NYT NO. 55,666

The NYT was printing and loading their no.55,666 issue just after midnight Monday, when that three sixes [6.3] earthquake struck off the REV.13:1 coast of Lima, Peru in Book of Mormon country at 12:11 am New York City time.

Over ten years ago, an LDS scholar researched the preceding ten years of annual LDS conferences and discovered that the crucial latter-day prophecy about the "666 beast" in REV.13 had only been mentioned one time. Which is one reason why we now have Mormon politicians like Mitt Romney, and conservative Mormon radio commentators like Glenn Beck.

The 6.3 quake hit at 9:11 pm Bonnie Lake time Sunday, as I was watching THE AVENGERS' 1964 episode entitled BUILD A BETTER MOUSE TRAP. Wherein two secretive Granny Grasses of Judah and Ephraim are mysteriously engaged in a strange scientific project inside their old country watermill that appears to be shutting down anything mechanical or electrical for miles around. That was confirmed within hours by the Exelon Nuclear plant that inexplicably shut down Monday morning west of New Millford, Illinois on Hwy.2.

Exelon Nuclear would represent the electrical power that runs the amazing 666 technologies which can speak and hear etc. that inspire men to worship the new and improved 666 beast.

Turned out the two grannies were actually working on a new high technology rat trap that they hoped would make them rich. And the strangle magnetic wave jamming device hidden inside their mill house was just some old [first beast] contraption that they had inherited from their late WW II scientist father. Which they were regularly deploying to shut down the noisy motorcycle gangs from the city who were using a nearby farm field for their wild weekend scrambles.

Therefore the old mill was a whole wheat message from God about eliminating today's white flour diet that leads to the behavior of bipolar kids with mental disabilities etc. etc.

Monday evening, I watched 1960's THE AMAZING TRANSPARENT MAN who was released from 666 captivity in order to build an invisible army of God using stolen X-13 nuclear fuel.

GSR/TWN

NOTE:
Right after logging the above two FDR era grannies post, I saw there was a rare 4.4 earthquake near Granada, Spain at 3:36:20 pm local time Tuesday.