Thursday, January 7, 2010

MIDNIGHT MOVIE NOTES:

After logging COCK SUCKER SIGNS AND WONDERS, I was digging around in my still unseen DVDs library and came across 2007's so-bad-it's-good, pre-Obama shot, SEMI-PRO. What the heck, it's NBA season, so I popped it in and watched the Flint arena "Sweaty Version" wherein every other word was "cock sucker". Like in the gun play poker game scene, that was confirmed the next day or so by those two WIZARDS DC players pulling guns on each other in the locker room. And Gil Arenas getting prophetically tossed out of the Washington, DC arena games.

SEMI-PRO gets going in Flint with a fan mutiny against the TROPICS' Barack Obama sunshine logo, and his transsexual REV.13.1 cheerleaders. In one desperate game promotion, everyone gets shafted by free corn-dog cave hole icons, if the score breaks the special 126_ days period of the two witnesses.

In the end, Will Ferrell's Jackie Moon calls the wrestling bear 'Precious'. For Cleveland's serial killer named Mr Sowell, who lived next door to a pork sausage butcher. Bears are actually of the wild pig species, with fur. Six months after the filming, the brown Precious killed one of her white trainers, by snapping his neck in two with one bite.

Released on Leap Year's 2.29.08, Jackie Moon's explicit "rain forest sexy..." theme song was a prelude to the Forks, WA rain forest setting of NEW MOON, etc.

Watch the video by BLACKTREE.TV at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpkDPdoSpqg

Last weekend, I dreamed that Ashley Greene was hanging around some Vegas pre-school for kids, run by Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy and I wanted to go fly fishing, but Ashley came over out of the blue and hugged me with a big smile, suggesting she had a better idea. Naturally, I watched Jimmy Kimmel first chance, and saw that Ms Greene was on the show. Now I see Greene has done a lick me nude fish scales photo shoot in the Tropics for SPORTS ILLUSTRATED's swimsuit edition at:
http://allieiswired.com/archives/2010/01/ashley-greene-poses-nude-for-sobe-ads-photo/

This Greene image shows two objects on a table that have the identical shape of my IN LIKE FLINT blackwood keychain at:
http://ashley-greene.us/photos/displayimage.php?album=223&pos=2

Here's some history on Corman's much parodied THE WASP WOMAN [Not Wasp Lady, sorry.] at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wasp_Woman

GSR/TWN

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