BEETOVEN NO.9

When I rented THE ITALIAN JOB, 1969, a couple weeks ago, I spotted a previously-viewed secondhand copy of A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, 1971, for $4. I finally watched the prophetic 09 scenario, obsessed throughout with Beetoven's No.9, last Monday morning. Then everything everywhere started getting very orangeish.

That orange 90s MUSTANG with "BOSS" on the side, that was always driving up and down Hwy.410 a few years ago, started driving up and down the road again on a regular basis; not just every few months or so. Like when there would be new blog photos of Sienna posing for BOSS' new fountain-of-youth fragrance called ORANGE or something.

The film's title, based on the 1962 book, comes from an old British Cock/ney expression, "As queer as a clockwork orange"

All of it's inspired cinematic indications suggest that there is some serious gay bashing coming to the latter-day Sodom and Egypt, probably starting in the year 09. Based on the brainwashed protagonist's 666 cinema conditioning to become weak and violently ill. Whenever his wild instincts would tell him to destroy high society's faggots and lesbians. Aggravated by the fact that even his old gay bashing buddies had now joined up with today's PC police force.

Eventually, Beetoven's 09 symphony drives the spiritually castrated subject to attempt suicide. But his REV.13 head is only wounded in the jump, not killed, and he miraculously recovers his old macho shithead self. Thanks to a new deal with his government high society stump-hat handlers, that allows him to make love forever in the snow with Neve Campbell.

I almost watched A CLOCKWORK ORANGE after I had that vivid Jennifer Aniston dream some years ago, near Seattle's 50th and 15th N.E. Wherein the D&C 86 Mason brick church there on the corner was painted completely orange, like all the other houses and apartments around it. And I woke up, after we had a nice HASTY TASTY breakfast, with a freakish 211 snap-on boner. Not to mention my floor 55 dream elevator kiss by Jenny, that has already been depicted in dozens of horror films and TV crime shows.

Wednesday's orangeness was a small box of ROYAL brand orange flavored jello, oddly lying at the bottom of the entrance stairs carpet. When I asked Granny Grass about it, she replied, "I'm gonna put a banana in it..."

Which confirmed royally the new WILD ABOUT IT threesome baptism video that Natalie Imbruglia just came out with. Featuring the clockwork orange dude at the bottom of the stars where I found the ROYAL box of jello. Long time no see the fine filly in a top hat at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSdLyySfkGc

Here's the sexy orange outfit that Renee wore on the day after MY ONE AND ONLY premier wind storm in Central Park knocked over hundreds of old genealogy trees. Making way for the new ones in JACOB 5 at:
http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/siennna-anna2.jpg

The same day Hwy.101's NASDAQ closed at 1969, her year of birth, with a .24 reference to Natalie's 2.4 birth date. Since I first saw Natalie's double WILD ABOUT IT "aahh ohhh, aaah oooh" video with THE BIG LEBOWSKI's dancing twins on Wednesday morning.

At Tuesday's premier, Renee wore a gorgeous royal Jacob's Pillow Stone number at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2140611/renee-zellweger-blue-parrot-02/fullsize/

Fred is the 666 government minister in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE who eventually sets up the gay basher, [Who had been living with his parents.], in the refuge of his new therapeutic nurse-lover Neve Campbell.

"I was cured alright..." is the movie's last line.

That was confirmed faster than an instant lotto ticket by Tuesday's special '55' mailer from FREDDYS. Which offered anyone born before 1955 the same 10% off that the Dude gets in THE BIG LEBOWSKI. Therefore Jenny's amazing NASDAQ closed the same day at 1955.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
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NOTES:

There was a MY ONE AND ONLY 5.0 earthquake near Ty/one/k, Alaska, in Gwyneth Paltrow's Cook Inlet, Wednesday at 10:19 am. For all those 'I LOVE Y LOVE' Tees, by the toaster etc. in Natalie's threesome video. Which Paltrow's COLDPLAY husband co-wrote. Months ago, I dreamed that I was watching a very successful Sienna Miller movie inside some large cinema. When it was over, a cream and tan colored bug landed next to me on the wall. The next day at STARBUCKS, a lady's cream and tan colored convertible Luv Bug VW beetle parked next to my outside table, bearing 'TY-BUG' plates. The report I read is at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_anchorage_earthquake.html
Talk about putting a little lead in your pencil:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_helicopter_crash_colorado.html

NEW READRS: The Jewish name Neve means 'refuge', and 'snow' in Italian. 211 is the ancient number for steel.