Friday, June 30, 2017

MAKING IT RIGHT IN COPY

The sudden huuuge wave of copy editor firings at the NYT happened during my latest two weeks notice postings about America's Jewish problem in the media. ~ As confirmed by those 16 bombs that have landed in the Golan Heights of Israel at the same time, at: http://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-plane-hits-syrian-army-after-shell-lands-in-golan/ ~ Meaning President Trump's native Highlands of Scotland are saturated with the blood of the lost tribes of Israel. ~ Ergo, the host of THE GONG SHOW has a physically transfigured portrait of Queen Elizabeth and an African safari hunters hat on display in the background. ~ Just for shits and giggles. ~ GSR/TWN ~ DIRTY HARRY NOTES: Every tweet from no.45 is another .45 bullet to the head of the aggressive and threatening 666 beast in REV.13 San Francisco. ~ And I say this in full acknowledgement that no.44 was also a pretty damn good pistol swinger himself; per BLAZING SADDLES meets HIGH ANXIETY meets YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN: II ~ Anywho, Donald Trump's preternatural looking young trophy wife is from eastern Europe. ~ And before it's all over after 8 crazy years, all of his proverbial "exwives in Texas" will have moved into his own private Nixonion Western White House out in California; a.k.a. THE PLAYBOY MANSION. ~ Think SHAMPOO meets CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND meets CAR WASH. ~ All is well that ends well. ~

Thursday, June 29, 2017

AHHH FUCK IT!!

Riding back on 410 in my PDYWGN 2 car service Thursday, THE END started playing the theme song for NAPOLEON DYNAMITE at 208th. ~ I thought about telling the driver that the film was made by a fellow BYU film school student who believed that yours truly was a schizophrenic man-child suffering from Napoleonic delusions of grandeur. ~ Who even believed that the Scotish Loch Ness monster was a Donald Trump prophecy, etc. etc. ~ Much like my own scarred noble protagonist with an inner conflict in PARALLEL; who is suffering from, "A very strange collection of illusions." and fixations. ~ GSR/TWN ~ YOU'RE FIRED NOTES: Why did those twin directors of the new STAR WARS parallel movie just get fired? ~ Must be something in the water. ~

SEE IT GET FIRED IN A NEW YORK MINUTE ON THE NEW GONG SHOW

THE GONG SHOW 2017 debuted during my two weeks notice post period for a Providential reason. ~ Wherein the aging Scottish comedian host looks like America's past reality TV President from certain frontal position camera angles. ~ Who is still quite famous for his trademarked mighty line that goes "YOU'RE FIRED!", at: http://heavy.com/entertainment/2017/06/the-gong-show-2017-what-time-channel-is-on-abc-tonight/ ~ Wherein my two weeks notice ends on a weekend; so you may have to wait and hear about it on Monday, July 3, 2017. ~ Unlike CNN er al, I don't make this shit up. ~ I just report the facts and let you make your own decisions. ~ GSR/TWN ~ VIEWER NOTES: ABC's Thursday evening broadcast of THE GONG SHOW is replayed on Saturdays. ~ Note the show's traditional Asian temple gong made out of shiny brass. ~ ROD SERLING BIOGRAPHY NOTES: The writer's inspiration behind Serling's Cold War television series originated from his various visionary dreams and manifestations from g-d during his RADIO DAYS career, at: http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3283026201/ ~ PS WSJ: Until you guys finally man up and admit that Barack Obama's Hawaii State birth certificate is a blatant felony forgery, you get shit, I get diamonds. ~

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

EXTRA... EXTRA... READ IT HERE FIRST!!

THE TWILIGHT ZONE's space rocket episode entitled PARALLEL takes place when Dr.Evil himself would have a second parallel rocket factory in Huntsville, Alabama, Madison County. ~ Per the story's launch sequence joke about the astronaut sending an amazon.com package back to home base with some feathered angel wings in it. ~ Which is a prophetic represention of BLUE ORIGIN's flying feather logo. ~ Then during the fateful REV.15th orbit, the handsome astronaut actor with a distinct GSR scar above his lip, surnamed Gaines, blacks out and enters into the latter day LDS twilight zone realm. ~ Where my wife and daughter live at street no.358 in episode 113. ~ Which ends with my two little girls from Hillsboro, Oregon, Washington County, finally calling me daddy, at: http://www.bobshouseofporn.com/fakes/JenniferAniston/images/Jennifer_Aniston358.jpg ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS FOX NEWS: That Vatican Cardinal was busted for molesting boys, not today's typical high school underaged 16 year-old hoties in pink pussy tights. ~ For Christ's sake, get your facts straight about Seth Rich etc. before you start flapping your tongues, like at: http://www.bobshouseofporn.com/fakes/KatieHolmes/images/Katie_Holmes358.jpg ~ PS JIM CAREY: Jesus Christ Almighty. ~ Of course that was you in the WW:III bomb shelter fantasy episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE; wherein you caused that crazy bitch to commit suicide because you got her knocked up. ~ WHO GIVES A JEW SOCK FULL OF SHIT IN MY WORLD? ~ Where a part of the back door deal is that I pay off any and all of your petty minded accusers; just as long as you play along with me for the time being. ~ You think you're getting a bad rep? ~ Before I AM is done with you, anybody who does not like you hanging out with me and Hugh Grant is going to get the full evil eye treatment portrayed in Steven Spielberg's own private episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE movie remake in the Reaganite 80s. ~

SOME GIRLS DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT WHEN I AM IS FUCKING THEM HARD IN THE ASS WHILE EATING OUT THEIR SISTER'S PUSSY.

"I'll do anything in bed... But only if it feels right to me." Megan Fox. ~ Oh yeah, some girls do, some girls don't. ~ Therefore, 'America's Father' just had his PLAYBOY MANSION underaged sex lawsuit moved back to 2018 on the same day that the HWY.101 NASDAQ did a 100.53 number, at: http://www.bobshouseofporn.com/fakes/JenniferAniston/images/Jennifer_Aniston100.jpg ~ Who knows what the sex laws are in Greece these days. ~ But most of the 15 year-old girls over there are not exactly virgins anymore. ~ And that's the way they like it. ~ Ergo, the Orthodox Church is more Old Testiment, the Catholic Church in Rome is more New Testiment. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS NYPOST: Julian Assange says he is "1000%" sure that the Russians did not give him those Podesta DNC email leaks; that his sources sometimes risk their lives; that he is offering a $20,000 reward for any information about who killed Seth Rich. ~ And you do a piece on the media's fake Russian emails scandal without mentioning any of the above factual statements? ~ Sorry, close, but no crooked cigar. ~ PLAYBOY PHILOSOPHY NOTES: ABC's new parody of THE TWILIGHT ZONE's game show aftermath culture is the kind of thing that is going to save the seven major studios in Hollywood. ~ Always give a man a backdoor way out. ~

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

GIVE IT TO ME BABY... OR ELSE I WILL TAKE IT FROM YOU.

The new 666 beast just took 8.5 in precious stones from my wife Miranda Kerr in the 1964 HARPER Mel Gibson Malibu temple hills prophecy because, A.) progressive taxation is an abomination, B.) she is supposed to give Jesus 10% of her off shore tax free monies if we ever hope to overcome the 666 beast in REV.14 etc. at: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/06/27/miranda-kerr-hands-over-8-1m-in-jewelry-to-justice-department.html ~ C.) I will take her precious children away from her if she does not obey her husband. ~ ~ That would be me of course; because I am the great great great grandson of Jesus Christ, and the future post WW:III King of England in 2BC:91. ~ Look at it this way. ~ You stiff me, I send around the [O.J.] juice man who is still living with his mother in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE just to make everything square between us. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS GOOGLE: See what happens when you play footsie under the blankets with the OCTOPUSSY GALORE whore of the new and improved third way beast of the G7 hills in REV.13.? ~ PS JOHN CUSACK: Dude, you see yourself as an avant quarde artist. ~ So why not start looking at things with the more symbolic eye of a truly fatalistic and inspired artist? ~ Why so serious and void of all humor and humanity? ~ People get sick, then they die; happens every day. ~ Under Obamacare, everybody gets sick and dies too; but only after being hooked up to various blood cleansing kidney/heart machines for two or three years later. ~ Maybe Canada has the right single payer system after all... ~ You get sick, you die. ~ Because we don't have the budgeted money to keep you alive for that much longer in the first place. ~ PS PRESIDENT TRUMP: I long for the day when America doesn't have the best health care system in the world anymore. ~ Better dead than red. ~

Monday, June 26, 2017

DON'T LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT

After all of these years, my long lost buddy [public education school teacher] Donell Willey continues to believe that yours truly has gone gone gone completely mad. ~ Wherefore God knew that this would happen. ~ So He cast him in my own private preexistence Provo, Utah role in TTZ' MINIATURE episode no.110 for some kind of a surreal missionary man object lesson. ~ [Marie Osmond does own the world's largest private CHATTY CATHY doll house of Israel collection.] ~ Who plays a man who still lives with his mother and does not have a car or a job. ~ As just confirmed by 'Charlie' Sheen having to sell his Babe Ruth ring just to make ends meet. ~ Look at it this way. ~ Everything that happens to Charlie Sheen [bright light] is a reverse mortgage metaphore situation about my own life. ~ "I'm having to sell some of my art pieces just to make my child support payments to that Russian bitch." paraphrasing Mel Gibson, 2012. ~ GSR/TWN ~ HAPPENING NOTES: It so happened that I watched MINIATURE on Nicole Kidman's 50th birthday. ~ PS MS RODRIGUEZ: All of my sexy dreams about you always seem to happen during baseball season. ~