NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 2

The advent of Barack Obama has completely opened up the miraculous NAPOLEON DYNAMITE prophecy of 2004. I watched the BYU student film for the first time in many moons Monday morning. Marveling how my tall part Jewish dude, Jon Heder, helped his gangsta sidekick Pedro Obama get elected president by a totally freaked out high school newspaper media.

Napoleon's famous sexy Motown Detroit dance finale included Michael Jackson's 80s style moon walking in moon boots. Confirmed on the same Monday by the passing of Hollywood's 57 year-old DIRTY DANCING star Patrick Swazey. Whose last credit was on an A&E series called THE BEAST.

As Napoleon explained in the opening act's political science class, the Loch Ness monster is our secret ally. Who will help bring down the "butt load of gangs at this school". While wearing his trademark 'Vote For Pedro' Obama T-shirt featuring a rising sun over Obama's Colorado Mountains, complete with White House helocopter, like at:
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper247/stills/2s7d8ou1.jpg

Pedro Obama's tough speeches about his 'wildest dreams' domestic agenda is the SLEDGEHAMMER bicycle that Pedro rides, flying an alien Mexican flag on back. Eventually Pedro catches today's swine flu fever, to put the inspired film's suicidal 09 poison pill timing into it's prophetic context. Before he puts on Obama's future transsexual wig reference to the black woman from today's GM and CHRYSLER. Confirmed by his/her ride back to Detroit with Kip on a future 09 bus bearing the '...926' plates of Larry Sinclair at:
http://larrysinclair-0926.blogspot.com/

THE HILLS blonde star Kristen Cavallari is the film's prophetic Summer Wheatley figure. Kristen's surname means 'horse riders' in Italian, thus all the REV.17 seven hills horse Tee themes in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. Plus the additional horse rider wedding scenes on the later released DVD.

TWILIGHT's Kristen Stewart is Napoleon's first date Trisha. Before he hooks up with the endowment house temple vail studio artist Deb, and her boondoggle preisthood keys, who is played by today's WHIP IT co-star Ellen Page. His hot girlfriend model from Oklahoma is 90210 high school star Annalynne McCord.

Uncle Rico's mail order time-machine represents the upcoming physical transfiguration. That will begin once the lost sons of Israel have been kicked in the nuts enough times. The GSR/TWN email machine was set for 1982, establishing the 30ish low range of my own coming physical transfiguration cycle, as cited in the BLAME IT ON RIO prophecy, back when I fell in love with IT STARTED IN NAPLES' Donnatella Greco. The last movie released in The King of Hollywood's life.

"I want to be forever young..." plays at the student film's STARBUCKS H.S. dance at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pn95Qj1Ay4

This is the ever young number in GREASE 2. Where Michelle sings about the mystery Davidian motorcycle rider in her earthquake dreams, while perched atop an Evergreen Drive fir tree on Jacob's A-Ladder. The American Crown Prince of England, who lives in an A-bomb shelter shaped tunnel of love basement.

That's 24 year-old Keira Knightley's fireplace pirate ship bonus hidden inside the 24-piece box of plastic bowls. That Napoleon's Uncle Rico sells door to door, only to people who have money, in Hwy.91's Preston, Idaho, west of Bear Lake.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
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