Wednesday, May 31, 2017

IS IT TTZ, OR IS IT TMZ?

TTZ' no.120 episode entitled THE BARD features Larry David in tights and full makeup trying to curb his over enthusiastic partner Jeff Garlin in CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, season 9, 2017. ~ In confirmation of David's 9 seasons of SEINFELD as writer producer that were shot inside of NBC' stage 9. ~ For example, Jerry Seinfeld's all time favorite 1959 movie episode is the PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE one, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space ~ GSR/TWN ~ TRAGIC CYCLE NOTES: All of the senior editors at the NYT have just been offered a very generous buy out retirement cash up front deal by the Jews who still own and operate it. ~ In confirmation of their tragic 9 months long recycled script reports about Donald Trump and my own White Russian double tall cocktail movie actor in THE BIG LEBOWSKI meets SON OF BIG LEBOWSKI. ~

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

ALWAYS PLAYING IT SAFE IN THE ZONE

BFD. ~ So they finally caught me role playing Sam Kinison on the Howard Stern AM twilight hour radio show in Portland, Oregon, circa 1993-1996, at: http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/30/portland-train-killing-suspect-rants-in-court-jeremy-joseph-christian/ ~ AND: https://www.google.com/search?sclient=tablet-gws&client=tablet-android-google&source=android-home&site=webhp&source=hp&q=sam+kinison+wild+thing&oq=sam+kinisson&gs_l=tablet-gws.1.1.0i10k1l3.2056.7630.0.10752.12.11.0.0.0.0.991.2903.0j6j2j5-1j1.10.0....0...1.1.64.tablet-gws..2.10.2897...0j0i131k1.y_MY6-mTZ4A ~ AND: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Kinison ~ What's next? ~ I suddenly get a late night telephone call out of the blue from Bill Dist? ~ Stranger things than that have happened to me recently. ~ Like last night's flash vision of the queer as-orange capital logo letters 'TMZ'. ~ And no, that is not a typo. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS KEN KEISLER: The other night I dreamed that you were a fake brain surgeon. ~ Who had hired a former discraced real brain surgeon to cue your lines whenever necessary in today's 1960s soap opera media TV world. ~ Who had somehow lost his medical practice license somewhere around 1996. ~ 1990S NOTES: It used to drive me crazy that Howard Stern's radio show replays were playing on the radio in Portland, but not in Seattle. ~ But then a few years later I saw EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES. ~ So I started to calm down and accept the will of Jesus in my life. ~

Monday, May 29, 2017

SHIT LIKE IT ALWAYS HAPPENS AT THE RIGHT TIME IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE

I know, the above title does sound kind of strange. ~ However, Robert De Nero himself just lamented about how today's more gentlemanly and refined and "uplifting" insider Internationalist Marxism is a [Cosa Nostra] Jew thing thing that is now being threatened by the western world's white men in his speech at Brown University in Providence, Road Island. ~ Then by the Providence of God, the half Asian brown skinned golfer ty/coon was arrested for driving drunk in the same region where they made the CADDYSHACK prophecy about Donald Trump becoming President. ~ And a white tiger at England's HAMERTON ZOO, located near Cambridge College tore apart some animal loving woman. ~ Even though her panicked lesbian lovers were franticaaly tossing chunks of red meat at the beast in order to distract it. ~ Because for 8 years before that, the Jewish homosexuals and negros had made the brown skinned Barack Obama America's president; even though he was not a US citizen. ~ And the best part is, everyone, including the Republicans were in on the sick joke. ~ GSR/TWN ~ MEMORIAL DAY NOTES: Those two cops put their meaty arms of flesh on Tiger Woods along Military Trail Rd. just off of the Indian Creek Parkway. ~ Which stands for the LAmanites in the BM who were cursed with a dark skin because of their prophetic savage and lawless behavior in Southside, Chicago, ILL etc. ~ Somewhere out there in THE TWILIGHT ZONE's nostalgic time-trival era of the two witnesses, named Jupiter. ~ DAN.9 NOTES: Note the border fence in this link, at: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/05/29/hamerton-zoo-park-zookeeper-killed-by-tiger-in-enclosure-in-uk.html ~ Therefore. ~ Check out the movie trailers for GET THE GRINGO meets A TOUCH OF EVIL; now available for your viewing pleasure somewhere out there in THE TWILIGHT ZONE. ~

SLAMMING IT IN THE ASS ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

Everyone grabbed their picnic baskets and ran into the house and slammed their doors shut when [HAIL, CAESAR] WW:III size Hawaii snow cones suddenly started falling out of the sky just west of Clinton, Missouri, at: http://fox4kc.com/2017/05/27/residents-take-cover-as-massive-hail-pounds-adrian-mo/ ~ Sometimes this shit just writes itself. ~ In contrast to the way that they just make up shit everyday at the NYT and WAPO. ~ Take another re-take shot of it from a different angle, at: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072962/ ~ Now that YOUTUBE has censored me for life as a 'persona non grata'. ~ Forcing me to seek after strange Nazi flesh and get my black leather jacket kicks elsewhere. ~ You stick it to me with a 1950s mototcycle black leather gang switchblade ~ I stick it to you with a late 1960s 'Summer of Haight-Ashbury' switchblade, per: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_of_Love ~ What goes around comes around. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS DAN:9 SAVAGE: That very special 1260 days MTV cartoon series called BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD was about the time when I would suddenly realized that I AM is the rod of Jesse in ISAIAH 11:1. ~ Who then went around declaring himself to be THE GREAT CORN HOLER in DC 85, etc. ~ Therefore, feel free to step in anytime and help me out with Seattle's especially retarded children problems; you stupid butt wipe. ~ And yes, we two did look a lot alike back in the day; in a Divine Warren Jeffs kind of way, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Short

Sunday, May 28, 2017

SOMETIMES SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN WHEN YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN

I had the urge to shit all day yesterday, but nothing, not even a nice big natural gas explosion of some kind. ~ And that's so not like me. ~ So later, I asked Jesus what is the deal here. ~ Then a bit later at 1:22 PM, he told me that it was an ISAIAH 22:22 Bible lesson thing; as in, "...so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall [be able to shit] " ~ Exactly like Jesus slamming the door shut on Hillary Clinton's election. ~ And ever since then, all of the Jews and the homosexual buttfuckers at the NYT and WAPO can never open it up again; not even Austin Powers. ~ "I have kernals of corn in my crap that are bigger than you are." Fat Bastard, a.k.a that Scottish UPS assassin holding a .44 who breaks down today's swinging 1960s pop shag pad culture door, named Donald Trump, circa 2017. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS JEN: Your French husband is going to divorce you for the same crazy reason that my French exwife divorced me. ~ Hopefully, this will be a harbinger of President Trump divorcing himself from the Paris climate change treaty. ~ FRENCH CONNECTION NOTES: Gene Hackman's surname is a prophecy about when the little underground LEPRECHAN people will be hacking into Clinton's secret back channel basement email communications at the extremely secretive and paranoid DNC lair in 2016. ~

Saturday, May 27, 2017

BOBBY D FINALLY GETS IT IN SPADES

In no.144, old man De Niro finally gets the electric [pop singer] chair at Sing Sing after he punches his [monogamous Judeo christian] wife out of a NYC apartment window; and then those two cops of Judah and Ephraim put the arm on him in the end. ~ Where a smiling David Lynch looks into the camera a second time as he walks out the door, for a second time, of the House of David in ISAIAH 22:22. ~ Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Missoula, Montana, America's BRANCH DAVIDIAN scored another one in the very heart of the state's mayfly fishing Kingdom of God. ~ "...by the testimony of two or three witnesses..." 2COR:13:1. ~ GSR/TWN ~ MORE BIG SUR NOTES: My own rather short left-handed 5'9" father with brown eyes was a Benjaminite, per GEN:49:27, "Benjamin is a ravenous wolf." ~ Think AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON meets AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS. ~ PS PRESIDENT TRUMP: Don't worry about what Ohio's Mr.Boner says. ~ The future of America is heterosexually, not homosexuality. ~ PS WOODY ALLEN: Please correct me if I AM is all wrong. ~ But is there anyone else out there right now, besides me, who wants to finance your next Big Sur, HOTEL CALIFORNIA Rt.1 movie? ~ Without even reading the script of course. ~ That said, I would like to see a lot of hot young THE BIG LEBOWSKI: II fucking action in the dailies. ~ Ergo, throw in my two wives, Emma Stone and Scarlett Johansson, and we have a deal. ~ Think MATCH POINT meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES; only the film budget this time is ten times bigger. ~

Friday, May 26, 2017

DOING A 144 NUMBER ON IT

Talk about surnames. ~ We only realize that today's cirgarette smoker David Lynch is the prophetic TV repair man in the final minutes of WHAT'S IN THE BOX. ~ That is, after the episode's burned out TAXI DRIVER pushes his REV.17 woman out of his new WINDOWS 10 channel version update for today's pads and PCs. ~ Having seen the fake "Russian Duke" wrestler on his same seer television set that features today's phony Russian scandal day in and night out, circa 2017. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS LETTERMAN: More Moses, less Santa Claus. ~ BIG SUR NOTES: Rush Limbaugh's surname stands for the limbs and branches of the genealogy tree of Israel. ~ The traditional Irish surname Ken/nedy means 'kin folk'. ~ Carey Mulligan's surname means that you only get one chance in the 18-holes game of life to do it over again and get it right this time. ~ The high-shift Swiss German [Hebrew] surname Grass means the Grace of Jesus in English. ~ The rather common English surname May stands for the month of May on the Christian Gregorian callender, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian_calendar AND: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXRSlJbPNp0