Friday, May 8, 2009

THE SPY WHO FAGGED ME

The opening Houston ROCKETS vs the LA LAKERS shot blocking score of 111 to 98 was my cue to update Mike Meyer's Johnson rocket prophecy, entitled AP II: The Spy Who Shagged Me. As Woody would have it, I watched the 1999 party confirmation on the same day Bruno released his new brown baby pictures on his White Horse prophecy space at:
http://meinspace.com/bruno

Be sure to see the latest friends postings at Bruno's inmyface.com page, by Jenny's new KOMFORT INN motel management movie co-star 'Mike' at:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=324743112

AP II unfolds from Dr Evil's volcanic lair located in Barck Obama's future Hawaii Islands. Where the gay Ted Casablanca look alike commando is in charge of White House security.

Fat Bastard plays Obama's future Nutty Professor fatso alter ego persona. A BBQ baby short ribs loving pig of a man, with fat spy turtle heads poking out of his butt, dressed in the traditional Scottish plaid of lost Judah, and sucking on bag pipes. Who is a secret self destructive Manchurian candidate assassin, planted deep inside the UK CIA, etc. Who shows up in the end wearing the Nazi brown shirt uniform of Obama's Big Brown race horse UPS truck prophecy.

It's back to the future, when AP says that the G7 beast's alien British albino world is ruled by "Damned dirty apes!!" And mysterious giant UFO boner rockets are flying around in the sky above Washington, DC.

You know exactly what the prophetic time frame is, for today's pop culture suckers, when the new beast's Mini Me monster gets a symbolic REV.9 swine flu shot stinger in the ass. And then Dr Evil hands him a red marxist sucker.

The final words of Will Ferrell's hilarious Egyptian candidate assassin, who drove off a cliff, were confirmed by Friday's surprise news about Obama's planned trip to Egypt, on 6.04.

"Here goes nothing..."

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Missouri Gov Jay [Leno] Nixon declared a ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW motorcycle emeregency Friday, at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_severe_weather.html

The same day about 50 people were injured in Jay's home town of Boston, Mass on the underground trolley, at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_trolley_crash.html

Friday's new Bruno stuff is in the BRUNO movie trailer at:
http://www.meinspace.com/bruno?__source=gglbrunoBrandG_Bruno&sky=gglbrunoBrandG_Bruno

New readers should note that 'Bruno' means brown in Italian. Compare his silver rocket space-suit with the ones in AP II. Don't miss the twin Der Zurich Obama look alikes in his Top 10 friends section. His #1 GSR/TWN post spoof is pretty funny at:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68754327

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