Thursday, August 21, 2014

WHY NATALIE LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HER IN THE ASS

Have you ever heard the expression, "It hurts so good!.."? ~ ~ My latest porn video link of that Natalie Portman babe getting fucked in the ass by James [Bond] was no mere metaphorical dalliance on my part. ~ ~ Remember, the petite Hollywood movie star from Israel graduated from Michael Savage's own private 19666s Berkley alumni landmark. Which he is still so proud of that he mentions it at least once a day on his Homer Simpson AM radio talk show. ~ ~ This explains why 770 and 570 re-play both Clyde Lewis and Michael Savage at the same 9:00 pm slot in Seattle. ~ ~ Forcing me to switch back and forth on the dial continually. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ FISHING NOTES: I always get the highland fly fishing bug around September and October. This year, the coastal creek waters are so low that I recommend fishing the rain forest creeks on the south side of Mt. Rainier or the west side of the Olympics. ~ ~ Take a trip to Rainy Valley, upstream from Morton, Washington, if you don't have the time to drive four hours around the front ocean winds side of Forks; where supposedly all those TWIN PEAKS wanna be vampire movies took place in the TWILIGHT series. ~ ~ There are a pair of 1448 and 1444 meter mountain peaks in the Morton area called; Storm King, and Cockscomb, respectively. If you are just going out for the scenery, more than anything. ~ ~ CASTING NOTES: The S&P 500 closed on Miley Cyrus' 1992 birth year on Thursday; with a nice EZE.37 two sticks of Judah and Ephraim touch. Talk about fly fishing in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO rainbow trout creek in May, Idaho. ~ ~ 1984 NOTES: In my own private prophecy entitled THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE, that iron safe full of 150k in tax free cash money gets drilled in the head just like Jim Carrey does years later in THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE because years later Jim would relocate to the village. Thinking that perhaps he would become the new born again reincarnation of Andy Warhol. Works for me. ~ ~ That said, in any kind of an Andy Warhol bio pic re-directed by Martin Scorsese, and co-starring Jim Carrey, there would have to be a lot of emphasis on Jim playing some retro vampire in an ANDY WARHOL PRESENTS DRACULA movie. ~ ~ And I quote, "Utterly hilarious demented nonsense." Rex Reed meets Clyde Lewis et al. Like at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_for_Dracula ~ ~ BLUE NOTES: Mel Gibson's Britney Spears look alike plural wife in BLUE JASMINE is called 'Mel'. Because low information guys like Woody Allen and Rob Reiner think that Mel is some kind of a big time conservative. Even though Mel has offered to bankroll any movie that the typical Catholic populist third-way Marxist Michael Moore wants to make next.

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