Monday, September 30, 2013

I OWN ALL THE RIGHTS TO JANIS JOPLIN. YOU GOT SHIT.

Josh becomes Mr Big in SEX AND THE CITY, circa 1988, after he encounters that Barack Obama darkie devil figure wearing muslim head gear at a fly-by-night CARNIVAL OF SOULS setting in NYC meets SLC, UT. Who is opening his mouth over and over as if beckoning the little Jewish boy to let him suck on his cock for a George Washington head quarter. ~ ~ Ergo, the kid from Cliffside, NJ, for that triple Cliffside, Texas train wreck on the same Wednesday that the Bush's BAG OF BONES from Maine came out of the neo con closet. ~ ~ [Neocons are half Jewish half asshole Republicans.] ~ ~ But anyway, Maine's Jew bitch Republican Senator Snow is/was a Snowflake dolphin bitch dog thing, who now looks like a Nancy Pelosi type bang of boners, at: http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/05/10/ap954865741915-a1135e3165a215f17fe3e61efed86355b9553f4a-s6-c30.jpg ~ ~ Therefore, BIG's little Joshua gets a fake Social Security number just like my sidekick in the new Greek homosexual White House temple did when he was a 13ish boy growing up in Hawaii. Which was extracted for him by his old grandmother who worked in the state's probate offices. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ 911 NOTES: They started calling 911 in Mel Gibson's Area Code 310 right after I had logged my new 911 justice posting Sunday afternoon. ~ ~ Something about a high flying private Idaho [RV] jet from Demi Moore's Sun Valley area crashing into that hanger full of classic cars. Like this one at: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs6Ei8TYTkFMwP6lASw2yw5QJksEzwoFRkaTRDvpvNdWjCCnA6T507w7N6nokzLGnUDEyzycygzCAt-YrtjNznwVg-7WaIoMSVSthi1Ta6uIG1UX9AheBNy7upYFQj7IZX3pKFEmT6IDE/s1600/janis-joplin-car.jpg ~ ~ CLAIM JUMPER NOTES: Claiming that you own Janis Joplin is the same thing as claiming that you own Courtney Love; which I do. Laugh all you want to out of your gay-assholes; I also own Drew Barrymore and her crazy sister half-wife Cameron Diaz too. ~ ~ At this rate, I'm probably going to need a big airplane hanger full of sexy sports cars just to keep all of them happy. ~ ~ BIG NOTES: The iconic Ronald Reagan 1988 prophecy entitled BIG comes to an end in fall. ~ ~ OLIMPIC NATIONAL PARK NOTES: Maine's Senator Olimpic Snowflake doll-fin figure who looks like Alison Roth also claims that she is Greek Orthodox Christian; "I haven't laughed so hard since I was a little girl!" Dr Evil, per: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympia_Snowe ~ ~ 2014 GREEK TEMPLE NAZI PRESIDENT NOTES: Did I forget to mention that reborn Nazism is the third way shining path to the future? Since at least half of those new young virile Nazi Greek asshole motherfuckers are a bunch of olive skinned gay basher darkies. Who look like they would have no problem fucking two women at a time.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

NATURAL BORN MOTHER FUCKER LADY KILLER

Last week I dreamed that I was scouting around Alpine, Utah for a nice spacious house, with lots of bedrooms, for Ellen Page and her polygamist sister hippie chick wives. When suddenly Mel Gibson appeared driving down the road in a pickup truck, which he was driving erratically; just to be funny. ~ ~ Then I saw a high-flying RV with wings, full of old FDR type LDS church leaders, crash hard after hitting some tree tops near some small local airport. ~ ~ Just seconds after her and I were playing 'hide-the-cucumber'. ~ ~ Oh well, we can always finish the game later. ~ ~ Nothing like having something to look foreward to when things get kind of boring. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ UNDERAGED SEX EDUCATION NOTES: When a guy wants to fuck you in the mouth, just remember to cover your teeth up with your soft plump lips, and keep your mouth and tongue pressed down on his cock as tight as possible, without biting. ~ ~ PS SANDY: There was a mediocre 5.0 medium size ten virgins 5/5 orgasm sign in the Sandwich Islands area right after you showed up in the green room to be on the Jay Leno classic cars show. ~ ~ How about you buy me a free of charge mint condition 89ish German 911 PORSCHE, in race car green, and I completely forgive you for your disgusting and ignorant personal offenses towards me? Forgiveness is free of course. If you believe in Jesus. Or even if you believe just a little bit in his direct descendent who is his great great great.... grandson. A 911 for a 911 is still the law of Israel. ~ ~ Here's the deal. Ellen Page let's me drive her around and fuck her all I want, inside of her really fine looking used 1980s 911, which probably only cost her like a measly 15k, tops. Or you end up living alone with your dog; like some old used-up 1980s Hollywood star, somewhere up in the hills. ~ ~ Plus, Ms Page gets to have three natural born children who were sired by the King of England, and all you got is that little CURIOUS GEORGE monkey boy who represents your blind sided vote for Barack Obama; courtesy of Jesse James. ~ ~ In the last days, the little sisters will teach their bigger sisters a lesson or two.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

TIME TO MAN UP AND START ACTING LIKE YOU LOVE TO FUCK UNDERAGED GIRLS

Crater Lake, Oregon looks exactly like a football stadium, that has been hit by an atomic bomb. Hence that new 7.7 earthquake island there that represents the London wizard known as Harry Potter. For the Potter County omens that happened with that ghostly bag of bones officially witnessing that gay wedding in Maine. ~ ~ You tango with the devil in LAST TANGO IN PARIS, the devil does the EVITA-ville tango with you, and you like it. ~ ~ Right there is 7401' Grouse Hill, for my 1974 socialist French whore-wife who was always grousing about me not having a serious government job. ~ ~ That cold hearted Italian missionary FFer wife who left my good buddy Donele Willy at about the same time in Provo, Utah, same thing. ~ ~ [He lived in a brick Masonic temple walk-up apartment behind Provo's Christian Science reading room Temple; Go figure.] ~ ~ Think Ken McLeod's old bag of bones mother probably died of cancer, or something. Doesn't really matter, he never takes me fishing anymore anyway. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ ASSHOLE NOTES: Ace plays the invisible stinky asshole man after he is perceived as being the anti-Christ to the anti-Christ in DAN.12 in ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE. Hence, Bruce Troxell feels like he has dozens of liberal media assholes climbing up his 'black hole' butt, circa 2013. ~ ~ BAG OF BONES NOTES: Boy George sang THE CRYING GAME song in confirmation of George Walker thinking that he was such hot shit for being an official witness to that gay wedding up in Maine. Right there in Crater Lake National Park's football bowl look alike landmark is the Whitehorse Bluff landmark about today's abomination of desolation bomb craters. ~ ~ Don't get me wrong now. I love the bomb just as much as my sidekick loves the bomb, maybe even more. Why else would my man ever had made that friendly phone call to the president of Iran? ~ ~ PS MD: Sorry about leaning on you so much lately. Just because I don't have any money yet from Mel Gibson. Who is still too hung up on the false doctrines of the new pope from Argentina to cut me a check for my next five home video fuck films. You'd think that the guy would know better by now; after being fucked for so many years by all those crazy women in REV.17. ~ ~ Anyway, I got at least four classic re-make screenplays by now that specifically involve you fucking underaged teenagers up on the deck of your Bahamas fishing boat yacht with twin VO/VO engines. ~ ~ PS OLIVER STONE: Would it help you if we cast Dakota Fanning as the slightly older Janis Joplin, and her younger sister Ellen in the slightly younger looking Texas teenager role? Personally, I like the Lindsay Lohan meets Miley Cyrus idea better; but you're the director. ~ ~ PS JERRY: Did you ever happen to see that movie called "WHERE'S MY CAR DUDE?" ~ ~ PS OLIVER STONE: Carrey Mulligan could probably do both of the roles in the inevitable Janis Joplin bio-pic; but only if the two Coen brothers were directing. But that would never happen.

Friday, September 27, 2013

TOM HANKS' BIG YOUNG BONER MOVIE: EXTENDED EDITION

I got BIG on Friday at WAL+MART for five bucks. ~ ~ Guess what I AM is going to be doing this weekend. ~ ~ Too bad that you are not still with me on this one. ~ ~ "You don't know what you're missing..." says my Alison Roth-Deetz composition figure to Justin Theroux in the MULHOLLAND DRIVE Dutch windmill prophecy. ~ ~ Think Jennifer Aniston is still a bit too uptight and stiff right now, like Jennifer Grey, without the nose job, but she will be as good to go as a Jane Fonda, or a Barbara Streisand, or a Goldie Hawn, before she knows what hit her. ~ ~ For example, Sienna Miller tells the liberal media con man in INTERVIEW that he is much more fun when he is drunk, per: http://freebeacon.com/syrian-president-bashar-al-assad-says-he-has-fooled-u-s-president-obama/ ~ ~ AND: http://www.birtherreport.com/2013/09/video-jay-carney-birther-bill-only.html ~ ~ GSR/TWN

WASHINGTON POSTS VII

NOTE: That massive 7.7 earthquake near the Iranian border struck at the same time the UN delegates were arriving to hear the president of Iran speak, and listen to the day 1290 abomination of desolation in DAN.12 [Marino]. The 7.0 earthquake down in Gisele's Book of Mormon country was a 11:42:42 am reference to the double '42' months references in ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE. [Think 7.20] Hence the prophetic movie's use of THE CRYING [NFL] GAME song from the transsexual movie of the same name. ~ ~ NOTE: The same Wednesday that the spokesperson for [BAG OF BONES] Bush Sr announced no.41 was an official witness to a gay wedding in Maine, there was a spectacular triple train wreck near Bushland, Texas; just south of Cliffside, in Potter County. Due west is Rt. 809's Deaf Smith County; for the '809.' CAR 54 in PET DETECTIVE. ~ ~ NOTE: Ace walks by '1244' when he opens ACE VENTURE smashing the glass sands of Israel. At apartment 311, we see the ghost eyes of the invisible man, a.k.a. Greg. At about 16:30 on the above DVD, Ace says that the future "black hole" abomination is what it will take to save the ancient species of Israel. Then we see him do his high shift "Highland" German bitch routine. At about 19:40, we see the Negro authority figure right after the fat white detective asks Ace if he has collared any dogs lately. Then that cockroach pest gets squashed on the floor. In the background is a map of the United States. ~ ~ Tuesday's extremely rare September snow storm in Crater Lake, Oregon was a Snowflake doll-fin confirmation. Right there is Lost Creek, Beaver Marsh, Diamond Lake, Sun Pass, Union Peak, Kimball State Park, etc. etc. ~ ~ GSR/TWN

Thursday, September 26, 2013

LINDSAY LOHAN IN REVERSE GEAR

LL could also earn the same amount of money as Dakota Fanning does in my LAST TANGO IN PARIS remake sequel prequel, but only if she agrees to get paid on the backside. ~ ~ My word is my bond. ~ ~ Believe me, you suck my cock, and you let me fuck you in the ass, you get anything that you want, times ten. ~ ~ I mean it. ~ ~ GSR/TWN

MICHAEL SAVAGE'S NEXT BIG MOVE

That expert equestrian Jew homo who was just assassinated through a WINDOWS computer screen on Long Island was confirmation of BiBi saying two times in the past two days that Iran is a Jewish East Hamptons DEATH TRAP thing. Hence, Savage's GROUND ZERO style talk radio program is now going to be heard all over Long Island; like it or not, come hell or high water. ~ ~ Big wow. Clyde Lewis is a big fat Jew who hates Mormons. Didn't see that coming. ~ ~ Meanwhile, the half Jewish King of England is going to hijack all of your best battle ships, and your best nuke subs, and park them somewhere around the ten virgins' New Zealand islands, and the Fiji Islands of Mel Gibson. ~ ~ Surprise surprise, that second shooter on the 3-way grassy knoll in ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE was a second major Texas assassination thing. ~ ~ Where everybody knows that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a cheap forgery. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ YELLOW NOTES: That homogaysexual horse-jumper was killed on Long Island, NY in "... a house with yellow shutters." sort of speak. ~ ~ KOREA NOTES: The tall 6'2" Mr Kim shot those two witnesses at SAVE ENERGY on Long Island, at the FDR mall, for the phony-baloney alternative-energy wind-mill House of Israel in 82's DEATHTRAP prophecy. Think WE ARE THE MILLERS meets De Niro's new "I-don't-know-what" movie made in France. ~ ~ NEGRO NOTES: The main reason why Obama should not be the President of America is because he is a half Jew Nigger. Not just because he is a secret Communist who is not even a U.S citizen; who is using a stolen Social Security number, or anything like that. What? You don't believe in the Bible, the Book of Mormon, the Doctrine and Covenants, or the Second Book of Commandments? Guess I was wrong about you. ~ ~ PS JERRY SEINFELD: If you don't feel like finding me my Long Island love shack and my restored evergreen Veloce car with brown leather seats to go with it, the God of Israel will find someone else to do it for you. Many are called, but few are chosen; as in THE DAY OF THE JACKAL meets THE LAST TANGO IN PARIS. And you are going to pay for both of these iconic remakes, shot on the cheap on home video, out of your own pocket. Otherwise the girl dies. ~ ~ PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Just an idea. Since you will probably be paying for my own big no.13 private Idaho potato prostate remake of LAST TANGO IN PARIS out of your own pocket anyway, circa 2014; how about Dakota Fanning as my under aged 17ish looking fuck interest in the new movie? So you have to pay her twice her asking price, cash money up front. As if you can take it with you anyway. [That 1990s look alike newspaper clippings [GSR/TWN] dude who lived upstairs from me and you in the above iconic movie represented me and you.] ~ ~ OK: In the 1969ish remake, obviously you're a bit older now, so we bring in Sandra Bullock and Courteney Cox, or maybe even Jennifer Aniston or Heather Graham as your double-the-trouble three-way love interests. So it costs you. Big fucking deal. Look what happened to you and Catherine Zeta-Jones when you told her that you were no longer interested in the boring gay ass apostate Christian monogamy status quo. ~ ~ OOPS: I forgot to mention Elizabeth Hurley and Gwyneth Paltrow. Probably because I want to keep them both for myself. ~ ~ Anyway, in my own born again private LAST TANGO IN PARIS: II remake-sequel-prequel, I would make that JACK DANIEL bourbon Kentucky guy living upstairs in my small BYU student apartment in Provo, Utah to be way more younger than I AM, or way more older than I AM, depending. Depending on the fact that Chloe Moretz maybe plays my underaged look alike nice-and-tight virgin ass interest in the new uncensored soft-porn flirty-fishing fuck film. That is if she gets ten big ones up front, no questions asked. Plus an extra ten points if she finishes the shoot, and sucks my cock.