Saturday, November 5, 2011

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MIDNIGHT COWBOY

[It's 4:39 pm in Bonnie Lake, Washington on my 70s era COSMO TIME bed clock as I start to write this new post.]

Checking out a rare VHS copy of MIDNIGHT COWBOY for a buck at GOODWILL Saturday afternoon, while Granny Grass was shopping at FREDDYS with her $9.14 bonus rewards certificate, a man walked by in cowboy boots and natural 69ish leather skin nude jacket. Looking like one of those middle-aged beach nudists in EURO-TRIP. I wasn't feeling it, but that was enough to tell me that I should get it.

When I caught up with GG at the checkout, there was this gay earring cowboy type in a Northwest plaid porno shirt waiting behind her with a 12-pack of unfiltered German style PYRAMID wheat ale. The same kind that is so specifically recommended in D&C 89's Word of Wisdom. And is still verboten by today's gay ass German pilot Mormons in Salt Lake City, Utah, who continue to allow the Modernist apostate Christian Protestants of the Reformation to interpret the DOCTRINE AND COVENANTS for them.

Which is the reason why my prophetic rod of Jesse figure from Waco, Texas in MIDNIGHT COWBOY is still as homeless as Jesus was when the old city of Jerusalem was being run by an alien gentile mother fucker who was polluting the temple of the Promised Land in the BOOK PF MORMON.

Therefore, all you old Utah fags that were revealed in MOONSTRUCK's final family portrait have until the end of Napoleon Dynamite's 42 months state line prophecy in REV.13 to get out of Dodge. And that is saying it nicely.

All you luke warm middle-of-the-road compromisers, like Steven R Covey, are going to have to repent of your 7 HABITS Bible book about getting along with the great and abominable church of the whore who always votes for the Democrat Party of the Devil in D&C 86. So don't come bitching to me about any of my inspired porn clip revelations from G-d on the 666 Internet during this era of the two witnesses in Sodom and Egypt.

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