Thursday, June 11, 2015


Those 5 virgin REV.13:1 sharks that crashed on Elizabeth Hurley's east coast I-95 landmark on her 50/50 birthday inspired me to watch Jerry [Clyde] Lewis' iconic low budget black and white movie made in Miami called THE BELLBOY. Wherein we see Lewis standing right next to Bill Murray after Rodney Dangerfield takes the lead at about 1:02 minutes into "...the big one." ~ ~ Then we see the completely illogical narrative bit where Lewis flashes his camera at the full moon, which creates an A-bomb explosion effect that turns the night into day. ~ ~ And then yours truly is asked to go to the airport and retrieve Capt. Garrison's briefcase. Whereupon he decides to take the flight 104 jet airliner that bears the STARBUCKS logo for a joy ride up to Barack Obama's future Chicago, circa 2015. ~ ~ Seattle's BOEING now being based in Chicago, etc. ~ ~ Per SHE'S HAVING A BABY meets FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, yada yada. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ ~ TWO WEEKS NOTICE NOTES: Coney Island, NY represents Natalie Merchant's future CARNIVAL video setting in the above case. ~ ~ For example, many of the local Puget Sound fisherman on Whidbey Island refer to sand sharks as "dog sharks". ~ ~ HEBREW BRAND NOTES: I love a good lean and meaty Jewish kosher hot dog with brown deli mustard just as much as the next guy. However, now it's time for them to up their game and offer us a line of dogs that do not have any nitrates or nitrites poppers. ~ ~ Everyone else is doing it, so why not?... ~ ~ Jesus Christ already, get with the program. ~ ~ PS LADIES: Jerry Lewis plays the dancing Jew boy queer in LADIES MAN because apostate Christian mormon monogamy is basically gay. Which leaves so many of today's lonely daughters of Israel living so alone that they are eventually tempted to find what they need in a man from strange flesh. ~ ~ Spank you very much for nothing Ken Kemp and Bruce Troxell. ~ ~ ADAPTATION SCREENPLAY NOTES: Turns out that all of those ingenious ironic twists at the end of ADAPTATION were about Jim Carey having me crashing for free at his place in the East Village: circa THE YES MAN meets the PET DETECTIVE prophecies about Miley Cyrus' pet dogs.

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