DEVELOPMENT HELL

I keep getting these honest-to-gosh genuine signs and wonders about how I need to really see Tim Burton's PLANET OF THE APES remake, right now, before it's too late; but then everything gets delayed. ~ ~ Over and over and over. ~ ~ What? Do I need to watch RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES first, and then work my way back from there? ~ ~ What the fuck? Now I'm supposed to watch the original REV.16 civil war STAR WARS breakup prophecy about America; even though I don't even have a copy of it? ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ DARK SHADOWS NOTES: That Beverly Hills mansion of Israel in DARK SHADOWS represents the time when the born again [DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS] vampire King of England suddenly arrives at the gates of Sandra Bullock's highlands mansion estate next door. ~ ~ That is definitely Jennifer Aniston's look atype lover in DARK SHADOWS, who is just interested in her money. ~ ~ Don't let his blond SHAMPOO look fool you darling. ~ ~ SAILOR DOG NOTE: That dog who was eaten by those North Korean dogs represented Hawkeye's adopted dog in the dog eat dog M.A.S.H prophecy from the 70s. Apparently, Kim's decadent faction-politics uncle was getting too close to the Chinese third way red capitalist model that the new mayor of New York likes. ~ ~ THE LIFE AQUATIC NOTES: There must be some connection to the antarctic lights explorer's ship in the movie, that never mentions any of those 'bull dike' theories about global warming, and today's news reports that also never mention global warming; not to mention Obama's fake birth certificate and LDS temple recommend too, etc.