Friday, March 31, 2017
PAY FOR IT THROUGH THE ASS NOW. AND SAVE TONS OF MONEY ON IT LATER.
Where have we heard this pitch before? ~ Wherefore, Principle Love just suspended 500 of her high school's BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD students in Harrisburg, Penn because right south of there is Beavertown and Mount Allen. ~ In confirmation of little Woody getting into trouble in the first act of ANNIE HALL; right before it cuts to Donald Trump's Nazi invasion birth date footage that has the same black and white look of his nostalgic STARDUST MEMORIES Nazi blond wife movie. ~ Ergo, right there in the area is the chocolate factory town named Hershey. ~ Since America's little Jew school boys got seduced by all of that chocolate negro jazz homo [man in the wine bottle] who was not even an American. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS JERRY SEINFELD: Several weeks ago I was googling the various available used green 911 German sports cars that were for sale on the Internet. ~ Then for the next two weeks I was inundated with German and English sports car dealer ads no matter where I went on the web. ~ So now I AM is supposed to get all freaked out by Donald Trump letting Google er all monitor all of my BUTTHOLE SURFERS action? ~ PS CAMERON DIAZ: You let me buy your beloved father's used 911 at 10 cents on the dollar, I let you off the hook in CAPTAIN RON meets THE WEIGHT OF WATER. ~
Thursday, March 30, 2017
WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO COMPLETELY DESTROY AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT
John McCain's fat boy in North Korea could completely destroy 90% of America with a single low tech Danite [WWII FAT BOY] Russian cold war era technology bomb in the Bay Area. ~ That would instantly kill at least 10,000 people. ~ And then the other 10,000,000 maniacs still living in the fabled "sun, sex & pasta" safe haven would drop dead on their week/gay/ass knees and unconditionally surrender to the invasion of gog and magog; as is projected in the EZE.38 prophecy about the restoration of the House of Israel. ~ Ergo, around 10,000,000 people are about to suddenly die in northern California. ~ But not literally; just sprititually, politically, and economically. ~ "I'm there dude... Life just keeps getting better." BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD, circa 1993-1996. ~ GSR/TWN ~
YOU KNOW IT WILL BE.
You know that it will be SPRING TIME FOR HITLER when you see the Jewish NYT praising Donald Trump, and Donald Trump is not exactly praising the anti socialist Republican Ephraimites; like in this trumpeted 007 film festival clip at: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PO0toknW28 ~ Wherein Woody Allen er all suddenly find themselves living in the depths of REV.13 captivity in some prophetic surreal TWILIGHT ZONE episode; circa November 22, 1962. ~ Not to worry though, the g-d of Israel has a great idea in mind for a very special ending to this story. ~ Get your tissues ready kids. ~ Because it is going to be a real weeper. ~ GSR/TWN ~
PS PAUL NESTOR: That Jewish funeral parlor and photography studio genius who gets cream cheese on himself in MOONSTRUCK is you baby. ~ Even that same guy who makes them look better than they did in real life. ~
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
IT BEING THE SAME DAY...
I had a rare dream about Ellen Page wearing a very sexy, but relatively modest by today's standards, retro 1961 two-piece bathing suit. ~ So I googled her and found out that she and her church lady sister wife Jennifer Garner will be doing a JUNO script reading at the Donald Trump named ACE HOTEL theater in LA on 4.8, for a Planned Parenthood charity fundraiser. ~ Which is being produced by the film's Jewish director Jason Reitman because Donald Trump got elected by the Russians, yada yada. ~ It being the same day that California is charging those two white guys with Nazi haircuts with 15 felonies for their videos about the PP network just being a glorified abortion mill; paid for by the new Nazi medicine state. ~ It being the same day that a church van full of Baptist choir singers crashed at 12:23 Donald Young choir director time; next to Garner State Park in Texas. ~ It being the same day that NEW YORK MAGAZINE put out their piece about that other church lady George W. Bush saying that Trump's January 20 inauguration was like a 1961 TWILIGHT ZONE episode called THE INVADERS. ~ It being the same week that Donald Trump has been in the swanky White House for 9 weeks. ~ In confirmation of his own private 9 1/2 WEEKS film about Mickey Rourke's wealthy character living in a fancy [Lafayette] Paris hotel. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS MIRANDA KERR: I know, early 1960s two-piece bathing suits are only flattering on girls who have a full figure, from top to bottom. ~ That's where you come in like an angel from heaven and give my less attractive wives a hand up in their time of need. ~ PS SALEM, UTAH: Don't worry yourselves about all of the federal 666 red tape rigmarole involved in setting up a bank. ~ I just buy out the failing ZIONS BANK in Salt Lake City, Utah; then I turn it into my own private off shore tax free piggy bank that is no longer subjected to any federal reserve banking laws or regulations. ~ Think CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets STARDUST MEMORIES, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardust_Memories ~ Wherein I have two children with my French exwife in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS and it ends up meaning absolutley nothing to her in the end. ~ Not to mention the film's sexissimo Keira Knightley look alike figure at: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RNfnlC4o138
~ Kind of like all of those former German shifty high gear 911 sports car Nazis who hate their own blood in THE PEARL OF GREAT PRICE at some low rent pawn shop in Brooklyn, New York. ~
TWILIGHT ZONE NOTES: There is a Providential, Rhode Island plan behind why Richard Dreyfuss now looks some much like Senator John McCain. ~ Old age shit face happens for a reason. ~
THE NEW IT MOVIE TRAILER COMES OUT TODAY.
No.50 aired on the January 20, 1961 inauguration of America's PT 109 war hero. ~ So it makes complete sense that this one is about a Senator John McCain look alike war hero in a prophetic episode called THE WHOLE TRUTH. ~ Wherein McCain decides to pass on buying an old run down MODEL-A; because the FDR era car is cursed with an iron clad promise that whoever buys into it will be compelled to tell the truth. ~ Therefore, he must pass on the deal and let the boss of Russia have it. ~ Because he too believes in the newspapers propaganda about the Russians meddling in the REV.16 2016 election. ~ Ergo, the 13th Ward politician tells the used car salesman that he should have gone into politics. ~ GSR/TWN ~ KNOW IT ALL NOTES: Yeah I know already. ~ My love for top-fly flyfishing borderlines on the selfishness of homosexuality. ~ Hence my interest in purchasing MADONNA's former countryside spring creek trout fishing and horseriding estate in England that is/was featured in MOONWALKERS: 1969. ~ Wherein I can step outside for only a brief hour or so to relax; then get right back to taking care of my many wives' needs. ~ Not to mention their dozens of spoiled brat rich pony riding kids; who also need a daddy to hold onto their hand when the riding gets a little too rough in MONTANA meets A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT. ~ SEE IT AT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana_(1998_film) AND: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27s_Having_a_Baby ~ PS MR.BACON: I'm thinking that you would make a fabulous James Bond 007 secret agent with a bad American CIA British Canadian accent. ~ Kind of like me in ROMA, 1973; when all the girls in Padova fell in love with my strange sounding perfect Udine accent in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udine ~ AND: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0iF8TCk4Fw ~ PS GISELE BRADY: Contrary to popular media opinion, I felt that your performance with Jimmy Fallon in TAXI was pretty damn good. ~ CRAZY CANADIAN BACON JAMES BOND FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: None of the indie films in my upcoming full-budgeted union-scale-pay film festival half to have the full name of 'James Bond' in it, or even his secret PIN number '007' in their titles. ~ Just as long as everyone in the Vancouver, [VICTORIA'S SECRET underwear] BC audiences get it, and know full well what I AM is talking about.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
WHY NOT GO FOR IT IF IT'S FREE?
Get it? ~ That typical high society, fancy pants financies Jew with a handsome 007 Irish surname jumped out of a nice NYC hotel window right before I watched the one about those 4 jumping out of a hotel window with a huuuge bag full of ill gotten ponzi scheme cash in no.46. ~ Note the younger hot Bond Girl babe standing beside him at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4355186/Man-commits-suicide-jumping-Sofitel-hotel.html ~
Which featured an old stolen curio shop camera that gives each new owner a ten virgins 50/50 chance to make it. ~ Hence TRUMP's consistent 50% approval ratings in the alternative reality facts TWILIGHT ZONE news sites that the other half of America depend on for their real news reports of the day. ~ For example; the Russians did not meddle in the 2016 election; Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii; homosexuality is not normal; and even Dick Chenney's own blond PISTOL ANNIE daughter from Wyoming hardly believes anything that her crazy old man says anymore. ~ GSR/TWN ~ FINANCE NOTES: Shortly after Mike told me that we will soon be seeing 20% inflation; I stopped by our local Korean grocier for my usual $2.99 half gallon of SMITH'S DAIRY milk. ~ But this time, the price had suddenly gone up overnight to $3.49. ~ "There is no such thing as a free [money] lunch." Milton Friedman, speaking at the Austrian School of Economics, circa 1986. ~ PS PAUL ALLEN: I could not care less if you like me. ~ All that I want from you right now is around 10% of your wealth. ~ And you and all of your wealthy middle aged fuck buddies who are about to drop dead and die at any minute now, are going to give it me. ~ "I'm not asking you... I'm telling you." Greg. ~
Monday, March 27, 2017
IT ALL HAPPENS TO BE TRUE
Episode 41 has yours truly locked up at the Wolfing's old Scottish castle mansion up in the Beverly Hills highlands of Hollywood. ~ Located high above a small and peacefull little post WWIII [Germanic Hebrew high-shift] village called Schwarzenegger; a.k.anyway... My own 2BC:91 surname Relf means 'powerful howling wolf' in the old world tongue. ~ Which means that I will be the King of England because it is my right by birth. ~ Wherein that lost and naive American Christian Israelite fool sets me free from the abominable Bible Belt church; and I immediately turn into my rather charming and unholy sidekick with horns on his butt-head, named Barack Obama. ~ And of course, when the girls see that, it drives them crazy. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PLAN B NOTES: The idea of the bisexual Paul Allen giving the bisexual Brad Pitt a cool billion to make any ten James Bond movies that he wants too; ergo his own private Idaho THE BIG LEBOWSKI movie entries in my own private 007 film festival are designed to free up my own private [fly fishing] time with a minimum of personal distractions. ~ "I'm not a hands-on evil dictator kind of guy..." Dr.Evil in AP:III. ~ "I'm a big believer in delegating authority..." Donald Trump. ~ PS BRUCE WILLIS: You too can get in on this. ~ Heck, Daniel Craig is just about as bald as you are by now. ~ PS ROB LOWE: With your fantastic head of hair still being there, you might want to make your 007 movie debut look more like like something based on the original THE DAY OF THE JACKAL, as opposed to the remake sequel starring Bruce Willis. ~ PS MILEY CYRUS: Of course, there will be a LAST TANGO IN PARIS wet T-shirt look alike competition that you will love to watch over and over again at my JAMES BOND FILM FESTIVAL side bar venues in Victoria, BC, like at: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lLNbRXG_v1E ~ Believe it, I AM is no more interested in shaming and humiliating myself than you are. ~ Also see:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4UOsLC0OE ~ AND: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OAM4tbLD5eQ ~ AND: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3uI08WUbH0 ~ Don't worry, if we can't get Woody Allen or Gus Van Sant to direct, I'll put it on the back burner and see if Paul Nestor would consider doing it after his next project. ~
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