BUBBA HO-TEP REMAKE

All the haff white Bubbas down in Texas are getting really angry about that mysterious Egyptian mummy butt fucker in the White House. So I decided to revisit the 2003 prophecy about the assassination of the indie film's half Negro JFK figure in Dallas, Texas last night. ~ ~ Then that Obamacare hospital hellicopter that was being remote-controlled by Dr Evil in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY crashed in the new world's born again Memphis, Egypt, USA. That was ferrying the same Negro nurse who gives me the medicine lotion hand jobs in the movie, as seen at: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tennessee-medical-helicopter-crash-kills-2-article-1.1492740 ~ ~ Talk about Mud Creek, Texas meets the Montana muddler buck hair fly in October. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ REMAKE SCREENPLAY NOTES: My idea of a great two-for-the-price-of-one remake on home video is NATURAL BORN KILLERS:II meets BUBBA HO-TEP:II. Wherein yours truly looks like Leo Di Caprio; who is an Elvis impersonator serial killer who murders the mainstream liberal media maniacs. And also gets married to Miley Cyrus forever in that physical transfiguration blood cleansing ceremony. Because the Montana, USA name 'Miley' is a literation for smiley. Hence, that smiley face sticker on James Bond's 1981 LOTUS, and all those smiley faces on the bed sheets and wallpapers in my new take on Oliver Stone's movie about the murder of the mass media. But it turned out instead to be a movie about the murder of the mainstream liberal media. ~ ~ Not to mention the day 1290 death of Michael Bloomberg et al, like at: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tennessee-medical-helicopter-crash-kills-2-article-1.1492740 ~ ~ I figure that I can still get away with fucking that young babe who suddenly shows up in my bedroom in BUBBA HO-TEP meets NATURAL BORN KILLERS. If we play it for the shits and giggles. ~ ~ NUMBER TEN NOTES: You think a ten year-old remake of BUBBA HO-TEP is too soon? How about a 2004 LIFE AQUATIC REMAKE? Wherein Chloe Moretz is the new naive college newspaper "journalist" intern, and her Hailee Steinfeld sister coed is too, from Brown University, or maybe even BYU, Utah; whatever, six, one half dozen. ~ ~ Just as long as Sandra Bullock agrees to play the part of my wife who left me; and I get to fuck the girls.