I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN, BARACK OBAMA

In confirmation of the Kenyan officials and close family members who have clearly stated that Barack Obama was born in Africa, and Obama's only existing birth certificate ever shown to the public, Bill Clinton stood before the graduating class of Yale Sunday and repeated the obviously false rumors about Mr.44 being born in Hawaii.

That's because, like the female Jewish governor of Hawaii, the Jewish Mr.42 does not actually read any news reports by people he or she disagrees with. His ridiculous and weird past comments about Rush Limbaugh et al, illustrate that he also does not listen to any conservative media figures who live outside of his personal political and cultural world. Hence his big fancy home office for the foolish five virgins in Harlem, etc.

For example, see this widely read report on the Hawaiian ice governor that Bill Clinton has never read, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=150125

Driving over to Yale for yet another one of his highly paid high society peanut nut cluster fucks, Mr.42 got rear-ended near Merritt Prkwy's Exit 38 to [Jimmy] Carter Street, due west of Ham's Pound. Reportedly, there were several guys in the audience wearing pink flying-pig hats with wings.

Walking down Evergreen Drive by the black tar patch of FLUBBER shaped like Ham's African continent Sunday, a CAR 54 pulled up to the T intersection there on Church Lake Road to deal with a two car fender-bender; involving a young college age gal and some older man with gray-white hair.

Obviously Mr Clinton was speaking to the graduating class of Medfeild College in THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR prophecy. That ends with a model-T UFO flying FLUBBER machine circling around the Capital dome and 555' Egyptian boner icon in Washington, DC. As the military CO in charge demands on the radio... "Identify yourself, or we will open fire!"

Saturday's horrible LOST finale plane crash confirmation in Mangalore, India represented the 666 number-of-man [Pussy Galore] themes in the popular Hawaii based series. In confirmation of Clinton's major inauguration state-of-the-union speech on the same day the early techo-based 666 NASDAQ closed at exactly 666.

Mr.42's ominous signs and wonders in Conn. were also confirmation that he has never read about the '042... SS number from Conn. that Mr.44 has been using, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=156573

Yours Truly,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
[Since 1994]

NOTES:

Nicole Kidman's repeated 8:30 pm wedding notes number in THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR refers to her longtime number '83' associations. When the wedding finally happens, the prof says "I do" two times, for when he does his future two wives in a threesome.

Everyone laughs at my sidekick prof playing yours truly with his tar-heels reference to the many 'tar heel' loggers in the North West. I paused the DVD player at one point and poured myself a glass of OJ mixed with a shot of carrot juice. Then I turned it back on and saw that the US President's special assistant was named 'O.J. Turnbull'. For the O.J. guilty verdict from Area Code 310 scrolling at the bottom of everyone's TV screen when Bill Clinton was giving his grand state-of-the-union speech.