Thursday, November 29, 2007

BIG FOOT HUNTING

Thursday's breaking news about a drunken Rodney-42-King getting blasted by double barrel bird-shot below the EZE.47 style ARROWHEAD springs landmark in California's INLAND EMPIRE, came on the day those three cops were sentenced for beating a biracial 666 party animal in Charlize Theron's adopted home state of Wisconsin. The day before, rapper ‘Birdman' Williams was busted outside Kingsport, Tenn on I-81 for smoking dope inside their SPICE GIRLS style touring RV.

Whores have a long history in surrealist film noir of getting the shit beat out of them by their marred faced pimps. So what do you think is going to happen to the great state church of the $20 bill whore?

"They didn't beat Rodney King enough..." [Howard Stern]

Since it's deer hunting season right now, check out these breaking photos from Germany's Bambi awards show at:
www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/hollywood-style-at-the-bambi-awards-202775/ .

Compare them with this lovely ROCKY HORROR look alike co-star portrait at:
www.181st.net/celebrity-galleries/Katie-Holmes/pictures/Katie-Holmes_pussy.jpg .

Hollywood's trades are reporting that Katie Comet is negotiating for a lead role in some north country adventure comedy entitled THE OTHER SIDE. Where my great great great grandpappy Daniell formed a company with Joseph Smith's father to hunt for Dr Goldfoot's underground genealogy oak tree BofM gold at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Island .
And:
www.phun.org/celebrities/katie_holmes/katie_holmes_41.jpg .

I'm also seeing double TRAVELING reports about Jennifer and Jennifer getting set to film a remake of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL in Vancouver, BC, at the same time at:
www.microsoft.com/prophoto/images/galleries/matthew-jordan-smith/smith10_gal.jpg
And:
www.dlisted.com/files/gq-jennifer-aniston.jpg .

THE SPICE GIRLS have just added Vancouver to their SPEED bus stop schedule, making December 2nd the opening date for their five virgins world tour. Reportedly, the girls have traded in their tour bus for a custom jumbo jet. No word yet if Meatloaf will be the pilot.

Yours, GSR/TWN

NOTE:
AP's ‘Birdman' report is at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_rapper_arrests.html .

Thursday, November 22, 2007

WHEN IN ROME

Princess Renee looks a lot like Princess Ann, on the Spanish Steps below the great church, as portrayed on my old VHS copy of ROMAN HOLIDAY. That I bought months ago somewhere but never got around to watching. In the 1953 movie, the young princess looks more like Keira Knightley at:
www.amazon.com/Roman-Holiday-Gregory-Peck/dp/6300215717/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=video&qid=1195715172&sr=1-1 .

I saw it for the first time Wednesday morning, went to bed, got up, walked to STARBUCKS, when a lady's green ‘WOLFPCK' van passed me at Church Lake's creek Y, and found this NYT piece about the discovery by I/rene Iacopi of Dr Goldfoot's secret underground mother wolf lair at:
www.nytimes.com/2007/11/21/world/europe/21rome.html?em&ex=1195794000&en=b62acf14dd432a43&ei=5087%0A .

There's a photo of the actress at age 59 leaning against my rod-like genealogy tree, for the rod of Jesse icon on the above VHS box, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn .

ROMAN HOLIDAY starts off with a $10 poker pot and ‘7-card stud' game for the new Roman 10/7 beast in REV.13 etc. Setting up the traditional prophecy interpretation about a new European beast federation, comprised of ten nations, with it's head in 7-hills Rome. However, we soon hear about the king's 40 years in the wilderness anniversary, which would be 1953-1993. Confirmed years later by the passing of Aud/rey Hepburn on the first day of the two witnesses' 1260 days period; i.e. January 20th, 1993.

In the latter-day plot, Princess Ann escapes from the great church of the whore by riding inside a Paris Hilton delivery van with ‘.4217' plates; followed by a scooter carrying Penelope Cruz' missionary friend Ralph Lauren. Pretty soon a plane load of LDS missionaries are sent after her. Who are dispatched throughout my D&C 86 church missionary city to hunt her down. They eventually find the princess having a fun time at some dance party barge on the Tiber River, docked below Rome's infamous ancient prison castle fort of the Popes. Where Tom's MI:III was filmed.

Meanwhile, the sleeping princess stays with her future king in my small missionary flat at street No.51. Who takes her to ‘The Mouth of Truth' [Jacob's] stone prophet to demonstrate how the 666 mark of the beast in the hand will be cut off; passing the BANCO DI SPIRITO SANTO, or the ‘Holy Ghost Bank' in English, a.k.a. the United Order credit union.

Along the way, they get married, have a STARBUCKS lunch at the G.R... café, etc. and end the story by acknowledging numerous media representatives from all the lost ten tribes of Israel. Ending up inside a great temple with King Solomon pillars. Who received 666 talents of gold a year in 1KINGS 10:14.

Here's a look at Dr Goldfoot's robot No.3 with real lips wearing a butterfly bikini. Who is so famous in Italy that she would need royal palace body guards just to visit Gisele's Roman villa. She is laying atop a retro ROMAN HOLIDAY scooter in the prophetic image, even wearing ancient coins. Confirmed by TIFFANY's inscribed ‘June 12' wedding ring ad Wednesday at:
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2808/tilt2k6adrianalima027uh.jpg .

Happy Holidays, GSR/TWN

Saturday, November 17, 2007

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE REDACTED

Were any alien UFOs sighted over Evansville, Indiana Friday when the feds raided LIBERTY DOLLAR? I had just watched Eddie Wood's 1959 "King of Cult Films" that morning, and noticed how much the lady on their ‘PEACE' coin looks like the space ship woman Tanna at:
www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58724
And:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PlanNine_03.jpg

In this remake, the aliens appear to be in a REV.16 style civil war. Since the FBI raid occurred on the same day that the NYT published those archive photos of Abraham Lincoln in Gettysburg, PA, due west of York.

In order to secure financing, Chris Wood's forerunner convinced some Baptist church friends that his alien zombies vampire B-movie was a Prince of Peace resurrection allegory. It's quite possible that the church backers even dipped into their own tithing funds. Whatever, the general concept was confirmed by Friday's breaking news that Hillary Bill Obama will be attending super pastor Rick Warren's big evangelical AIDS summit this month. Reportedly, Warren's church plans to discuss plans on how to revive the latter-day walking dead, stung by the SUPER FERRY stingray-gun prophecies in REV.9.

At STARBUCKS, an old guy had given me a free November SPEED bus pass, that he got in the mail. So I took the 406 Buckley bus back Friday in the rain, that changes into south temple's EZE.47 bus number 407 at Bonney Lake's transfer station. Where I noticed that a weird shaved-head zombie like guy had dollar coin-size blood scabs all over his head. He must have been picking at them, because some were still pretty fresh looking.

He kept staring at the perfect 23ish body double for Sandra Bullock, seated in front of me; America's official anima figure on the resurrected Lady Liberty US dollar coin. She was talking with her boy friend about some shoestring indie film he was planning, even if "no one is going to see it." I got off at the post office.

Last Tuesday the 13th was Britney Spear's official street date for her new pre-released BLACKOUT album. Because the BODY DOUBLE director's new phony movie using "A Purpose Driven Life" film techniques, is entitled REDACTED. As in blacking out the truth in official reports, etc. about secret alien war plans. Therefore, the pop star is having some major body work done, including a sexy pair of phony lips to go for that hot DEATH PROOF lap dance look on Butterfly.

Last Tuesday the 13th was when that abnormal brain monster teenager, holding a black DNA hair brush, was shot dead by the cops in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN town; named Kheil [kill] Coppin at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_police_teen_shot_6th_ldwritethru.html .

This is the fate of those ROCKY HORROR church goers who are redacting the latter-day two witnesses prophecies about AIDS, etc. And who deny the modern 2BC revelations about the whole wheat diet prevention of birth defects and childhood mental diseases.

Don't talk to me about autism, etc. if you don't give a flying phuck about the Biblical principle of continuos revelation. Especially if you are a Mormon. Last week in Puyallup's LDS PIONEER book store, when I picked up a copy of Victor Ludlow's book UNLOCKING ISAIAH, a man in the back shouted to the shop's lady up front, "We used to have a razor-knife... You know where that might be?" Razor-knives are what the terrorists used on 911 to bring down the phony lips world of Brian De Palma et al.

Yours, GSR/TWN

Sunday, November 11, 2007

TOM AND PAT ARE NOT GAY...

"If you don't stand for something... You might fall for anything." [LIONS FOR LAMBS]

In Falls Church, Virginia, a 5 year-old virgin was symbolically crushed to death by a falling television, on the eve of my Falls Church kiddie porn report about the rather gay looking television preacher Pat at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_dresser_crushes_girl.html .

Then a 207' Scientology size cruise ship with 66_ people onboard ran aground in the religious fantasy fun-hole muck and mud off 700 CLUB's Virginia Beach at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_stranded_cruise_ship.html .

All this lead up to Thursday's opening of the physical transfiguration play YOUNG FRANKUNFURTER on Sodom and Egypt's Broadway, a.k.a. The Great White Way. It's a story about our forefathers who believed in eternal life. So I watched my tape of the prophetic 1974 Mel Brooks movie, and was shocked to find out who's actually in the film, that contains a subplot about today's drug addicted kiddie monsters created by rotten seed fertilizer food. Which mostly takes place in the rainy castle temple lab where Tom and Kate were married last November 18.

It's an all star cast; featuring Kelsey Grammar as the marred servant monster from Seattle's FRASIER, where the play debuted, who frightens the Conan O'Brien villager so much he shouts "KILL THE BASTARD!!" For a second witness, the late night village people host makes a third appearance disguised in a dark hair-dye job. Donald Trump has a great ROCKY HORROR close-up cameo in the final floor show audience reaction shots, before the abnormal brain monster attacks Broadway's high society New Yorkers.

There are also a nice couple of lines delivered by THE CHECKOUT's director Chris Wood. Who thinks that the marred servant may be the devil himself. Chris now works at Austin's WHOLE FOODS headquarters in confirmation of the film's monster penis message about unwhole foods effecting the human seed pool. In the end, Maggie Gyllanhaal and the new 666 beast get it on seven times, just like Laurence and I did on our first night back in 1974.

That's Chris Wood standing atop Vince Vaughn's head on the FRED CLAUS movie poster, holding up STARBUCKS' icon. While VV role plays yours truly, the kid man, getting ready to eat out for Christmas. When I was examining the poster at REGAL Saturday, a mother walked by me who shouted at her little virgin daughter "You're gonna screw up your hair!" [A common source for DNA analysis of course.]

The man who wrote the famous 1950s essay "The White Negro", and his historic JFK piece "Superman Comes to The Supermarket" passed away Saturday at 84. Forcing me to walk into HOLLYWOOD VIDEO and go directly to the drama section where Sylvester Stallone's GET CARTER was talking at me from back in 2000. Which I had completely forgotten about, if I even remembered it in the first place, because I don't recall if I ever saw it. It certainly was not on my mind. So I rented it. Turns out it takes place in Seattle. [Probably shot in Vancouver.]

Heading back along 184th by Norm Mailer's government mail boxes, a tall trim Nicole Kidman look alike redhead came by walking her two big dogs. To her right was a white blonde Lab mix. On her left leash was a huge black aggressive dog that pulled her over to me and licked my left middle finger pretty good, before she pulled him/her off.

Here's a look at that butterfly dress, with Davidian branches, that Nicole wore to the Lebanon, Tenn CMAs last week. In confirmation of Butterfly's Mexican country music lap dance in DEATH PROOF at:
www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/events2/nicole-kidman-cma-117-1.jpg .
Apparently, she showed up in NYC for a screening of her wedding movie on the opening day of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.

I realize that Tom's cruise ship has been a long time sea vessel of the Hillary Bill Obama trilogy. But could his role in LIONS FOR LAMBS be the mirrorandart.com introduction to an endorsement of the politically bisexual Giuliani? Remember, Tom and Pat are not gay. But you have to stand for something.

Yours, GSR/TWN

PS: At FREDDYS Saturday, this cute skinny lesbo with punk Iggy dog hair was buying something at ‘2:11', when I went through the checkout for my 3.99 seal-pack of smoked red Sockeye salmon, rung up at 2:12. ET is doing a two-day follow-up about Ellen's Iggy on Monday and Tuesday. I saw their promo after an Ausie OUTBACK parked at my STARBUCKS table with a www.hobodoghaven.com sign on the side.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

PAT'S RIDE HOME

Wednesday's endorsement of Sodom's Xmayor Giuliani by Pat Robertson comes as no surprise to those familiar with 1976's THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy about the mainstream transsexual church of the whore. In confirmation of the film's "I'm going home" finale, co-starring Rose McGowan and Kate Holmes, etc, the man in President Bush's White House audience who asks for Dr Frankunfurter's autograph is an amazing Pat look alike, like the one measuring his frankfurter hot dog at:
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/22000/22031_w.jpg .

Basically, the aging ‘gospel of Paul' TV minister has chosen a bisexual figure "in the spirit of bipartisanship" because his apostate D&C 86 religion is threatened by the Book of Mormon candidate, who is suspiciously not quite gay enough. This is what the massive REV.12 flooding has been all about down in Mel Gibson's Tabasco, Mexico movie location. Starting with the arrest last Friday in Chicago of Jesuit priest Donald J McGuire for treating his church kids to the joys of mustard corn dogs.

The prophesied fall of the religious reign of the gospel of Paul was played out Wednesday when 40 year-old prisoner Michael Mazza killed 76 year-old deputy Paul Rein down in Hollywood, Florida country. This is what the extreme drought is all about down in America's 700 Club Bible Belt that is so populated by foolish five virgin believers.

For a second falling church sign, Robert A Singer, 49, was just arrested in Falls Church, Virginia for trading in kiddie porn, when he wasn't too busy running the National Children's Museum in our nation's capital of Sodom and Egypt.

The night before Pat's big bipartisan endorsement, Hillary Bill Obama landed his/her transsexual jet in the Des Moines, Iowa [monks] landmark by mistake, instead of Cedar Rapids. For a good time, right there is Johnson on Rt.44 near Saylorville Dam. To the southwest are Cumming and Booneville, on the edge of ROCKY HORROR's Madison County. Where a nearby little boner icon off Kate's Rt.28 called Churchville points towards Patterson on the Middle River of mainstream religion.

Friday's Oprah will feature Utah's Osmonds, when Redford's LIONS FOR LAMBS opens. As in my ‘SAVE SILVESTOR STALLONE' dream about saving God's lost Israelites, who are white on the outside and black on the inside. Their family patriarch George passed away when my 3.9 Ephraim, Utah earthquake post rolled, which was followed up a few hours later by a 2.8 quake confirmation of 28 year-old Kate's exploded honeycombed BEE MOVIE comet.

Talk about DANCING WITH THE STARS.

Yours, GSR/TWN

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

YOUR RIDE HOME

17P/Holmes suddenly got much brighter when the surprise news broke that Kate Holmes finished NYC's marathon in 5:29:58 time for a physically fit ‘58' transfiguration sign. When only hours later, she miraculously showed up in high heels at the Modern Museum of Mirror Art for Tom's B-movie screening, people of little faith speculated that she must have cheated, like in this prophetic 29ish photo of Madonna at:
http://www.internationalnewsagency.org/madonna%20naked.jpg .

This is why no one can stop what's coming. Who can deny such a promise from Madonna and her sisters? Many explorers of the new world risked their lives searching for this baptismal fountain of youth in Rush's Florida because God himself had sealed up the prophetic concept in their hearts. Note the West Palm Beach palm trees in the background of Madonna's photographic prophecy.

By the Hand of God, his purple bikini No.11 spy ran like a robot throughout Judah's NYC for 26.2 miles, wearing an ‘F ING 127' sign, in order to mark off the 26 latitude circumcision line through Hollywood, Florida. 12.7 being the opening day for Nicole Kidman's new Dr Goldfoot tale entitled THE GOLDEN COMPASS; which transpires under the bright comet's northern regions.

Walking back in the clear dark cold night Monday, I couldn't spot Kate's newly restored 17P comet in Perseus, east of the Big Dipper, until I arrived at Pepper's stud farm along Church Lake Road. Where I could finally see her just above the tree line, out over the area's huge pumpkin patch.

17P/Holmes' unexpected brightness illuminated the ‘BRIGHT BEER' bar signs around DEATH PROOF's Jesse Letterman light-in-the-night figure; played with a big GSR scar by Kurt Russell. My 8 hot B-movie babes with attitude were confirmed Monday afternoon when I roboticly stepped into KFC on command and bought their onion rings with 2 ranch dressings; getting back from the till a $1 dollar bill in change that had the word "SEX" written on it 8 times [4 times on each side, i.e. 4 pairs].

Waiting for my order, the jukebox started playing Tom Jones, "I, I who have nothing... I, I who has no one..." So I went over to it and saw the RMC royal crown logo's readout saying "All selections are currently free...", showing a Johnny Ray album up next. I had not been in the place for months.

In the ancient Greek mirrorandart.com tradition, Perseus decapitates the female Gorgon monster, for an inspired latter-day ‘Gore gone' prophecy about today's Gort robot. Who was originally named ‘Gnut'. Here is Nicole's GOLDEN COMPASS character playing today's Gorgon lady, sporting a sexy snake hairdo, sitting atop her commander's chair inside the Gort UFO ship at:
www.vanityfair.com/images/fame/2007/10/fasl11_kidman0710.jpg .

There was a 3.9 earthquake near Ephraim in Jerry's Beehive State Monday, around 3:00, south of Tom Jones' Wales, to mark off the $39 million BEE MOVIE grossed opening weekend. The same day, a ROBINSON R-44 helicopter crashed east of Nicki and Gore's Lebanon, Tennessee location for DEATH PROOF's fast 440 car. Three people died in the YOUNG OIL company chopper near Hwy.127's Jamestown, around Wolf River and Obey River, off Love Lady on Rt.111.

Your ride home, GSR/TWN

Saturday, November 3, 2007

PLAN BEE MOVIE STARS

"This is truly a celestial [Kingdom] surprise... Absolutely amazing.... This is a once-in-a-lifetime event to witness, along the lines of when Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 smashed into Jupiter back in 1994..." said Paul Lewis [and Clark] at University of Tennessee last week; about Kate Holmes' surprisingly bright return of her heavenly namesake ‘Comet 17P/Holmes. Named by Edwin Holmes back in 1892, when Abe Lincoln's illegally centralized federation was still persecuting the latter day saints over the prophesied restoration of Biblical plural marriage in ISAIAH 4:1.

This is the frozen British royal head of John the Baptist that they carry around in an ice chest towards the end times of London in L4YOR CAKE. What a surprise movie. Scientists are saying that Kate's "unexpectedly brightened" and exploded BEE MOVIE comet has a "honeycomb-like structure" of melting ice. Which should be visible to the naked eye during the upcoming theatrical release of Tom Redford's new LIONS FOR LOONIES movie.

Do you remember my dream about running into Sir Tom along side an LA freeway that had been shut down for some reason? And then he paid the bill for my cheap dark wood panel 70s motel room. That must have been a part of Jenny's new motel mirrorandart.org movie. The one wherein I met two hotties in leather getting off their Euro speed bikes like Ms Paltrow does in Cruise's Utah polygamy scene for AP III: DR GOLDFOOT.

Well, check out this Napoleon Dynamite dude from Lake Os/we/go, Oregon who got a bit part in Jenny's new PLAN BEE movie. He has prophetic ocean beach No.11 bikini posters on his wall at:
www.lakeoswegoreview.com/news/story.php?story_id=119386728775491600 .

Her new comet sign is visible in the Greek constellation Perseus prophecy about yours truly saving her from the REV.13:1 sea monster who cut off John the Baptist's head at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perseus .

You see, Jerry Signfeld's original loony B-movie ideas about ROCKY HORROR's insect infested diversity globe were reactively inspired by Utah's ‘Beehive State' nickname; given for the millennial land of milk and honey, after the locust plagues.

While the Jewish east coast sectarian liberal comedian was on the late shows last week, waving his finger and telling yours truly to get lost, and take my crap with me, Rose McGowan's Rosa figure from West Hempstead, Long Island found a $20 bill on the ground and bought the $5 winning lottery ticket for eternal life in the 2000 7-11 millennium era at:
www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-lilott1103,0,3981425.story .

I returned PLANET TERROR and picked up DEATH PROOF's immortality tale Saturday. Walking back, I stopped by the library computers and sat down next to a brunet Rose McGowan look atype with her Robert Rodriguez look atype lover. Who were both reading something on-line that made them giggle. Then I saw the day's report about CARGILL's infested gory ground up meat recall that must be about GRINDHOUSE's REV.13 guy who traps and slaughters beautiful babes inside his deadly shark gill car.

Yours, GSR/TWN