KEEPING IT TACKY AND SURREAL

I got mad and descended into my current royal Scottish James Bond PLAYBOY swinger dark period madness mode back around the same time when my evil detractors at SNL and MAD magazine were driving me mad with their never ending surreal skits about me; and now Donald Trump by proxy. ~ ~ Think TAXI DRIVER meets THE KING OF COMEDY. ~ ~ Which almost always ended with their mighty line that went, "...keeping it classy." ~ ~ Now being confirmed on a daily bases by the grown up Jew boys at the NYT who probably have kept every single comic book that they ever bought while growing up in Brooklyn and Queens. ~ ~ Think SEINFELD meets ALL IN THE FAMILY. ~ ~ No shit Sherlock, Archey Bunker played my stepfather Leslie Winn in the seriocomic sitcom that debuted on January, 12, 1971; just two weeks before I went on my LDS mission to Roma, Italia. ~ ~ And his prematurely balding son-in-law nicknamed 'Meathead' was played by my long lost blood brother Kit Winn. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ PS KATE MOSS: After seeing those new pix of you having a little fun with that blue boy who has a little royal sire pipe between his legs in Picasso's $104,000,000 painting of me, I watched SPECTRE; for the first time ever. ~ ~ PS JEFF RELF: I need you to repent and humble yourself and let me buy you a sweet ass 2bc.info type resort beach condo inheritance situation somewhere in [OCTOPUSSY] East India. Where a 20-pack of MARLBORO still only costs about 20 cents. ~ ~ And one can still hire a 15 year-old girl to cook up your vegan curry rice dinner and then suck off your cock for deserts; for only about a dollar a day. ~ ~ PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Don't worry yourself so much... You are doing the right thing for me now. ~ ~ Therefore, just relax and sit back on that brown leather sofa that I had bought for my sexy French exwife in Sugar Town, Utah in 1979. And spread apart those beautifull long legs that you have and let daddy take care of everything else that your little heart desires. ~ ~ PER: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Juan_DeMarco ~ ~

BLOW IT UP

New flirty fishing blow-ups of my physically transfigured 1966ish wife Kate Moss have suddenly resurfaced on the Internet at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3615632/Kate-s-swapped-28-year-old-toyboy-younger-version.html ~ ~ I only mention this right now because the above London, England tabloid link has a nice nostalgic Picasso painting shot of a physically transfigured Ken Keisler blue boy sitting on some stairway to heaven steps. ~ ~ Hey yeah, that's why they pay me the big bucks. ~ ~ And you get to kiss butt. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Since you and Chloe Moretz were so brilliant together in LAGGIES; I'm thinking of having my people buy up all the rights to SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE and making you two the co-stars of it's much anticipated $57,000,000 budget remake sequel. ~ ~ "I make that much money with just a snap of the finger." Elton John, hosting SNL. ~ ~ PS MADONNA: Message received. I always did have a pearly white skin FFING thingy for you, back in the day. ~ ~ PS MEL: If the idea of Trump buying the Scottish PLAYBOY castle is just a little over the top; I'm gonna need you to step up and buy it for me. ~ ~ Of course, you would hold the private property's exclusive title, so nobody would be the wiser. ~ ~ They don't call me THE INVISIBLE MAN for nothing. ~ ~ Kind of like me being the Mr.Big in all of those 007 movies who is the one behind the new world order conspiracy to take over the world in AP:1,2,3. ~ ~

GOD DAMN IT

It took me 3 1/2 long days to get through 2006's YOU, ME AND DUPREE. ~ ~ Wherein I arrive at the last days' ten virgins wedding in Hawaii on a vintage single engine airplane; then show up wearing my trademark Harry Potter thunder bolt best man [BM] merit badge on my collar. ~ ~ Meanwhile, a vintage FDR era THUNDERBOLT WWII airplane crashed into the [Kate] Hudson River in DAN.12; Harrison Ford style. ~ ~ Then a group of birthday party kids got struck by a thunderbolt in a vintage era MIDNIGHT IN PARIS city park while hiding under the above movie's tree that had those posters on it for the lost boys of Israel. ~ ~ Sadly, some of them are not expected to make it. ~ ~ Think Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton meet Donald Trump. ~ ~ God damn, it took long enough. ~ ~ Oh well, all is well that ends well. ~ ~ Like in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets BLOWUP, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowup AND: http://m.ranker.com/list/sexy-hot-sienna-miller-pics/celeb-stalker#1000273538 ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ EROTICA NOTES: Today I dreamed that my 29ish looking exwife from France, circa 1981, was talking on the phone with my new and improved current 29ish looking wife Sienna Miller who was born in 1981; works for me. ~ ~ All it takes is money. ~ ~

DON'T BUY IT

Those under educated online pop culture editors at the NYT and FACEBOOK don't know jack about fascism; not to mention THE NEW YORKER. ~ ~ So don't trust a word that they say about Donald Trump. ~ ~ Or for that matter, Barack Obama's fraudulent birth certificate and stolen SS number. ~ ~ Or as Camille Paglia would say; none of them have ever studied Hitler's original writings; much less Sheriff Joe's indisputable reports about Obama's computer generated documents on the White House web site. ~ ~ Therefore, a man was rescued off Allen Springs Rd. in Arizona after being trapped inside of his crashed maroon 4x4 for 3 1/2 days. ~ ~ Which is located due west of Dead Horse Ranch State Park. ~ ~ Get the picture? ~ ~ "It's maroon!..." says the school girl, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Education ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ PS KEN KEISLER: Call me when you get tired of your life and you want something better to live for, like at: http://www.aceshowbiz.com/still/00004623/an_education14.html ~ ~ Money can't buy you happiness. ~ ~ PS PAUL ALLEN: In your special extreme case, money could actually buy you a small degree of more happiness. Maybe not total happiness; but certainly a little bit more happiness than you have now. ~ ~ Depending of course on how much of your money that you are willing to give me with no strings attached. ~ ~ Think of me as the traditional Catholic Pope in SPECTRE 2015 who was the Mr. Sunshine Pope in ROMA [the 1973 movie] for exactly 1260 years. Who had the power from on high to obsolve you of all of your filthy dirty homosexual sins; if the money is right. ~ ~ PS WOODY ALLEN: Time is money. Have your people call my people if and when you need a rate quote. ~ ~

I WOULD BUY IT

As one of Donald Trump's top political advisors, I'm recommending that he purchase the PLAYBOY mansion that looks like a castle in [007] Scotland, simply for PR reasons. ~ ~ What better way to secure the rich liberal Hollywood Jew vote? ~ ~ You want to ban all of those crazy antisemitic camel fuckers from coming to America and fucking up everything? ~ ~ You want to get a nice slice of the more successful and well off Americanos who love to golf just as much as George Lopez? ~ ~ "I'm the kind of guy who likes to party..." Says yours truly in EATING RAOUL, 1982, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_Raoul AND: http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/11/playboy-mansion-on-sale-for-200-million--hef-included.html ~ ~ Hey why not? ~ ~ Glenn Beck and his pussy whipped monogomist christians are not going to vote for you anyway. ~ ~ Mostly because their aging and overweight middleaged church going wives won't let them. ~ ~ Duh. ~ ~ Do you want to be stuck with some ugly old bitch with fat hips who looks like Hillary Clinton for the next crazy 8 years? ~ ~ Or do you want something better than that? ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ PS LINDSAY LOHAN: God wants you to keep doing what you are doing. Per my recent flash vision of Russia's Putin wearing thick black frame LIZ CLAYBORNE glasses, circa Ronald Reagan 1954 meets 1984. ~ ~ PS PAUL ALLEN & WOODY ALLEN: You two little Jewish pricks keep doing what you want on my behalf, the sooner I get what I want. ~ ~ PS TRUMP: Just when I thought that I had achieved full enlightened consciousness, God informed me that the PLAYBOY mansion is supposed to be my home away from home base in LA. ~ ~ Wherein my wives like Charlize Theron and Miranda Kerr can come and go anytime that they want; without fear of any self righteous pop culture judgemental phobias. ~ ~

TWO F BOMBS SHOULD DO IT

Those same two fat A-bombs of Judah and Ephraim, that so crudely ended the first 666 beast in REV.13, will also end the second [woe] born again 666 beast cited in the same chapter. ~ ~ As just confirmed by that Africanized killer bees attack in Sheriff Joe's Arizona, on some mormon guy named Beckler. ~ ~ Per Beck's BEST MORTGAGE sponsor of financial usery, at: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/26/hiker-dies-bees-attack-arizona/85009394/ ~ ~ Talk about baptism for the dead by proxy. ~ ~ Don't get me wrong now. I also believe in these same things. ~ ~ But not so watered down, per se. ~ ~ I.e. more manly green label WALKERS from Scotland; less of the more popular girly red and black labels from the same place. ~ ~ "Sometimes a girl has to be naughty..." DOMINOS. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ KILL BILL:2 NOTES: This inspired sequel is about the direct connection between Imperial Japanese Buddhism and new age German Nazism, circa 1941: directed by the secretive Jew Bernie Sanders supporter Steven Spielberg, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1941_(film) ~ ~ FUSION NOTES: In VEGAS VACATION:4, cousin Eddy's pole-stripper white trailor-trash daughter who believes in global heating wants something better in her life. ~ ~ PS MOORE ELTON: You two fat lesbian cunts need to put your considerable heft behind today's new nationalist white socialism movement. ~ ~ And back off from that old school black nationalism of the BLACK LIVES MATTER continuation on the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964. ~ ~ Face it. The niggers never liked you. ~ ~ And there is absolutely nothing that you can do about it. ~ ~ Money can't buy you love, yada yada.

I KNOW WHAT I LIKE WHEN I SEE IT

In the Kingdom of God, you don't get to fuck just any jungle bunny who catches your fancy. ~ ~ Fortunately however, the One who created us all knows what we all like on a private individual bases; like at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3666381/miranda-kerr-flies-out-jfk-leather-pants-05/fullsize/ ~ ~ And as so many of you already know; there is almost nothing more disturbing than being fingered by someone who doesn't quite feel right. ~ ~ Note the above secret decoder ring on her infinity finger. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ QUEER BAIT NOTES: There could never have been a President Trump partying at the PLAYBOY mansion in SHAMPOO meets CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND [2017] in a billion years if there had not been such an offensive half Jew negro man in Washington for the past bitter 8 years. ~ ~ Thank you Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, and George Clooney, er all. ~ ~ What goes around comes around. ~ ~ "And I took the little book out of the [Charlie's] angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter." REV.10:10.