BIRD HUNTING

Getting ready to shower Tuesday evening, Granny Grass called me outside to see two red-head woodpeckers sneaking around in her walnut tree. Earlier in the day, she bought me a pair of COLUMBIA brand Woody Allen corduroy pants at [Federal] MARSHALLS, on close-out for $3.

I have not worn a pair of corduroys since I was a teenager. So it must of had something to do with all those new courthouse pictures of famous corduroy man Woody. Winning $5,000,000 in prizes for that American pants company billboard that used his Inspector Clouseau disguise from ANNIE HALL at:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/04/16/arts/allen.span.jpg

Because that night on Letterman's WORLD WIDE PANTS show, they had three Annie Hall chicks on stage who had won some bird calling contest. Demonstrating their winning mating calls of some exotic red beak jungle wood pecker looking bird confirmation of that flying "pecker" rocket in AP II: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

Right before Letterman, TMZ had clips of Mickey Rourke telling a zapperazzi that he hopes the REV.17 bird in his wrestler movie will eventually die; which I have not seen yet. Mickey's poetic justic tattoo pix are at:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32128

He has a BRIDES OF DRACULA crown on the right side of his neck.

Jane Fonda came out after the bird ladies, hyping Michelle Obama's brilliant clothing advice about wearing something you bought more than once, in her opening comments. If I recall, the first ladies' red beak bird was a jungle native of Obama's native Indonesia. Probably the only country where he is a legal citizen. Therefore, a military C 130 plane crashed in Obama's homeland the same Tuesday, USA time, killing scores near Madiun aiport's Madison references in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy, at:
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/05/20/Dozens-die-in-Indonesian-plane-crash/UPI-13061242793606/

It's about Mark Cherry's albino GSR mad man ending up in the Pink Panther's insane asylum on the season finale of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.

Did you hear about that 35 year-old dude who took a ferry over from Rt.104's Kingston, WA last weekend, and flashed his bird at various Edmonds teens he thought might be close friends of Jennifer Aniston? It was definitely a Divine red cherry allusion to Sunday's red college honors for Larry Bird and Steven Spielberg at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_people_bird_spielberg.html

Because that D&C 86 LDS church for single friends at Harvard burned down on the same day Obama spoke at D&C 86 Harvard's Notre Dame campus, at:
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/19487437/detail.html

You can see the church's medicine wheel featured in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy in this take, at:
http://www.wbz.com/pages/4411510.php?contentType=4&contentId=4012044

GG found SAFEWAY's corn cob special Tuesday, three for a buck. I'm gonna go microwave one and butter it up good right now.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Sunday's EZE 4.7 waters of life earthquake hit next to Kristen Stewart's Hollywood Park horse track in Inglewood, CA at 8:39 pm. Located in south LA along Bonnie Lake's symbolic South Prairie Rd.

Catnapping before Cameron Diaz was due out on Leno Monday, I had a flash vision at 11:52 pm of the actress hugging a giant redwood tree. That was so wide, it looked like she was trying to hug a wall. So I thought, fuck it, and went back to sleep.

Check out these funny pix of Sienna at some flower show, in a old granny coat statement, at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/05/18/sienna-miller-is-a-chelsea-flower-girl/