Tuesday, August 10, 2010

FLASH NOTES IV:

That gay JET BLUE flight attendant from Queens, Steve Slater, [iPADer] was role playing my Airforce One sidekick on his last fuck-you flight from Dick Steele town to the JFK Letterman airport. Where he cussed out the passengers, before grabbing a couple beers and sliding down the escape raft, and then ran home and got arrested while butt fucking one of his associates. You can see his silver Stanley Cup garage sale crown of England in the enclosed FACEBOOK photo at this local news report on:
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/Airline-Steward-at-JFK-Pulls-Emergency-Chute-Flies-Coop-100286494.html

Before jumping on the chute, someone heard him say "There goes 28 years". For the 28 year-old star of THE MYSTERIES OF PITTSBURGH and CASANOVA.

Walking back Monday, I noticed that there was a second dead possum-rat by the Church Lake Rd brook, this one black, right as a black '...TMZ' 4x4 drove south. Followed up by a black REV.9 zinger STINGRAY stopped at the mountain view sign, bearing 'AAWSOME' plates. So I checked TMZ.com and found their report about Mel's father claiming that Joseph Ratzinger, a.k.a. Pope 16, is as queer as Barry Obama.

The Belle Harbor, Queens ending to Slater's flight from Dick Steele town turned out to be a double SPY HARD confirmation of my overnight discovery of another awesome VICTORIA'S SECRET agent, code named Cintia Dicker.

This is why they caught the second Golden Valley killer along the Greybull River south of Cody, Wyoming on the same day. In perfect continuity with Dick looking at Victoria on his iPAD slate and asking himself, "Why?.. Why..?!.." Why Wyoming? Because that is where they filmed BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN; which lost out to CRASH at the Oscars.

All of which was confirmed on Sunday by that church lady named Mary, who ran over three church goers at Maryland's Mount Saint Mary's College and Seminary with her black 4x4.

GSR/TWN

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