CALL IT WHAT IT IS: 2

Cousin Eddy's fatherly uncle role in CHRISTMAS VACATION:II was confirmed on the same day that I started watching it by that tragic mixed up family house fire across the [1290] river from Lincoln Ave. via the McKees Rocks Bridge outside Pittsburgh, PA. ~ Which is Rush Limbaugh's officially adopted home town. ~ Per: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/12/25/5-month-old-boy-grandmother-uncle-killed-in-christmas-eve-fire-in-pennsylvania.html ~ Note the 5 year-old virgin's ten virgins prophecy context. ~ Happy Chanuka. ~ GSR/TWN ~ NOTES FOR WHITE FOLKS: The niggers went wild on Boxing Day in confirmation of that Russian military jet crashing into the Black Sea of Israel. ~ For the monkey who bites Eddie in the ass in the pre-Obama CHRISTMAS VACATION:2 Hawaii prophecy. ~ Think LOST meets HAWAII FIVE-O. ~ Not to mention those 5 craptastic LDS family pre PG rated movies that The King made in Hawaii. ~ Yeah yeah I know, CLAMBAKE was actually shot in Florida, same thing, like at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clambake ~ KISSIN' COUSINS NOTES: It really is OK to fuck your first cousins Britney Spears style. ~ Just as long as you are eating a lot of whole food wheat bread in your daily diet. ~ Otherwise, your kids are going to look like that banjo playing boy in DELIVERANCE meets ERASERHEAD, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eraserhead ~ And that's not a good thing. ~ PS PETER: More intolerance, less tolerance. ~