STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

Ohio state troopers thought 20 year-old Franciscan college student Megan Green had died in a car crash Monday. Perhaps they took one look at her stand-in's Jayne Mansfield tattoo and put two and two together. But the hospital called later and informed them that her husband Brian Green was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Tuesday night, and she would still be alive at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_surprise_survivor.html

Because Mr Green came out right after Dan Akroyd and Jimmy were talking about communicating with the dead. While doing promotion for his Yellowstone bear movie tie in with his new Danite vodka in dead EZE.37 skull bottles called CRYSTAL HEAD, at:
http://www.chicago-scene.com/banads/09/manor_3-27/manor_3-27.jpg

Just to make everything crystal clear, Brian came out Tuesday and gave Jimmy a kiss on the lips, before showing pictures of his recent gay beach wedding to the former Catholic school girl Megan in Hawaii. Explaining how the gay Mark Cherry called from Hollywood during the whole thing and said that he wanted to put him on his DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES of gay monogamy show. Well before Eva Longoria decided to end her own gay church wedding arrangement with Tony Parker.

All confirmed by that massive historic ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES hippie wedding fire in Baltimore's strip club district Monday, across from No.44's THE HUSTLER CLUB, that started inside the GAYETY sex shop at street number 404. For the bulk of the fakes at onlythebestfakes.com that were originally posted there on 4.04 04. Like this prophetic HAREM HOLIDAY image of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM's regular beach wedding character posing beside her master's bed with crystal time-machine physical transfiguration posts at:
http://www.onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6425/

No wonder Larry tried to return his black size 42 jacket at BARNEYS in Tuesday's no.2 episode. Before he was interrupted by that old gray lady from Conway, Ark's new earthquake zone, that has been shaking things up around the state's Enola Gay landmark. Which ended with Paul Simon singing, "Still crazy after all these years..."

GSR/TWN