Sunday, June 22, 2008

THE LOVE GURU FUCKS YOU

An out-of-control 4th car rammed two small children in Flatbush, NY Saturday. Obama's teenager driver confirmed my latest "fuck it" notes with Kate Hudson's 4:19 birth date time-stamp. Walking back from THE LOVE GURU Saturday, the dynamic sky was awash in colorful dark sunset clouds. Looking like a beautiful Hudson School painting of the approaching storm.

A bus filled with youthful Obama supporters from College Church of the Nazarene, rammed a pickup in the rear Saturday on I-35, south of Guthrie, Oklahomo; south of the town's University Ave Exit. The crash site would be east of Liberty Lake, and south of the prophetic REV.16 Division Street Exit at:
http://www.kansascity.com/115/story/674320.html

The church CRASH theme represents the gentile MAPLE LEAFS hero who needs to stand up to Sandra Bullock's black "crazy fucking bitch" in THE LOVE GURU Chicago church choir, and start acting like an Israelite. I thought I heard someone joke that the Toronto team had not won a Stanley Cup since 1976.

Whatever, the film's alligator soup scene was for that 5' Obama alligator beast they found in the Chicago River on THE LOVE GURU's opening day. Obama being Jessica Alba's political love guru cult connection to the story's pre-flood corn dog stick joke.

THE LOVE GURU's Buffalo, NY falls scene was for the "massive attack" death of the Obama huckster sandbag man Tim Russert. Perhaps based on the region's BRIDE OF CHUCKY romance themes, Russert's strangely evil looking pumpkin-face smile reminds me of Chucky.

There were no movie display ads for THE LOVE GURU in the NYT. Thinking it might be a rough ride, I downed a cold 211 STEEL with some KFC onion rings in ranch dressing right before the show.

Standing under a nearby secluded redwood tree, I got the sudden impression that it would be an outstanding place to literally get knocked up. Standing against the tree's suggestive Michelle Rodriguez root thighs with anatomically correct vagina hole in the trunk. Then I could hear a guy at KFC's order post shout "I'll have the 8 piece with mashed potatoes and gravy!" Confirmed later by THE LOVE GURU's 8 second orgasm finale on ice, before Seattle's Steve Miller sings us out with his midnight toker "Love on the run..." song.

Yours, GSR/TWN

7 comments:

GSR/TWN said...

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Here's a nice Flatbush shot of Kate Hudson in NYC on June 17th, sporting a grenade pin necklace, at:
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/78610/

'Des Moines' means monks, in this FORESTER wilderness Washington D&C 86 sign at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/367967_desmoines22.html?source=mypi

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In confirmation of ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY's new Rachel Green cover, 3'9" Jackie Green was booked for whoring out her [April] 15 year-old "sister" in her Kings County, NY apartment in John Mayer's Bedford-Stuyvesant. Did Jenny stop there on her way to the Davidian King's London this weekend?

EW's July 4th "SPECIAL DOUBLE ISSUE" threesome cover features Harry Potter putting his wood stick into that redwood vagina hole by KFC' Drive-Up order post, at:
http://wcbstv.com/local/Dwarf.Pimps.Runaway.2.754338.html

Here's Rachel Green getting some help from a Zohan dude, sporting an amazing Tim Russert evil clown face tattoo on his Biblical "arm of flesh" . The classic white-face negro farce image is at:
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/79558/

Walking by KFC on the opening day of THE LOVE GURU, a Michelle Rodriguez look alike was getting into her car with some new baby mother, exclaiming "You named her Apple!?"

Sunday at SAFEWAY, when I saw the NYT Lance Armstrong photo, holding onto Kate Hudson's hand, a mother called out to her son "AUSTIN!!". Who was dressed in a black pirate hat outfit.

Kate's Flat Top, West Virginia landmark is located on Rt.19, west of Suck Creek, east of Odd.

When I saw that NYT ARTS butt fucking photo about "Bashing" middleaged gays, two old FDR era fags walked by the mag rack.

Some 800 people are missing from the Philippines' PRINCESS OF STARS ship wreck; that's THE LOVE GURU country.

MEET THE PRESS pressed Tim Russert's pet propaganda about government financed elections Sunday; sounding somewhat like the radio populist Michael Savage. One reason Russert died suddenly in the era of the two witnesses: public funded elections is fascism. John McCain's support for such openly unconstitutional buffalo shit was confirmation of THE LOVE GURU's elephant crap scenes on it's opening weekend.

THE LOVE GURU's two circus elephants, humping their tree trunk size rear legs, were confirmation of my stand up redwood tree trunk sings and wonders.

GSR/TWN said...

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The first host of SNL, George Carlin, 71, died on the opening weekend of THE LOVE GURU. Last Tuesday, O.J.'s June 17 gay wedding date, it was announced that the beatnick comedian will receive the Mark Twain Award. In fact, he died Sunday, the same day Obama's REV.12 flood crested in Mark Twain's home town of Hannibal; only hours after the crest in St Louis.

Up river, the levee was breached last Wednesday in [Mike] Meyer, Illinois, near MLK's Martin Lake, for America's official black love guru from the psychedelic 60s.

The home of Baltimore's black "crazy fucking bitch" mayor was raided by FBI agents on O.J. Tuesday, at:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/21/us/21baltimore.html

Just in time for Obama's speech at the corrupt mayors' conference down in third world Miami.
See what the Cubans think about him at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=67681

Toronto's MAPLE LEAFS mayor, David Miller, endorsed Jessica Alba's Obama love guru on the opening weekend of THE LOVE GURU.

There's a photo of Hannibal Lecter's famous hockey mask from 2001 at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_(film)

There was a gang shooting in Denver's LoDo rap club district. Which is short for 'Lower Downtown'. Or for being on the 'low down' for closet homosexual pineapple whips from strangers.

6 train cars derailed in Tyler, Texas Sunday, the day Jenny arrived in London to see John's week of concerts with THE POLICE. When she had her bags wheeled out by that man with a devil's head bearing horns tattoo on his arm. Sienna was seen at the airport crying on her cell phone Sunday, going the other way.

Lake Palestine, Winona, Whitehouse, etc. are all located around the famous Hwy.69 landmark, off I-20. There is lots of bass fishing in Lake Palestine, according to Chris Wood's PALESTINE, TEXAS screenplay.

Walking back from seeing THE LOVE GURU's virgin chastity belt ending, I found a sealed VAL MAR package containing a steel lock&keys set, lying by 410's princess cliff; for a nice 'virgin Adriana Lima' sign.

GSR/TWN said...

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Turns out the "bullshit" insurance case arrest warrent for Larry Sinclair came down from Delaware's AG office, headed up by Senator Biden's son. Bi/den's surname is a Divine Sodomite reference to Obama's secret bisexual life in the proverbial 'den of iniquity'. Larry's time spent in a Rocky Mtns Colorado jail, some years ago, was a prophecy of the 2008 Democratic Party convention in Den/ver. Where they will lay out their 666 policies of the 7mountains beast that have lead America into captivity.

GSR/TWN said...

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The Gore family died from smoke Sunday in Bob, LA, located on Clinton Bridge Rd. In a tragic confirmation of the people blowing smoke in Sunday's NYT junk science '350' ad about global warming. The tiny place represents Sunday's announcement about the tiny town of Unity, NH. Where Clinton and Obama plan to make a joint appearance on Friday.

Southeast of Bob is a place called Deville. Because the two Democratic Party symbols of the day 1290 abomination worship at the great church of the Devil. Even the little church featured in THE ROCKY [Mtns] HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy.

The 42 months Big Foot boot message from God is at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_fatal_fire.html

Several train cars DERAILED Monday when they hit a log rig in Taylor, LA, off I-20. The name Taylor is confirmation of the train derailment in Tyler, Texas when Jenny arrived in London. Tyler is a clothing item word play on the 'tie' accessory in 1973's FRENZY, that chokes the "crazy fucking bitch" Brit blonde who looked exactly like Louisiana's Brit Spears. The towns of Trout and Jena are to the northeast of Bob. In the state containing all those Liz Hurley and Elton John Brit landmarks.

[Oddly enough, it looks like J&J will be celebrating Canada Day in Mike Myers' native England.]

FRENZY's single red rose of Socialism, on the river's edge, perfectly describes the fascistic frenzy manifested by the cult followers of Ba/rack Obama. The prophetic film's first victim had a very nice rack.

At this point in time, Scarlett Johansson's calling in life is to role play the proverbial dumb blonde with big tits, like her character in A BUCKET OF BLOOD. Scarlett is not really a dumb person, and her Rocky Mtn size tits are quite spectacular. But she's a good enough actress to pull it off; thereby enlightening all of humanity when the 42 months are up.

They had never seen such a fierce lightening storm, like the one that ravished California on the opening day of THE LOVE GURU. Thousands of strikes started almost a thousand wildfires.

THE LOVE GURU did 14 million for the Davidian Love Guru's $104,000,000 Spanish pipe painting in Woody Allen's new threesome love comedy.

GSR/TWN said...

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Sponge Bob first premiered in the fictional city of Bikini Bottom on May Day in 1999. The same year that Barack Obama contracted political AIDS from having homogaysexual sex with Larry Sinclair.

See the Seattle connection at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants

GSR/TWN said...

NOTE:

The news about Sunday's tragic Gore family fire rolled out on Monday. The same day of the '350' global warming ad in NYT 54,350; which ran on Monday, not Sunday.

It's truly 1984, when a guy named Charlie Black can't speak the plain truth about a left-wing black nation candidate with an Arab name. Let's hope that Obama keeps reminding everybody about Charlie Black.