BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY CUTS BOTH WAYS

I AM the one with the sharp two-edged pirate sword coming out of my mouth in REV.19; that cuts both ways. ~ ~ True or false, who cares. Since London's DAILY MAIL tabloid is now reporting that Princess Taylor bought me that pirates cove place in Washington County so that I can hide out on the east coast close to New London's atomic submarine base. Which is also near the prophetic place where they shot Julia Roberts' break-out indie film career-move called MYSTIC PIZZA. ~ ~ Talk about a special secret sauce recipe that only 'the few and the brave' know about. ~ ~ Like they say, "Keep your enemies close." ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ BIRDS OF A FEATHER NOTES: Today's Negro on-the-down-low in the butt hole Oval Office in DC immediately called that married-with-children NBA Negro on-the-down-low who wears the queer-as-orange jersey for the Washington, DC WIZARDS; talk about Providence, Rhode Island timing. ~ ~ INVISIBLE MAN NOTES: Nobody is reporting about the new born again nigger race riots; in confirmation of the news media blackout on there being a confirmed illegal alien in the White House, like at: http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/beach-week-draws-black-crowd-and-violence/?cat_orig=us ~ ~ PS EMMA: Since you are already knee-deep in it at Rhode Island's Brown University, just up the road from my new shag pad on the beach, you might want to think about just staying there and getting your graduate degree in religion. ~ ~ Where you can have your own private bedroom, with full kitchen privileges, and relax on the weekends with your homework books on board my sail boat.

THE BLACK PEARL OF GREAT PRICE

AT WORLD'S END begins with THE SAILOR DOG's slave trader boat stranded on the desolate EZE.37 salt flats outside of Salt Lake City, Utah, looking like Noah's ark after the flood. Where the sons of Spanish Ham are now desecrating the Fountain of Youth temple, per ABRAHAM 1:27; "Now, Pharaoh being of that [Canadian bacon] lineage by which he could not have the right of Priesthood, notwithstanding the [Masonite] Pharaohs would fain claim it from Noah..." Bacause the new born again Christian RLDS leadership will not let us see Br Kimball's secret swinging 70s priesthood revelation. In the same false reborn spirit of Christ that does not allow us to see Obama's secret birth certificate from Hawaii; which we know is half hand-written and half typed. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ DON'T TELL ANYBODY NOTES: Here is Charlize coming out of SPAGO holding her precious little black pearl, at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2860601/charlize-theron-rocks-jumpsuit-for-dinner-with-jackson-04/fullsize/ ~ ~ Speaking of Canadian bacon, with hash browns, two over-easy peppered eggs, and whole wheat toast; that is a deliberate Ellen Page mermaid look alike in ON STRANGERS TIDE. Pre-inspired by my recent Jimmycomelately Creek porno clip; wherein Jimmy kneads her brown tanned whole wheat bread buns when he comes inside her. ~ ~ NOTES THAT ONLY I KNOW ABOUT: As the latte-day leader of the illuminati masonite conspiracy to rule the world with my unseen invisible undersea atomic-missile black pearl pirate submarine ships; I have been given some special FOR YOUR EYES ONLY pirate radio information. Which says that we will learn much more about my little monkey man mini me sidekick in the occupied White House; once we see the spring snow storms in Colorado return again. True or false, doesn't mean shit, according to: http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/another-spring-snowstorm-for-d-1/11220168 ~ ~ [Historically, Black Beard masked pirates like Barack Obama never carried valid ID on them that was birth-certificate-based either, and all that.]

JOHNNY COME LATELY

My FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD posting was immediately confirmed by that surprise ROLLING STONES concert in Hollywood. Wherein I saw Jack Sparrow holding hands with Amber Heard there, right after I got back in with my new copy of ON STRANGER TIDES, 4, at: http://www.justjared.com/2013/04/28/johnny-depp-amber-heard-hold-hands-at-rolling-stones-concert/comment-page-3/#comments ~ ~ Because that whole FFing missionary position thing started among the topless B&M natives in Hawaii, and then it was reintroduced in the latter-days when I was an LDS missionary leader in ROMA. ~ And all this, just after the bird lady's new rock concert tour pix at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2315742/Cara-Delevingne-takes-style-inspiration-Ozzy-Osbourne-heads-black-outfit-round-sunglasses.html ~ ~ Speaking of the fountain of youth in THE FAT SPY beach party generation prophecy, Saturday's surprise attack British invasion event featured Mick Jagger on stage wearing his new physically transfigured 2BC temple garments, at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2316205/Johnny-Depp-Amber-Heard-hold-hands-Rolling-Stones-gig.html ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ STATE MEDIA NOTES: Today's media is almost 100% behind the oppression of the new 666 beast. As prophesied of way back during the New 666 Deal era, at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Come_Lately ~ ~ Most third way fascism is predicated upon the marxist principle that free enterprise, i.e. freedom, is the root of all evil. ~ ~ REAL ESTATE NOTES: Taylor just bought me that little boat house on the tax-free island of Newport, under her own name of course. Because she knows that THE SAILOR DOG is going to need some place on the east coast where he can tie off my Cannes Film Festival love boat when I AM is visiting the BM's New World, at: http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/27/taylor-swift-house-rhode-island/ ~ ~ Talk about THE GREAT GATSBY meets KING RALPH LAUREN on his classic restored wooden yacht in Friday Harbor, Washington. ~ ~ You think that is strange? How about I grab ON STRANGER TIDES: 4 at WAL*MART on Sunday; and while I walk up to the check-out with it, I suddenly notice that there is a rather large tear drop rolling down my left cheek. And I'm not particularly feeling sad, or lonely, or hurt, about anything at all. In fact, I'm feeling pretty good about things. Since last night I had a really sexy dream about kissing Jennifer Garner, even though she was not quite ready when I pulled down her VICTORIA'S SECRET panties and started to eat her out. Probably because her visiting REV.17 mother, who was staying in the next bedroom over, was listening to us through the closed doors.

MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IS THE NEW DEAL ON THE TABLE RIGHT NOW. TAKE IT, OR LEAVE IT.

Even I didn't see this one coming. Matt gets to have Sandra Bullock back, who still loves him, and her southern bell sister wives in PRACTICAL MAGIC meets PRETTY WOMAN meets LEGALLY BLOND meets DESPARATE HOUSEWIVES too; plus his choice of any two pairs of virgin teenagers out there. Just as long as he cleans up his bedroom and squares the deal with Jesus, like at: http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-75620615/ ~ ~ Now that Washington State's lowlands mud-lake trout season is set to open at the very same time that his new MUD movie rolls out. ~ ~ Hey what? You never got around to seeing WHATEVER WORKS? ~ ~ Fuck me man. For all I know, Sienna Miller may still belong to Jude Law; just saying. ~ ~ And here is the closer; My ace-in-the-hole wild card is Charlize Theron. Who I get to play anyway that I want to. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~

PIRATE GOVERNMENT

All the captain's blogs from the most famous pirate ships in history reveal a fundamental pre-marxist world view. Which is why the most famous IN LIKE FLYNT pirates from classic neo Nazi 30s cinema always featured a prophetic sidekick monkey from Africa sitting on their shoulders. ~ ~ Which actually is the same 666 chip on the shoulder of Glenn Beck et al, per the description of the new miraculous high technology 666 beast in REV.13. And has nothing to do per se with the apostate Chistianity insanity about some anti-Christ with seven heads and ten crowns. ~ ~ In other words, those who have become blinded by the new and improved FDR/LBJ/MLK beast, will never see what hit them; coming in the form of a murderous illegal alien homosexual nigger who is sitting in the occupied Casablanca. Ergo, I AM would be nowhere, if not for my African born sidekick in the upcoming LONE RANGER movie. ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ NEWS REEL NOTES: This news came out right after I started to watch my new previously-viewed Johnny Depp pirate government movies, at: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=235&sid=24933836&title=us-tourists-swim-for-14-hours-after-ship-sinks ~ ~ DOUBLE DOWN NOTES: Check out this nice pair a dice at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2858605/courteney-cox-julie-bowen-la-modernism-show-opening-18/fullsize/ ~ ~ Talk about happy endings. ~ ~ PS DAVID: I'll give you Amber Heard, and Emma Stone too, in a free trade deal; plus I'll let you FF both of my above two tv star wives from FRIENDS... just like old times. If you agree to chip in just a little of that tax-free fuck-you money that keeps coming in, over and over, in residuals; like how about ten percent. ~ ~ Even if you have to, just fire your current worthless agents, managers, lawyers, and Hollywood Jew blood-sucking PR people; and then pass on half of the savings to me. ~ ~ Believe me you, I AM is definitely in it for the money and the glory. Not to mention how much it costs to have a hundred wives at your beck and call and keep them all happy. ~ ~ SPECIAL CASE NOTES: All of my special 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s wives of my youth, like Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, or Demi Moore, who owe me 50% of everything that they have, can settle up their long term debts with me in the form of physically transfigured gold coin installment payments.

THE FIVE DEAD PRESIDENTS MEETS FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD MEETS THE LONE RANGER MEETS PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5

I had only seen the last Keira Knightley pirate government prophecy movie. So when I saw the original BLACK PEARL Barack Obama movie prophecy at PISTOL ANNIE'S I immediately grabbed it. However, later that night, I opened my used 2 bucks DVD case and discovered that DEAD MAN'S CHEST 2 was inside it. ~ ~ Oh well, never saw that one coming either. ~ ~ Which is the one about the double skeleton keys of Judah and Ephraim that finally open the hearts of such underground pirate radio stars as Michael Medved and Glenn Beck. ~ ~ And funny enough, when I finally fingered the original Keira Knightley pirates movie, I heard Pistol Annie say to someone in the background that, paraphrasing now, Keira was going to be a "...hard act to top." Meaning, she is not going to come easy. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ HOMEWORK BACKGROUND NOTES: Read, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Goes_to_Hollywood AND: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Presidents AND: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lone_Ranger_(2013_film) ~ ~ ON A SAD NOTE: Nobody ever bought me a lousy fucking $100 ticket to see Bet Midler's show. And please don't call me. ~ ~ MORE RIDICULOUS KS NOTES: That is definitely Kristen Stewart on guitar in Natalie Merchant's official 1990ish video for JEALOUSY; which features a Barack Obama figure time-line, filmed at a VICTORIA'S SECRET bra factory time-line. ~ ~ In Natalie's SLEEP COUNTRY USA album song about Mr Pepper, an old Negro says at the end that, "You better start running..."

JIMMYCOMELATELY CREEK

That small 3-way earthquake that happened about three weeks ago around Jimmycomelately Creek, off Hwy.101 on the Olympics Peninsula, was a prelude to my Jimmy link at: http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbghsmRSO01rudkns.mp4#_=_ ~ ~ Where the creek's headwaters begin near Schmith Knob, and come into the bay at Miller Peninsula; just south of Hardwick Point, south of Gibson Spit, etc. ~ ~ Happy Valley is right there to the west, below Bell Hill, and all that. ~ ~ Which is exactly where John Wayne, the original dude, always liked to throw down the anchor; and tie a few off of his classic 1940s IN LIKE FLYNT yacht. That he loved to motor up to the region every spring season in search of fresh crab and king salmon. ~ ~ Lately, Jimmycomelately Creek has received new funds for some stream-side restoration work. In order to restore it's original spawning water beds. ~ ~ Sometimes, when nothing else works, you just have to Jimmy the thing. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ TWN NOTES: Here's a great gift idea for the handy man around your house, at: http://www.broco-rankin.com/linkservid/BA69359A-3048-651A-FE6F17872732A0AE/showMeta/0/ ~ ~ THIS JUST IN: According to Mexico's officer Arenas, some crazy gringo named Summers, who sports a flying-eagle SUPERMAN tattoo on his chest, was just arrested for Jimmying a 10 year-old virgin up in [Kobe's] Northridge, CA, earthquake landmark, at: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Tobias-Summers-Captured-in-Mexico-FBI-Kidnapping-Suspect-204519461.html