THE KING, RAIN OR SHINE

THE KING OF COMEDY prophecy is what really put the once cocky Jewish liberals over the edge at NBC.

They got so freaked out by the Scorsese film's prophetic classic car BUGATTI poster in their 1982 TONIGHT SHOW offices, that they stuck it to the Italian car collector Jay Leno like a STUCKEY'S nut log on Route 666; below 8546' Twin Buttes, New Mexico. As confirmed on SNL by that MAD MEN host who played a clip of his stinky butt stand-up monologue. And the film's CHOCK FULL OF NUTS shooting location in NYC.

I watched the 1981 filmed prophecy, about some New Jersey nut living in his mother's basement 'situation', who thinks he's the king, Saturday morning. For the first time since their inspired announcement that the future Conan O'Bama would be replacing "THE NEW JAY LENO SHOW!"

NBC's announcement to pick up Conan's TV series pilot, about a Supreme Court judge who resigns, came right before the fascistic Obama lectured that high court judge about the dangers of free speech, in his 'don't ask, don't tell' State of the Union SNL parody.

They were playing "Lovely Rita" when Tom Hanks walked out with a couple CROWN ROYAL Neve Campbell Scotches on Conan's last show. Confirming the King of Beers' Queen Rita role in THE KING OF COMEDY. Who lives next door to Keira Knightley's King Cry Baby apartment number '1K'. Role-played by the film's wealthy Jewish Sandra Bernhard body-double look alike caricature. Who even has Keira's part Jewish nose from certain peculiar angles on her mother's Scottish side.

The opening freeze frame of my forehead line, captured in a future computer WINDOWS blog concept, is what really spooked the network boys into taking their HASTY TASTY action.

Before the end, a Justice of the Peace, and Jerry's Nicole Kidman sidekick, ask the GREASE 2 motorcycle goggles wearing king to forgive the stonewallers for laughing at him so hysterically.

The Jewish 'King of Comedy', a.k.a. Jerry Lewis, was 57 when THE KING OF COMEDY finally rolled out in 1983. When a 26 year-old Queen Keira Bernhard shot that royal throne Egyptian mummy love scene with Jerry, she sang the prophetic lyrics to "Come rain or come shine..." For that Queen Cleopatra pendant Keira has worn for years over her heart, at:
http://celebritygalleries.org/images/keiraknightley/keiraknightley18.jpg
AND:
http://www.oliverwillis.com/livenews/2010/keira-knightley-little-dog-laughed-after-party/

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

This is one of Keira's better Sandra Bernhard looks at:
http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2009/08/Keira-Knightley.jpg

Here she is in some GREASE 2 leather at:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipQr4QLhnjSgG3ET7S9gVNCxefVZ-3n6mTT95Z7tOi-jiTz5y-cdnS7S5rwJjelhcm3fE-SVKf4akwcVmb_taXlKnmBu4u0RCwtOWjeklwKewjsF1vIbC-L9YJL0w1LJwWqvY4azfN9qf-/s1600-h/keira-knightley-leggings.jpg

So many friends, so little time:
http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200804/HXlqjC

http://thefashpack.onsugar.com/Deyn-Sisters-Settle-New-York-4192469

How about this Indian medicine wheel mowhawk, TAXI DRIVER style, at:
http://thefashpack.onsugar.com/3395940

Here's Renee fingering her bag at:
http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2010/01/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-renee-zellweger-pictures.html

THE KING OF COMEDY's gun-to-your-head love lyrics are:

I'm gonna love you
Like nobody's loved you
Come rain or come shine
High as a mountain
And deep as a river
Come rain or come shine
I guess when you met me
It was just one of those things
But don' t ever bet me
Cause I'm gonna be true
If you let me
You're gonna love me
Like nobody's loved me
Come rain or come shine
Happy together, unhappy together
And won't it be fine
Days may be cloudy or sunny
We're in, or we're out of the money
But I'm with you always
I'm with you rain or shine
I'm gonna love you
Like nobody's loved you
Come rain or come shine
High as a mountain
Deep as a river
Come rain or come shine
I guess when you met me
It was just one of those things
But don't ever bet me
Cause I'm gonna be trueIf you let me
You're gonna love me
Like nobody's loved me
Come rain or come shine
Happy together, unhappy together
And won't it be fine
Days may be cloudy or sunny
We're in, or we're out of the money
But I'll love you always
I'm with you rain or shine

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, THE TRUTH

The powerful message in Obama's inspired call for the repeal of 'don't ask, don't tell' was clearly revealed the day before. By the formal letter that Larry Sinclair sent to the White House at:
http://www.larrysinclair.com/12610_Fax_Page_1_op_764x988.jpg
AND:
http://www.larrysinclair.com/12610_Fax_Page_2.jpg
AND:
http://www.larrysinclair.com/12610_Fax_Page_3.jpg

Larry's letter is about the plain truth that the Orwellian state media stonewallers are refusing to ask Barack Obama. That the political talk shows are apparently barred from discussing. That the night TV hosts are afraid to joke about. That the de facto homosexual preachers will not even mention inside their own warm and fuzzy churches.

Good luck. If you believe that this nation of REV.17 whores is going to be protected from the REV.17 beast, who hates the whore to death in the last days. Because America's current policy of 'don't ask, don't tell' is about to get repealed big time.

Everybody and everything, is about to come out of the closet. All will be revealed in the latter-days. You might as well start reading that old copy of the Book of Mormon, that some weirdo gave you years ago, right now.

I believe that Mel Gibson's new eco film, EDGE OF DARKNESS, which opens on 1.29, was shot in the Boston area. Well before Senator Scott Brown came out of nowhere.

Mel showed a quick clip of it on Jimmy Kimmel, the same night of Obama's State of the Union address. That seemed to reveal a senator figure who somewhat resembled the future image of Senator Brown. The surname Brown being a chocolate 'darkness' color theme. See what I mean about Senator Mel/Scott/? acting like self destructive Manchurian candidates at:
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/spb0217192956_std.jpg
AND:
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/16/mel_gibson_2.jpg

Note the time line in the fact that 54 year-old Mel plays a CAR 54 detective in EDGE OF DARKNESS. The movie poster's Larry Sinclair slug line is at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Edge_of_Darkness_the_Movie_poster.jpg

Gibson stars next in Jodie Foster's vagina avatar movie, entitled THE BEAVER; written by Kyle Killen, and distributed by Obama's thematically named SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT. Can't wait for that one.

'... Your looking at the guy whose got nothing to lose...' To paraphrase Mel's angry character in EDGE OF DARKNESS.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Larry Sinclair's full site info is at:
http://www.larrysinclair.com/

SUGAR CANE

Flight ET409 was probably struck by lightening after take-off from Beirut to Africa on 1.25, Monday morning. Where it crashed into the REV.13:1 sea with 90 people on board. For a LIVE AND LET DIE confirmation of the new light shed on Barack Obama's Hawaii birth place con, by the Lebanese Joseph Farah's WND site at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=122875

LIVE AND LET DIE's butt hole cave ending was confirmed by the cock sucker arrest of Andy Dick in Huntington, West Virginia. At the [Haiti] RUM RUNNER bar, right after his show at THE FUNNY BONE club. On the same day they handed out all those gay ass North Hollywood SAG statuettes. One will recall that my pilot friend bought his BROWNING hunting gun gift in Federal [DC] Way.

West Virginia is shaped like a sagging scrotum with cut off dick head of course; in the MLK Martinsburg, Berkeley County area surrounding Pinkerton Knob and Cherry Run, north of Inwood.

When 007 and, Megan Fox meets Ashley Greene, work their way through the prophetic cave climax, Mr Big greets them with a champagne toast and asks, "What shall we drink to Mr Bond?" Who replies, "How about an earthquake..."

But the real Big Kahuna here is the 'RHH 409' license plate on Mr Big's voodoo pimp mobile in Harlem. Not to mention how much the CIA team leader, Felix, looks like my pilot buddy.

In the scene where Mr Big tests the prophetic Tarot card gifts of his once virgin princess, he reads out the 326... birth date of Keira Knightley on the back of Bond's royal ROLEX crown icon. That produces the mulatto's card with a knight riding atop his rising sun White Horse Prophecy, like at:
http://img.listal.com/image/388570/500full-keira-knightley.jpg

The day of the SAGs, Gary Bradford from Hollywood, Florida crashed his N222AQ PIPER in the Chicago suburb of Sugar Grove. Because ET's sweet 222 co-star was there, and they grow a lot of sugar in Haiti. Which looks like the vast cane fields we see in LIVE AND LET DIE. This is the same Tulip City plane that crashed near Ferrysburg, Michigan in SEMI-PRO's scene 8.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Reportedly, that Christmas day Goldmenber cock bomber from Holland was talking to the FBI etc. until they read him his Miranda Rights. Then he clammed up.

Paul and Linda McCartney wrote the 1973 theme song for LIVE AND LET DIE.

New Readers: 409 is a popular cleaning metaphore in cinema, based on the 409 cleaner brand. ET stands for the suburb alien in ET.

After I saw all those Keira Knightley pix at THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED play after-party, a cute little dog in a blue sweater came over to me on Evergreen Drive and took a poop at my feet, in the Swiss house's grass. See:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1244978/Keira-Knightley-plays-understated-allows-Gemma-Arterton-bask-limelight.html

Bond girl Gemma Arterton was born on January 12, 1986. Here she is watching something at:
http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/gemma-arterton.jpg
AND:
http://host.trivialbeing.org/up/persia-may20-gemma-arterton-prince-of-persia-tamina-4.jpg

Long time TWNers may recall the various signs and wonders surrounding THE BLIND SIDE's star Sandy Bullock and the Sandusky Bay, Clinton Port landmarks of Ohio. Sandy was the original '125' Indian medicine wheel poster girl. Sadly, three boys broke through the Sandusky River ice and drowned on Sunday. According to the MARION STAR report at:
http://www.marionstar.com/article/20100125/NEWS01/1250310
Speaking of the SAGs, Larry Sinclair has a new video at:
http://www.larrysinclair.com/

LOVE ME SEXY NOTES: SWEATY VERSION

Dick Nixon was the cock sucker who got the ball rolling on affirmative action, and started to seriously police the Orwellian thought-control laws in the illegal Civil Rights Act. As confirmed by this [GREASE 2] Mr Spears style daughter of Frankenstein dick-head portrait at:
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-britney_spears_gives_the_impre.php

Here's Miranda flashing us our Miranda Rights. Seen in my vivid flash dream of the secret physical transfiguration chamber rites in SHERLOCK HOLMES, at:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20100121/Miranda%20Kerr%20GQ/big_miranda%20kerr%20GQ%20nude%202.html

The black thong hole is an IN LIKE FLINT, [Michigan] black kingwood key-chain thing.

Go to scene 8 in SEMI-PRO to see the black Obama figure in a red top, pumping his revolutionary marxist fist etc. near the Spirit of St Louis crash plane. In the film's old arena photos entro, we see Obama's wildly enthusiastic party people believers positioned next to a non-plussed conservative unbeliever folding his arms.

"I hate cynicism..." Conan O'Brien, on his last show.

Hey Conan, the con men surrounding the Obama con are falling one by one, the latest FDRJFKMLKLBJ Letterman avatar is at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/22/AR2010012202719.html

Rush's cynical take on the John Edwards con says it all at:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_012210/content/01125113.guest.html

Everyone and his dog knows that the African born Tiger Woods wanna-be, Barack Obama, has been cruising for gay sex with strangers all of his life.

Tom Hanks came out with a couple tall rounds of Neve Campbells Friday night on Conan. His cream sodas on the rocks were supposed to look like Neve's CROWN ROYAL Scotch mix. But they were obviously too dark in color, and looked exactly like the corn cob bourbons that James Bond drinks in the Obama Haiti voodoo prophecy, LIVE AND LET DIE. [Ephraim is drunk, but not with booz.]

My pilot friend's BROWNING shotgun Christmas gift was an inspired prelude to the Scott Brown election that shot down the high-flying Democrats. Right after he showed the 12 gage magnum to me, we went over to the JERSEY SUBS place off 211th. Where he ordered their traditional 1776 Philly steak&cheese sub.

Switzerland's Roman Polanski REV.17 mountains man was ordered to face trial in LA on the same day of the international Haiti telethon broadcast from rain soaked LA. That was directed by George Clooney, who lives in the Italian Swiss Alps region of Lake Como. It was the first day of the Sundance Film Festival's full screenings; happening among the historic CITIZEN KANE mountains of Park City, Utah.

The same day Sting was singing for Haiti, London raised their terrorist threat level to "severe".

GSR/TWN

LOVE ME SEXY NOTES:

Go to scene 8 in SEMI-PRO to see Tulip City's Spirit of St Louis plane in the St Louis Arena, that crashed into a snowy corn field outside Muskegon, Michigan. Wherein the ejected Jackie Moon threatens to kill the umpire's family out of spite. As just confirmed by that 8-people family killer named Mr Speight. Who lived in a white house around the historic civil war landmarks outside Lynchburg, Virginia.

Since Boston's Con/an O'Brien is ending his brief 7-months NBC Tonight Show stint during torrential rains and mud slides, and the Scott Brown election, it's looking like a 'national' Barack O'bama prophecy. My gut told me the liberal Jewish guys at NBC fired Leno because he was getting too chummy with the GSR/TWN jokes. They were really spooked by my report about hearing "The new Jay Leno show!" message, while napping inside Granny Grass' Caddy at the EVERGREEN eye clinic parking lot in Federal Way.

LEPRECHAUN is one of Conan's all time favorite movies; starring Warwick Davis. LEPRECHAUN 2 takes place in Los Angeles. As do both LEPRECHAUN: IN THE HOOD pre-Obama movies. One of which features a black Haiti voodoo lady.

The Irish Lindsay Lohan wore a hood to one of the GOLDEN GLOBES after parties.

Here is the new LEP 2 tour of the horrors of death around LA at:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100116/D9D92UDG0.html

Now would be a good time to update 1996's transsexual CRASH film by David Cronenberg. That features the JFK LINCOLN convertible car references to Obama's REV.16 Lincoln Illinois civil war themes in latter-day prophecy. Wednesday's 5.9 sunrise timed earthquake in Haiti marked the anniversary of the 1260 days period that started on January 20, 1993, and ended in 1996.

'I feel like a spawning salmon swimming upstream...' to closely paraphrase one of Sandra Bullock's GOLDEN GLOBES comments.

Tiger Woods' day 1290 Mississippi sex rehab reports are confirmation of the Howard Stern sex clinic guru in DOMINO. Who ends up at the Sam Kinison memorial in Needles, CA, along the banks of Barack Obama's Colorado River, on the south end of the Black Mtns. Obama loves to golf.

Wednesday afternoon at 21:18 pm, London time, there was a rare 3.3 quake near Black Rock, Ark.

You can see the LINCOLN, etc in this CRASH video at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVg3wNXu_nc

Ashley Greene by a stonewall, in pirate boots, posing next to the wood crate that once held the Leprechaun captive at:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8293/ashleygreene2.png

This snowy mits number on Annalynne McCord is the Michigan mit monster formation north of Flint. The two scratches of Judah and Ephraim on her chest are confirmation of the reports, true or false, that Sienna Miller is interested in role playing the new jealous Cat Woman, at:
http://www.imagebam.com/image/b6642d64187487

I believe that those sweaty TROPICS grease paintings on Ashley Greene were done in the Caribbean [Haiti] region, shortly before the Rt.111 GREASE 2 earthquake on 1.12. Like this mermaid shot at:
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3537/gallerymain0108ashleygr.jpg

GSR/TWN

GOLDMEMBER WAS HERE

The foreign minded press' GOLDEN GLOBES made it official Sunday night, just in time for MKL Jr day.

AVATAR will now become the native Haitian avatar of a strange land far away, that represents Barack Obama's face behind his African mask invasion of America. Like the green&red watermelon mask I put over Robert Downey Jr's face on 16th Ave and smashed with THE BIG LEBOWSKI bowling ball.

In Hinduism, an avatar is the reincarnation and manifestation of their strange god on earth; i.e. Obama's god of 666ism that seeks to force everyone, rich or poor, into a life or death dependency on the state.

Ask not how the state can serve you. Ask how you can serve the state; to paraphrase JFK Jr.

My [Michigan] Dutch Goldmember cock bomber angle was confirmed by that Hope College student pilot from Obama's birth place of Kenya, Africa. Who went all Downey Jr on Sunday into a snow covered SEMI-PRO corndog-holer field in Manlius Township; 666 being the trilogy number of man. Reports say he rented the plane in the vagina avatar landmark of Tulip City, at:
http://www.hope.edu/hopetoday/

The Muskegon County crash sight, north of Ferryburg, is the animal musk scent of the new beast. That will be as good as gone after REV.13's 42 months period is up.

Right there is Jennifer Aniston's Cloverville from 1992's LEPRECHAUN. Where she found the lucky 4-leaf clover that finally got rig of the new Mini Me beast. Who kept coming back miraculously, even though his REV.13 head was badly wounded. Much like 666 Hillarycare was killed off by the two witnesses during LEPRECHAUN 2. But came back with a vengeance under the abomination of desolation's spider web insurance plan.

Due east of the Cloverville landmark is a Seattle Ravenna Park reference to the great REV.16 canyon divide. That Obama et al are digging deeper and deeper into the heart of latter-day America.

Where would I ever be without this monster that was created by all the modern Ms Frankensteins out there. Barack Obama is truly my own private avatar.

"I can't do it all by myself!.." says the Brit flag GSR/TWN dude in his leather Cry Baby jacket, as he drags the fat lady along the hall in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

Yours Truly,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

Here's a nice kitchen counter top on Victoria, matched by her gold crown member ROLEX watch, shot entering LAX for London, at:
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/233822/

The day after the Haiti quake, Lindsay Lohan was spotted wearing this HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND pendant, a.k.a. IT'S HOT IN PARADISE, a.k.a. DEAD MAN HUNG IN THE [666] WEB, at:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/14/lindsay-lohan-forgets-her_n_423024.html
AND:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horrors_of_Spider_Island

This is Victoria posing at the IN LIKE FLINT penthouse, circa 1967, at:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qQmyY-MbkKE/S1KYg9IcFaI/AAAAAAAACkY/vKztcLCms2g/s1600-h/VictoriaBeckham03.jpg

Naomi Watts in a cocktail glass at:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qQmyY-MbkKE/StgVup7chXI/AAAAAAAAA7A/ik2VFrsHmEk/s1600-h/NaomiWatts123_475lo6.jpg

Julia Roberts "...is as dumb as a post." [Howard Stern]

VOODOO NOTES:

Devastated unto desolation, Port au Prince, Haiti now stands for the advent of the two horn REV.13 prince from DANIEL. The Jewish Bill Clinton, "America's first black president" no.42, and his wife Hillary, spent their 1975 honeymoon down there, and have returned to the place frequently on personal and official business. The completely documented illegal alien usurper, born in Africa, raised in Indonesia, [Is Mercer Island mulatto Jewish], Barack Obama, represents the African island's gigantic grouper fish jaws on the preying sea beasts in REV.13:1, etc. like at:
http://www.hispaniola.com/dominican_republic/xmaps/hispaniola-topographic.jpg
AND:
http://images.vliz.be/resized/4266_dusky-grouper-in-corvo-island-voluntary-marine-protected-area.jpg
AND:
http://www.bio.fsu.edu/coleman_lab/Goliath%20Grouper_files/Ft.Pierce.jpg

In the weeks leading up to the January 12 earthquake, the Ephraimite witness, Rush Limbaugh, had described the politically and culturally one-sided media as nothing but President Gaga "groupies".

This LA TIMES link has a very revealing image of God's D&C 86 church blackjack message for Jacmel, Haiti at:
http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-haiti-church16-2010jan16,0,1031432.story

Jackie Moon's James Bond gun play, with shaking head earthquake, in SEMI-PRO was confirmation of the mulatto voodoo gang prophecy from 1973, called LIVE AND LET DIE. Here's an image with the prophetic film's half white, half black Obama mulatto figure, that ends with him on a train to Washington, at:
http://www.users.nac.net/delliott/007/lald_cast.jpg

The GOLDEN GLOBES' Goldmember awards will be handed out this Sunday. AH showed a clip Friday of the lovely Maria Menounos bouncing on some sofa cushions in their after-party lounge; decorated with a ceiling of amazing NAPOLEON DYNAMITE time machine light crystals.

[Walking back by the horse yard on Church Lake Thursday, a car passed me bearing '608...' plates, followed by one with '780...' plates.]

LOST Hawaii's Evangeline Lilly was on Jimmy Kimmel Thursday in a very short red CAMPBELLS tomato soup ladle number.

"You'll know he's here when the ground starts shaking..." GREASE 2

Checking for any STUCKEY nut log confirmations at the library's more powerful filtered computers last Wednesday, a lady told someone that "You can log onto this one if you like." the very instant this Keira Knightley image came up at:
http://www.bsnude.com/top/Picture/picture8564892.cgi?2004/Apr01/Keira_Knightley/Large/BSnudeDOTcom017.jpg

Both Ellen Page and Ashley Greene were born on 2.21.87 at:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qQmyY-MbkKE/S0_XAs-QtQI/AAAAAAAAChA/le1C9RU-5qk/s1600-h/EllenPage63.jpg
AND:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr//2010/01/greene-interview/ashley-greene-interview-magazine-02.jpg

Back on 1.4.10, at 1:40 am, the clear voice of Jennifer Aniston woke me up with the words "I want a dog!"

I don't know if it has anything to do with a lady's voice waking me up last 1.7.10 at 12:41 am, saying "Norman!.. You naughty dog."

GSR/TWN

QUEER NATION OF JIVE ASS NEGRO ALBINOS ON THE DOWN LOW

Some years ago, at a Howard Stern sponsored basketball match in Vegas against some lesbian semi-pro, a very fat, and probably drunk, Artie Lange almost beat the top female ball player in the nation with his amazing outside 3-pointers. Later, Artie was sweating off a couple dozen JACK DANIELS and COKE inside the swanky hotel's sauna. When in walked one of the NBA's most freaky died hair blonde negros to ever play the game. Who gave Artie the sweaty eye as he dropped his tiny towel and commenced to do some loud grunting stark naked push ups on the floor in front of him.

This is what the initial 7.3 voodoo earthquake in negro Haiti is all about; on the Providential birthday of the two Israelite witnesses of Judah and Ephraim. It's the end of those jive turkey talking cock suckers on radio who claim to be so offended by the truth about big ass negro albinos like Lady Gaga.

Ellen Page's powerfull underwater mermaid earthquakes off the Hwy.101 coast of Mad River, California are about the same God damned Mad Hatter thing. Hence the homogaysexual ODD COUPLE marriage confirmation by SWINGER's co-star Vince Vaughn; on the eve of the Bay Area's landmark trial about Catholic style monogamist homosexuality.

Crazy in the head, great in bed.

Savy insider SHERLOCK HOLMES mason types noticed that those jive turkey cock suckers in SEMI-PRO are drinking rounds of Neve Campbells; i.e. whisky doubles in a tall glass you love to fuck. Which are usually half Canadian CROWN ROYAL, and half Scotch, preferably mixed with a smokey Islay, or some fine Highland peat grass malt from a stag label. For one of Neve's famous grassy looks, like at:
http://img240.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=95570_nevecampbellarena01web1wr_122_379lo.jpg#

NBA ball players claim a stem of pickled grassy peat celery in the glass is bloody Mary like unbelievable. The guys in the Flint movie settle for some melting snowy slush in their SEMI-PRO scene.

Obviously, one can see the planned resemblance with that guy chewing down on a STUCKEY nut log and SEMI-PRO's cock sucker Will Arnett, as shown at:
http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/will-arnett-picture-1.jpg

In the recent WIZARDS locker room gun play confirmation, they were arguing over a gambling debt. In the past, Artie has been quite famous for his losing NBA wagers.

Monday, for the first time on DVD, I watched 1980's AMERICAN GIGOLO introduction to my two teen wives at Charlize Theron's beach pad in Malibu. Wherein my homogaysexual Barack Obama sidekick pimp speaks perfect jive English. When sending me out to a $500 gig in Palm Springs, off Rt.111, on the same day a 4.3 threesome earthquake struck out there around Cherry Valley at the exact '6:36' pm number that Julian wrote on that 666 senator's spy's forehead in Westwood, LA.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Jennifer Connelly wore a short pleated kitchen tile counter top outfit on Letterman Monday night, at:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/jennifer_connelly/jennifer_connelly_fierce_fashionista-01122010.php

Here's an update on the Larry Sinclair battle to expose Barack Obama's jive ass nature at:
http://www.larrysinclair.com/

JIVE TURKEY COCK SUCKERS PLAYING GAMES

The jive turkey cock sucker poker game in SEMI-PRO is obviously a pre-Obama mother fucker Swiss cheese prophecy. Now corroborated quite thoroughly, since the obviously African born usurper took over the oval orifice office, by Lady Gaga's smash hit love-me-sexy president gaga campaign song entitled POKER FACE. If you can't sit through the entire 'sweaty' NEW MOON version of the 2007 film, just go straight to the movie's poker game scene 6 on your $5 DVD.

Thankfully, Howard Stern's hard gambling sidekick, Artie Lang, is recovering from his personal stabbing confirmation of the STUCKEY'S scene that immediately follows the above poker game. Reportedly, Lang had poked himself 9 times at the end of 09. The I-55 JET bus setting confirmed my New Years 2010 10 virgins posting.

Here's a close-up of STUCKEY'S famous turd icons at:
http://www.confusereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Stuckeys7.jpg

I found this random image on google of a nice look alike to Obama's jive turkey brown-meat cock sucker spokesperson, Robert Gibbs, at:
http://www.reallivepreacher.com/files/images/CIMG1032.jpg
AND:
http://www.rightpundits.com/wp-content/photos/robert_gibbs_09.jpg
AND:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2009/01/2009.01.23_gibbs.jpg

WND reports that their Sherlock Holmes crime reporter, Les Kinsolving, asked Gibbs what hospital Obama was born at. But he just got the usual jive turkey run around game at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=121417

This angle on Gibbs reveals the Providential Larry Sinclair look alike connection between the jive spokesman for Sodom and Egypt, at:
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2009/01/23/Robert%20Gibbs%20at%20the%20podium.jpg
AND:
http://www.thepeoplesvoice.org/cgi-bin/blogs/media/Larry_Sinclair.jpg

For some historic background on Johnny Depp's upcoming size 10 Mad Hatter performance, read about Joseph Farah's new ALICE IN WONDERLAND offer at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=121379

All the jive talking ball players in SEMI-PRO hang out at the prophetic Barack Obama nightclub called THE KREMLIN. The movie opens with a prophetic Flint, MI newspaper headline that reads "Bankruptcy Looming".

"When I say Freeze it!.. You guys gotta freeze it!" says Mr Sunshine on the Flint arena floor.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Looks like SWINGERS co-star Vince Vaughn came out of the closet last week and revealed that he was a hopeless monogamist homo all along. He did sound a bit gay in the DVD commentary extras for THE BREAKUP's alternate Obama ending.

Back on 12.4.09, at 12:41 am, I had a flash vision of a baby diaper, and heard the Lord say "This one's Amy". Later in the day, I heard some news report about LEAP YEAR's co-star Amy Adams being pregnant.

The part Irish Shenae Grimes was on Jimmy Kimmel Friday, all decked out in a sexy Black Hills Gold theme.

NOTE: It's the players who mutiny against Obama's sunshine logo, and his REV.13:1 seahorse cheerleaders, not the fans. During the prophetic Larry Sinclair whistle blower BJ scene.

I thought Glenn Beck was off the booz. Maybe not, "Ephraim is drunk, but not with wine..." at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=121136

Gaga's POKER FACE 'take your bank' video is at:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/lady-gaga/294748/poker-face.jhtml

MIDNIGHT MOVIE NOTES:

After logging COCK SUCKER SIGNS AND WONDERS, I was digging around in my still unseen DVDs library and came across 2007's so-bad-it's-good, pre-Obama shot, SEMI-PRO. What the heck, it's NBA season, so I popped it in and watched the Flint arena "Sweaty Version" wherein every other word was "cock sucker". Like in the gun play poker game scene, that was confirmed the next day or so by those two WIZARDS DC players pulling guns on each other in the locker room. And Gil Arenas getting prophetically tossed out of the Washington, DC arena games.

SEMI-PRO gets going in Flint with a fan mutiny against the TROPICS' Barack Obama sunshine logo, and his transsexual REV.13.1 cheerleaders. In one desperate game promotion, everyone gets shafted by free corn-dog cave hole icons, if the score breaks the special 126_ days period of the two witnesses.

In the end, Will Ferrell's Jackie Moon calls the wrestling bear 'Precious'. For Cleveland's serial killer named Mr Sowell, who lived next door to a pork sausage butcher. Bears are actually of the wild pig species, with fur. Six months after the filming, the brown Precious killed one of her white trainers, by snapping his neck in two with one bite.

Released on Leap Year's 2.29.08, Jackie Moon's explicit "rain forest sexy..." theme song was a prelude to the Forks, WA rain forest setting of NEW MOON, etc.

Watch the video by BLACKTREE.TV at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpkDPdoSpqg

Last weekend, I dreamed that Ashley Greene was hanging around some Vegas pre-school for kids, run by Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy and I wanted to go fly fishing, but Ashley came over out of the blue and hugged me with a big smile, suggesting she had a better idea. Naturally, I watched Jimmy Kimmel first chance, and saw that Ms Greene was on the show. Now I see Greene has done a lick me nude fish scales photo shoot in the Tropics for SPORTS ILLUSTRATED's swimsuit edition at:
http://allieiswired.com/archives/2010/01/ashley-greene-poses-nude-for-sobe-ads-photo/

This Greene image shows two objects on a table that have the identical shape of my IN LIKE FLINT blackwood keychain at:
http://ashley-greene.us/photos/displayimage.php?album=223&pos=2

Here's some history on Corman's much parodied THE WASP WOMAN [Not Wasp Lady, sorry.] at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wasp_Woman

GSR/TWN

2010: YEAR OF THE 10 VIRGINS

While my readers had time to catch up on 1985's THE BRIDE prophecy, etc. I had a chance to update Jennifer Aniston's amazing 1992 latter-day LEPRECHAUN prophecy. Wherein the green marred servant gets to escape from his wood box after 10 years of basement captivity on the ANIMAL FARM among the Black Hills Gold of South Dakota. Hence the Bear Butte River vision I had of that [5-of-clubs] bottom on Jenny's Tory Redding character.

TWNers will recall. At the end of the movie's Jesse Jackson Rainbow Coalition with the man-child abomination of desolation, lies a pot of 100 gold coins hidden inside the back seat of that rusted out 1958ish pickup. You restore that to the immortal ass of the picture's 23ish star, and you are IN LIKE FLINT's five married penthouse babes.

The legendary Leprechaun's lucky St Patty's Day comes only a week after the pirate lady's successful play ends at London's COMEDY THEATER. I should probably update the Hollywood location of LEPRECHAUN II and get back. There might be a connection with that Bridge Street explosion in Shrewsbury, England. That sent a very nice young 20 year-old TAMING OF THE SHREW princess flying UP IN THE AIR and onto the sidewalk.

Over the holidays, I also had some extra time to dig into my vast collection of unwatched DVD classics; like Roger Corman's WASP LADY skin care prophecy from 1958-1959. Which co-stars a Ralph Lauren looking scientist who teams up with a Ms STARBUCKS figure to market his discovery of a secret KING RALPH 'royal jelly' potion that retores the youth of her 23ish Annalynne McCord secretary anima figure. Demonstrating quite clearly how the white anglo saxon protestant version of Casey Treat's protestantism is a complete 666 Federal Way, Washington [DC] fraud.

This is why a California fish&game BELL 206 chopper from Rt.111 Palm Springs crashed Tuesday near Lake Reddinger, CA ; in Madera County. It looked like most of LEPRECHAUN was filmed in the California countryside around there.

Don't anybody miss Johnny Depp's upcoming Mad Hatter movie. Saddly, Casey Johnson, the openly gay monogamy heiress to the JOHNSON&JOHNSON skin care company, died the day after I saw her WASP LADY prophecy. She was the 29ish 30 year-old daughter of JETS owner Woody Johnson [Read dick.]

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Over the holidays, I found a DVD of CHARLIE'S ANGELS, circa 2000, at WAL-MART for 4 bucks. Crossing 410 Tuesday from the JIFFY LUBE side, I walked in front of that white DREWTOWN CONST. pickup with personalized 'DREWTWN' plates. Then a white BMW5 station wagon with 'ITSOGOOD' plates passed us both at the Fennel Creek game fish sign. You know what they say, "Crazy in the head, great in bed..."

The ground is really shaking under the REV.13 sea around the Solomon Islands. It started happening right after those underwater kissing stills appeared of the little mermaid in WHIP IT.