THE RETURN OF PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE

It took 9 1/2 years for that scientific 666 camera unit to reach the 9th dwarf planet at the exact same time that the 5'1" leader of SCIENTOLOGY revealed their amazing new studio camera facilities. In confirmation of the 5'6" Tom Cruise lying about supposedly being a full 5'7" tall. ~ ~ Wherein his 1983 BIG BANG career happened in Chicago for a prophecy about the 5.6 WHITE HORSE PROPHECY about the transsexual Barack Obama lady at the door. ~ ~ I mean think about it. This shit is even too weird for late night caller anti-communist AM radio; not to mention FOX NEWS. ~ ~ When was the last time that you heard anything even remotely rational come out of John McCain's pretty white boy POW prisoner mouth about Obama not even being a US citizen with a legit SS number? ~ ~ "Once you go Asian, you never go back. " Lucy Liu. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ NO.9 NOTES: I was half asleep and pondering no.9's upcoming 7.20 birthday at 5:06 am Wednesday when suddenly the ground started shaking; metaphorically speaking. ~ ~ Get real; who would not want to fuck her, and her tall, dark, and handsome blue-eyed Amazon jungle-love sister too? That is if no one was looking. And you had as much money as my protagonist forerunner has in WILD ORCHID meets ANOTHER 9 1/2 WEEKS. ~ ~ So what; I look like my mean and angry forerunner protagonist in all of those romantic cheap paperback novel revenge-sex Harold Robbins adaptation movies, like at: http://www.dw.com/image/0,,15625141_303,00.jpg ~ ~ You could do a lot worse if you were a hot young fashion model looking to break into acting on video tape in indie feature films. If the money was right of course.