LEATHERHEAD

Renee Zellweger and George Clooney will be at the Duluth, Minnesota I-35 premier of LEATHERHEADS Monday. Where the film's 1920s pro football team is based; named the Bulldogs. Confirming the teams of ANIMAL FARM attack dogs going after Duluth's home town hero Larry Sinclair. Who obviously gave Obama some crack head back in 1999 on the leather seats of a FIVE STAR limo.

Apparently, they cracked a lot of heads back in the old days of pig-skin football. Anyway, look for some clips Tuesday of the stars arriving by limo. I do hope Larry is invited. Just picture all those ball players bending over in tight pants.

INSTYLE quotes Renee's willingness to make her co-star George peanut butter sandwiches, anytime, anywhere, smooth or crunchy, his call. Is that what Clooney meant by smooching the sexy actress just 'a little bit' in his recent kiss-and-tell interview?

Images of George's Egyptian Ho-Tep lover candidate sucking the small souls out of butt holes in Faker, Texas comes to mind. Especially if we're talking all natural ADAMS peanut butter from Tacoma, WA, with none of that shitty crysco grease added in.

I like my PBJs on whole wheat with strawberry jam. Preferably from WALLS berry farms in Oregon, owned by TRAILBLAZER foods. [No affiliation with Portland's NBA team.] FREDDY's private label jams are surprizing good as well, distributed by a firm in Clooney's home town of Cincinati, Ohio.

Speaking of watching the stars. If you were watching the sky last Wednesday, you could have seen an unprecedented massive gamma-ray star burst from 2.9 million lightyears away in galaxy M33 at:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/03/080321-brightest-object.html

The historic explosion was picked up by NASA's Swift telescope, and named GRB 0803 19B; encoding Evangeline Lily's upcoming 29th '8.03' birth date. Keep watching the sky like a wide receiver.

Yours, GSR/TWN

PS: Here's a link to the sad report about some worker lynching himself last week at one of Mel Gibson's Malibu properties. It was a message from God about Mel's support for the REV.17 whore that is screwing the sons of Israel to death at:
http://uk.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUKN2042896120080320