2010: YEAR OF THE 10 VIRGINS

While my readers had time to catch up on 1985's THE BRIDE prophecy, etc. I had a chance to update Jennifer Aniston's amazing 1992 latter-day LEPRECHAUN prophecy. Wherein the green marred servant gets to escape from his wood box after 10 years of basement captivity on the ANIMAL FARM among the Black Hills Gold of South Dakota. Hence the Bear Butte River vision I had of that [5-of-clubs] bottom on Jenny's Tory Redding character.

TWNers will recall. At the end of the movie's Jesse Jackson Rainbow Coalition with the man-child abomination of desolation, lies a pot of 100 gold coins hidden inside the back seat of that rusted out 1958ish pickup. You restore that to the immortal ass of the picture's 23ish star, and you are IN LIKE FLINT's five married penthouse babes.

The legendary Leprechaun's lucky St Patty's Day comes only a week after the pirate lady's successful play ends at London's COMEDY THEATER. I should probably update the Hollywood location of LEPRECHAUN II and get back. There might be a connection with that Bridge Street explosion in Shrewsbury, England. That sent a very nice young 20 year-old TAMING OF THE SHREW princess flying UP IN THE AIR and onto the sidewalk.

Over the holidays, I also had some extra time to dig into my vast collection of unwatched DVD classics; like Roger Corman's WASP LADY skin care prophecy from 1958-1959. Which co-stars a Ralph Lauren looking scientist who teams up with a Ms STARBUCKS figure to market his discovery of a secret KING RALPH 'royal jelly' potion that retores the youth of her 23ish Annalynne McCord secretary anima figure. Demonstrating quite clearly how the white anglo saxon protestant version of Casey Treat's protestantism is a complete 666 Federal Way, Washington [DC] fraud.

This is why a California fish&game BELL 206 chopper from Rt.111 Palm Springs crashed Tuesday near Lake Reddinger, CA ; in Madera County. It looked like most of LEPRECHAUN was filmed in the California countryside around there.

Don't anybody miss Johnny Depp's upcoming Mad Hatter movie. Saddly, Casey Johnson, the openly gay monogamy heiress to the JOHNSON&JOHNSON skin care company, died the day after I saw her WASP LADY prophecy. She was the 29ish 30 year-old daughter of JETS owner Woody Johnson [Read dick.]

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Over the holidays, I found a DVD of CHARLIE'S ANGELS, circa 2000, at WAL-MART for 4 bucks. Crossing 410 Tuesday from the JIFFY LUBE side, I walked in front of that white DREWTOWN CONST. pickup with personalized 'DREWTWN' plates. Then a white BMW5 station wagon with 'ITSOGOOD' plates passed us both at the Fennel Creek game fish sign. You know what they say, "Crazy in the head, great in bed..."

The ground is really shaking under the REV.13 sea around the Solomon Islands. It started happening right after those underwater kissing stills appeared of the little mermaid in WHIP IT.