Thursday, February 2, 2012

PHANTOM BONER FROM SPACE

19 year-old Miley Sire Us broke her tail bone doing flips on her sofa in confirmation of that sweet 1950s si-fi rocket ride that she had just flipped over at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2095039/Miley-Cyrus-treats-127k-Mercedes-Benz-convertible.html

After I saw that, I went through the 50-film index of my si-fi DVDs looking for something with a really sexy X-rated rocket theme, and finally settled on 1953's PHANTOM FROM SPACE movie about the invisible man from western outer space, USA who crash lands in Santa Monica at 8:18. And then runs off with the movie's beautiful female scientist named Barbara, much to the dismay of her homogaysexual husband Bill.

Meanwhile, all the government experts are trying to figure out exactly what is happening, as they examine the double boner helmet that he left behind, along with his super human space suit that looks like a sexy vagina when they put it under the microscope.

Worse yet, the invisible man communicates in a numerical code that is based on a math science that is completely unfamiliar to them.

Of course, in the end the liberal reporter pest gets knocked on his butt, and the invisible man is revealed standing on top of the plot's giant boner sire us telescope metaphor that is looking up towards heaven.

GSR/TWN

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