THE LOVE GURU BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR MEETS PRIDE&PREJUDICE

I found a used copy of THE LOVE GURU Tuesday at GOODWILL. In order to put Keira Knightley's PRIDE&PREJUDICE prophecy into the right context; per all those behind the green door themes in FRIENDS, at: http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/2/Open/Warner%20Brothers%20Distribution/Friends/Season%20Eight/Episode%20802-%20The%20One%20with%20the%20Red%20Sweater/_derived_jpg_q90_410x410_m0/00352474.jpg?partner=allrovi.com ~ ~ Ergo, THE STANLEY CUP of the northern frozen-ice countries of the lost tribes of the northern Kingdom of Israel, now melting, represents the Holy Grail of Christ, at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup ~ ~ Hence, Jessica Alba is half lost tribes Lamanite, and half lost tribes Scandinavian. [Many of whom are half Jewish.] Just like my tall fly-fishing buddy from Alaska. Who inherited 40 acres of prime wilderness along the banks of Alaska's North River. Which has some of the best grayling trout fishing in the world. ~ ~ The color gray being a half and half mixture of white and black. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ FAKE ID NOTES: The love guru in 2008's pre-Obama THE LOVE GURU movie is actually Barack Obama's phony eastern religion version of Jesus Christ, at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_Guru ~ ~ Because the name of Obama's white Jewish mother from Mercer Island, Seattle, Lake Washington, was Stanley. ~ ~ Obviously, my OREO cookie sidekick who was born in Africa is also a Branch Davidian. ~ ~ MORE MAMMA MIA NOTES: Check out Hilary Clinton playing Meryl Streep's figure in MAMMA MIA, at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2335505/Hillary-Clinton-CFDA-Fashion-Awards-2013-Im-going-pitch-Bravo-Project-Pantsuit.html ~ ~ That's like me dreaming about fucking Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda at the same time. ~ ~ THE CURE NOTES: Obviously, genuine whole wheat bread buns are the cure for serial killer clown zombies, etc. at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2884377/rita-ora-cara-delevingne-glamour-women-of-the-year-awards-2013-red-carpet-04/fullsize/