I HAVE NEVER BEEN KISSED THE WAY THAT CAMILLA PAGLIA KISSED ME IN THE BACK SEAT OF A TAXI IN SAIGON.

Talk about TO DIE FOR meets EVEN COW GIRLS GET THE BLUES meets MY OWN PRIVATE CALIFORNIA, meets MONTANA; around the same time that WOODPECKER WITH MATCHSTICK gets financing. Because finally Emma Stone agreed to the script's Hawaii Islamds con man themes, realizing that sex with 200 of my foxy wives was way better than the boring missionary position sex with some apostate Christian monogamist, Mormon missionay style, circa FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL meets PRETTY WOMAN. ~ You don't like to fuck for real, I don't really want to fuck you. ~ I have enough problems in my latter-days life already. ~ So I found INDECENT PROPOSAL on Saturday's SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL opening of America's ridiculous MLK weekend inauguration day at GOODWILL. Wherein yours truly makes all those indecent proposals to have fancy yacht sex with all of my married lovers like Gisele, Jen, and Adriana Lima. ~ And then my exwife Demi Moore [Think Laurence teaching English as a second language.] takes a second job teaching today's third world immigrants about the MARK 13:14 abomination of desolation, at 1:22 on my DVD; who can not legally become a USA president, because he was not born here, like them. ~ Of course a horse; Everything and anything that is about an illegal alien becoming a legal president of America is an indecent proposal. ~ GSR/TWN ~ NOTE the sheer temple veil at Paris Hilton's fancy endowment room when Demi Moore agrees to fuck me. Because her petty minded husband had recently died; and now his older brother needs to take care of her, in every way. ~ Those two gay screenwriters are meeting with my attorney in the movie when they hear that Billy Ray Cyrus will finance their next project, if it stars his Hannah Montana girl. ~ That is Kristen Stewart singing at the piano when Demi Moore arrives to make a deal with me in 1993. Since she is no longer all that thrilled by the pale moons in her vampire movie series. NOTE the Keira Knightley phone number birthday prefix '326' on John Gage's love boat matchsticks in the INDECENT PROPOSAL prophecy. That start the fiery sex between me and her when her husband-fiancée finds them lying on the counter at: http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcy5rvZYz21r4hz58.mp4 ~ There was a 3.6 earthquake under the dried up MUD Lake in Nevada, north of Stonewall Flat, at the exact hour that Reese Witherspoon's movie named MUD was playing at SUNDANCE. In other words, the election and the re-imagination of Obama as America's legally inaugurated president is what it is all about in the last days. Ergo, the distinct voice of my Goldmember sidekick, Barack Obama, spoke clearly to me at 8:04 pm Saturday; explaining that the white Christians of the lost tribes of Israel needed to see him with his filthy hand on top of the Bible of Lincoln. In order to regain their "self respect" as white men who are better than all that MLK Negro hype from the Jews and queers who are running the Hollywood media. ~ Speaking of Camilla Paglia; Here is a look into the future when the Old Testiment age for having sex with the King of England is 14, at: http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/20/chloe-moretz-new-hair-color-for-paris-fashion-week/#comments