SPECIAL DELIVERY!!

That big fat bastard from UPS who surprised the London swingers at the end of AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME, struck again in Tarrant, Alabama in confirmation of the Tarot card killer prophecy in SCOOP. ~ ~ Talk about that big brown race horse named Big Brown who suddenly got bit in the ankle by some nasty little Danite Leprchaun figure. ~ ~ As confirmed by Scarlett Johansson's relatively new 'LUCKY U' tattoo on her rib cage that she got in LAST TANGO IN PARIS: II. ~ ~ Which was pre-dated by that tall dark and handsome high society killer in SCOOP who gifted her with a very expensive cheap-looking sterling silver and diamonds studded horse shoe bracelet for her 11:22 birthday. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ REPORTER NOTES: Here is one of my wives leaving my three-way shag pad in Tribeca's three corners district wearing her hat back like some newspaper reporter in SCOOP, at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3203110/taylor-swift-makes-fun-of-dancing-funny-vine-video-04/fullsize/ ~ ~ Talk about those immature Jew boys at the NYT getting schooled by little girls who never went to Wellsly. ~ ~ Note the misspellings and the 1960s DOCTOR NO pussy cat. ~ ~ GRANDPA SPIRIT NOTES: Back on July 22, grandpa Michael told me that something important was going to happen two months later, USA time; i.e. the bombing raid on ISIS that will lead to the prophetic B-52 atomic bombs scenario in DOCTOR STRANGELOVE: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB. ~ ~ PRIVATE LAKE FLY FISHING NOTES: The Olympic Mountains's Seven Lakes Basin is a good bet right now. Personally, I prefer to fish the seven lakes' small [Soleduck River] creek outlets on the north side. ~ ~ Not only that, but you never have to deal with any of the National Park's federal park rangers that way, many of whom look like ivy league college graduate lesbians from the east coast. SEE: http://www.wta.org/go-hiking/hikes/seven-lakes-basin ~ ~ PS MS PAGE: I know you want it, and I do too; so let's get on with it. And bring along your girlfriend too, if that would make you feel better. ~ ~ Heck, I'm up for anything. ~ ~ There is nothing worse in this life than having an unhappy wife. It spoils everything.