Wednesday, September 10, 2008

LATE NIGHT BLOW JOB ONE LINERS

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BLOW JOB went out right before Letterman went on a hysterical GSR/TWN rant that flushed him out about the global warming hoax at:
http://www.globalwarminghoax.com/news.php

The grumpy old talk show host knew that the king would be watching since Princess Keira was waiting in the wings of his creepy cold Manhattan theater off 53rd.

Before the Princess came out, the show featured some famous saxotelephone player band guest blowing on his Woody style phallic shaped horn; featured in Sienna Miller's LOST HIGHWAY prophecy.

Almost immediately, Keira mentioned that she has been squatting beside her personal trainer recently, while he shouts out loud at her.

Then she asked De Niro's prophetic KING OF COMEDY host David, if he would like to squat with her sometime.

In case Dave didn't get it... Keyira mentioned that she likes to drink the gym's healthy cucumber water.

The next night, Princess Keira was on Conan, trying to respond politiely to his compliments about her famous sexy lips.

Speaking of lips, here's Jessica Alba with prophetic black Barack Obama tape over her mouth. The kind Obama puts on people who try to speak out and tell the truth about him. You just know that Mr O would support reviving the O/rwellian "fairness doctrine" at:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b28294_jessica_albas_kinky_photo_shoot.html

Wednesday afternoon at the library, I saw something about Obama being on the letter O man show. Back at the house, Granny Grass had just taken a hot batch of banana nutbread out of the oven. Made with fresh ground red winter whole wheat.

Blogging about royalty. When are the mostly pro Obama left-wing papparazzi nazis going to give Sienna Miller back some of her human rights and dignity? The attack dogs keep shouting "Slut! Home wrecker! Slut!" OK, we get it. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Yours, GSR/TWN

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