CORRESPONDING SIGNS AND WONDERS: 12

Last week on Leno, Camy told Jay that a psychic once told her that a friend, [Obama], was going to stab her in the back. ~ Rihanna's harem number on SNL was a take on that painting of her going down on Gisele, that was hanging on the wall in Tom Brady's new Third World mansion, in THE LONELY GUY prophecy. ~ BE COOL's rap music Russian mobster wanna-be niggers are all wearing NBA sports jerseys. ~ You play me. I will play you. ~ Don't even think about head-faking me. It's too late to play games. ~ Could be that now is the time to update Catherine Zeta-Jones' DARLING BUDS OF MAY; too bad I don't have a copy. ~ GSR/TWN