Monday, November 3, 2014
PREMATURE EJACULATION SITUATION
Reportedly, that VIRGIN jet airplane rocket fell apart over the California desert due to it's end-of-ride reentry system prematurely deploying. As in Clyde the monkey doing his cafe latte impersonation in SHAUN OF THE DEAD. Wherein he tries to cheer up the king of the zombies after he got dumped by Elizabeth Hurley. ~ ~ In other words, if you are some older dude who likes to ride two tight hotties at a time, you might want to slow down and pace yourself. ~ ~ Believe it or not, you have all the time in the world. ~ ~ No need to rush things Bill Murray. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ POST CARD NOTES: Right after I watched Ellen Page get fucked hard last week in Woody Allen's homage to MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: ROMA, the DOW went up by 221 points. ~ ~ PS: The reason why sister Pane Bianco is still feeling unsatisfied and unhappy, even though they have built a temple in Roma, is because she knows in her heart that there is still something missing in the Mormon missionary's diet of white flower pastas and breads. ~ ~ Ergo, my ongoing erotic dream fantasies of flirty fucking Ellie's surreal sexisimo face in the mouth while a spread-eagle Britney Spears is watching us.