Tuesday, August 16, 2011

MY FULL MONTY REMAKE STARRING THE FABULOUS SIENNA MILLER

I have never seen 1997's THE FULL MONTY prophecy that will become an inspired Gus Van Sant remake co-starring Sienna Miller on the flip side in the blink of an eye.

So I just found out on this number 34 Book of Mormon anniversary of the day when Elvis died on the shitter in GRACELAND meets DELIVERANCE. After seeing my $104,000,000 smoker tucked in nice and tightly between her two pretty fingered lips on the poster art that features my black buddy sidekick who looks like James Carville, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Full_Monty

That was just confirmed by the Italian art object [LL] theft in Marina Del Rey that suddenly turned up inside a church full of votive candles. Where Sandy's big nigger baby who gets adopted by yours truly is shown holding onto it at:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110816/D9P5EA200.html

By now all of your fellow detractors' brains must be coming unglued; thinking that Sienna will never get the 12,000,000 million $$ part paid upfront unless she sucks my Alfred Hitchcock icon as dry as a Montana Miley quarter emblem.

You Hollywood idiots got that much right.

GSR/TWN

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