JOHNNY ENGLISH: REBORN

No. Really. I'm not an egotist maniac idiot. I just play one in the movies. ~ ~ For example, in the first JOHNNY ENGLISH movie, the future French King of England wanna be Holy Grail long hair heir looks a lot like me these days. Since the royal surname 'Relf' means powerful wolf, that originated from Normandy, France. ~ ~ Then in JOHNNY ENGLISH: REBORN, yours truly beats up Queen Elizabeth II, and not by accident, if you can understand the film's encoded message. [She now looks like a gentile Asian alien old gray lady.] ~ ~ Which basically centers around some mind-control assassination plot that originates in Barack Obama's birthplace of Africa. That is designed to take out the current President of Chinatown, Chicago. ~ ~ Sounds too silly to be true? Have you not been listening to all the new reports from the [secret combinations] media about the millions of free Medicaid recipients who have now signed up for their free Obamacare? ~ ~ "Man!.. I'm tired of being right all the time!" [ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE] ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ FAMILY BUSINESS NOTES: The Spanish speaking Gwyneth Paltrow is supposed to purchase that bed and breakfast hotel located along the banks of one of the most amazing secret unknown top fly spring creeks in the world; somewhere in that very strange evergreen oasis area of northwestern Spain. ~ ~ Which is tantamount to Sandra Bullock buying that secret pirates cove beach property on the south side of Lopez Island. Just like Mel Gibson bought his own private volcano island in the Fijis. ~ ~ When you no longer half to pay any progressive taxes, all bets are off, and anything is possible. ~ ~ I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE MARRIED NOTES: My idea of a compelling must-see remake sequel to Johnny Depp's original breakout movie entitled CRY-BABY, would half to have the Beaver playing Depp's original role; and Depp senior would now play that older dude who likes to pick up runaway teenager hotties. ~ ~ [A campy Waters film never requires that much acting experience.] ~ ~ Of course, the latter role would have to be expanded in order to become the main marketing focus. That is if one wants to lure all those slutty little girls into the theater. ~ ~ What? You doubt that I could get Ariana Grande to play the juicy hot sex runaway teenager sex scenes in the back seat with Johnny Depp? ~ ~ That's like saying that John Waters would not be interested in directing, even if the money was right. And today's bored-to-death Elton John would not be interested in putting up the money. Even if he is married.

JESUS LOVES TO FUCK YOU

That new go-to-church-Sunday-morning 4.8 earthquake under the Norris campsite in mellow Yellowstone National Park was a purist dry fly fisher FFing thing. Based upon the restoration of modern Israel in 48. ~ ~ Right there is Canyon, for the Grand Canyon in Arizona; that begins near Ellen Page's amazing dike landmark called Page, Arizona. ~ ~ If you guys don't have the balls to step up and tell little Ms. Page et al what a little spoiled brat she is, I AM is going to have to do that for you. ~ ~ Just because you'all Bible Belt ignoramuses are too gay to believe in plural marriage; which is the ultimate spiritual cure to lesbianism and homosexualism. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ THE AVENGERS NOTES: The global warming deniers about the last days prophecies in D&C 133 get zapped in 1967's THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MAN. Starting with that wind energy fan electric generator fantasy scene in the first shots. ~ ~ Named after, 'Charles Gray' for England's Prince Charles, who is a gray-area fence-sitting denier of God's plans to melt the icy hearts of the lost tribes of Israel who currently live in the northern frozen regions of the earth. ~ ~ 25 LINE NOTES: The electrically charged antihero in THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MAN is packing 25k volts for that 25 cutting-line that goes through the southern swamps of Florida's huge uncircumcised penis landmark. ~ ~ CASINO ROYALE NOTES: The anti-gravity scene in this prophetic 1967 movie was about the wise five virgins card-hand, regarding the principle of anti-gravity that will be restored in the millennium. The ancient tribes of Israel used their anti-gravity faith skills to build the pyramids, Stonehedge, Easter Island, etc. Which was a more clean energy system for the bigger projects; not to replace the more simple everyday uses for carbon energy. ~ ~ SPY VS. SPY NOTES: That democratic fascist lady was elected the mayor of Paris on the same day that the democratic fascist John Kerry was meeting in Paris with Russia's democratic fascist representative from Moscow. This is the French mother of whores in REV.17 who sits on top of the world. And the viscous cold hearted [cold play] beast who hates her is going to kill her, metaphorically speaking. And why not?

THE SECRET HANDSHAKE

THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MAN episode comes to an end with the secret handshake that seals the deal between Gwyneth Paltrow and I for all eternity. ~ ~ Per that last line in DON JUAN DE MARCO that goes, "And why not?" ~ ~ So why not have a 5.1 earthquake in The City Of Industry, California area that is a direct Rt.90 reference to 'Project 90' in THE AVENGERS, 1967 season? That was shot in the various industrial areas located just outside of London. ~ ~ Where the land is cheap and the real estate taxes are low. ~ ~ Wasn't Emma [Peel] Watson born in 90? Whose Dr.Noah movie came out on the same day? Wherein Woody Allen makes that ominous no.51 burp countdown to some A-bomb going off somewhere in the western Israelite regions of EZE.38? ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ NO.90 NOTES: This 90th cfake of Emma is about the amazing electric-light powers of the new 666 beast, at: http://m.cfake.com/big.php?show=1380405261e812fb63_cfake.jpg&id_picture=146561&id_name=403&p_name=Emma%20Watson ~ ~ That are still confounding everybody from Woody Norris to Glenn Beck to Clyde Lewis. ~ ~ "Not everyday is Christmas..." [WILD AT HEART] ~ ~ SCREENPLAY NOTES: The surefire way to overcome all those Jews, queers, and niggers in the media is to make sure that your next home-video feature fuck-film features some really hot middle-aged overweight guy, like Mickey Rourke, fucking two teenagers at a time for real. This is what the Jesus-Loves-You era of flirty fishing is all about. I.e. we're not supposed to make XXX porno films in the long run; but we get to do whoever and whatever we want in the short run. As long as it works. ~ ~ For example, see this Adriana Lima look alike movie poster at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Orchid_(film)

THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE WOMAN

That is the blond top-secret Gwyneth Paltrow actress living in London in the opening act of THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MAN in 1967. Who was the object of VANITY FAIR's recent top secret hush-hush reports; which never materialized. ~ ~ Since she shows up later in the episode as a purist top-fly fly-fisher who was inspired by God to be Chris Martin's own private FFing angel from above. Think SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_in_Love ~ ~ Then think Sienna Miller, Keira Knightley, Taylor Swift, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Aniston, and so on. ~ ~ Because here is what they know in their heart-of-hearts that they are going to get for all of their long suffering earthy troubles, at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3080017/taylor-swift-20-million-nyc-apartment-04/fullsize/ ~ ~ According to D&C 76, in the First Class section of the celestial kingdom, everybody looks 23ish forever and ever. Plus, they get to wear really nice outfits. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ WOODY NORRIS NOTES: That fence-sitting futurist inventor in the above 19666s tv series also represents my ex-business partner Woody Norris; who was always dabbling in stereophonic sound research. ~ ~ For example, see this timely blood sucking pest sign confirmation at: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/03/28/philadelphia-uses-the-mosquito-to-buzz-away-loitering-teens/ ~ ~ In CASINO ROYALE, Gisele says that yours truly is "...frightfully synchronized." ~ ~ LOVE NOTES: Note how much Gwyneth Paltrow looks like a 23ish Taylor Swift in the above 1998 movie link. ~ ~ "The men don't know, but the little girls understand..." [THE DOORS] ~ ~ JAY LENO NOTE: After the THE AVENGERS series tv show ended, that had featured a transfigured Jay Leno look alike spy driving around in his vintage evergreen BENTLY, he went on a very successful and lucrative dinner-theater tour throughout America for about another ten years. For that race car green ALFA VELOCE that the man owes me, which still runs pretty good. ~ ~ And don't worry yourself about the car's aging electro-magnetic all aluminum flat-4 dual-WEBBER injected engine Jay. Not to mention the car's dual torsion-bar transaxle stabilizers in back. My guys know more about how to fix up that stuff than your guys. ~ ~ Just make sure that the glove box is in good working order. ~ ~ Remember, there are only two genuine ALFA ROMEO garage shops left in America. One is located in New Jersey, and the other is located in Tacoma, Washington. And that other one located on State Street in Midvale, Utah ain't that bad either, oddly enough. ~ ~ The Lord works on his sexy sports cars in strange ways. ~ ~ PS STEVEN: My sexy French ex-wife doesn't make that much sound when you begin to fuck her. But look out when you shift down and put her into third gear. Have fun my friend. ~ ~ OFF BROADWAY NOTES: Chloe Moretz' new high school play about me fucking two sweet sixteen teenagers at a time in the library is probably worth the ticket money. I'm not just doing this for my health. ~ ~ P.S ELIZABETH HURLEY: Would you mind doing me just a little itty bitty FFing favor in regards to that scene in THE AVENGERS wherein Jay Leno crashes his vintage car into that clear-as-gin top-fly royal coachman spring-creek that runs through the property of your pig farm? ~ ~ You scratch my back, I scratch your back. Deal?

THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MAN, 1967

Last night I watched THE AVENGERS' 1967 season episode entitled THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MAN. Because it is about Gwyneth Paltrow's fence-sitting husband getting electrocuted on an Internet wire fence in 2014. ~ ~ The show didn't say if Chris Martin would become born again in the future. But I'm guessing that he will be. ~ ~ I just can't believe that Gwyny would have ever hooked up with some guy if she didn't believe in her heart-of-hearts that he had great potential in the long run. ~ ~ This being the actual concept at the end of the prophetic episode where she finally accepts the fact that, "...we're inseparable." Because yours truly has become literally magnetic. After we see my masked man figure who becomes a "king" due to the broadcasting power of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim, via their Christian revival radio broadcasts in EZE.37, etc. etc. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ P.S. Chris Martin looks a lot like my younger brother Jeff, when he was 37. ~ ~ FROZEN BOSTON TV DINNER NOTES: That 9-alarm fire burned down that 4-story brownstone on no.4's 3.26 birthday in Boston's Back Bay district for a backdoor man Rt.9 confirmation. See THE BOONDOGGLE SAINTS meets THE DEPARTED. Just in time for the abomination of desolation appearing with the POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE: II.

DIVORCE ITALIAN STYLE

When Giselle dumps her spiritually frozen hubby in Casino Royale, it is a reverse homage to 1961's prophetic look alike film entitled DIVORCE ITALIAN STYLE; like at: http://www.nwfilmforum.org/live/page/calendar/467 ~ ~ AND: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_Italian_Style AND: ~ ~ http://www.criterion.com/films/877-divorce-italian-style ~ ~ Which to me suggests that Gwyneth Paltrow has actually read the SECOND BOOK OF COMMANDMENTS and is starting to have a fundamental understanding of the Biblical principle of concubinage. Not to mention Jimmy Carter style sex slavery. Where the virgin teens are hot, and the men are willing to pay them what they are worth. ~ ~ In other words, there is no such thing as a free chicken salad lunch in this life. The kind that Jennifer Anniston ate every single day on the set of FRIENDS for ten seasons. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ NOAH'S ARK NOTES: Dr.Noah's prophetic Ebola plague capsules in CASINO ROYALE are starting to show up in West Africa. For a western world warning unto the white Caucasian peoples who think that they are supposed to be acting like the dark skinned people. And therefore they elected Barack Obama two times just to make the point that they are real Christians, and not some crazy Josephite followers of Joseph Smith et al. Ergo, all those dire alien invasion prophecies in EZE.38,39 are about Israel, not Judah. ~ ~ When Money Penny test kisses the second 007 prospect in CASINO ROYALE who looks like the future Daniel Craig, she crosses him off her list because he is not a gay enough kisser. Probably because his lips were too thin, whatever. ~ ~ 007 NOTES: If you guys want Emma Watson to play the next Bond girl, you are going to have to at least treble your offer; otherwise all bets are off. ~ ~ On the up side, for that price she will appear totally naked in your next Bond film, if the sex is right.

EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES TOO

Last night, David Letterman had that well known fly fisherman, Jimmy Carter, on his show talking about men who love to fuck two hot teenagers at a time. ~ ~ Talk about being born again times two. ~ ~ Looks like we're going to have to shoot EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES: TWO on the private property of his stud ranch out in western Montana; somewhere north of [Mel] Gibson Lake. ~ ~ I'm there dude. Just show me where to sign on the dotted line. ~ ~ You want Robert Redford to direct? You got it. ~ ~ The Sundance cowboy dude owes me big time. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ HARD RED WINTER WHEAT NOTES: Montana grows the best hard red winter wheat in the world. Never fuck without it. ~ ~ Even Atlanta, Georgia's Ted Turner has invested very heavy into that whole Hanna Montana playboy stud ranch thing. Not to mention that King of the Cowboys forerunner, Ralph Lauren. Who comes to the rescue at the end of CASINO ROYALE's look alike Mel Brooks movie entitled, BLAZING SADDLES. ~ ~ CASINO ROYALE NOTES: When yours truly shows up at Gisele Bundchen's shag pad in the 1967 swingers movie, we see her dumping her spiritually frozen fuddy duddy husband into the deep freeze. Think Jennifer Garner meets Adriana Lima.