WHY I LIKE TO GAY IT UP ON THE DOWN LOW SOMETIMES

For example, I have set asside as much money as I make in two or three days if David Lynch would be willing to do a full length prequel-remake-sequal of LOST HIGHWAY; costarring Sienna Miller and Ellen Fanning. ~ That's all there is to it, for now. ~ And then he can use the rest of the money to do a few more feature films; or just piss it all away on some transfiguration TM meditation bullshit sessions for techno nerds at the GOOGLE headquarters off of HWY.101. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS DAVID: Yeah, I know. ~ So you tell me, how can a man with 4 pairs of BIG LOVE HBO wives in these times keep all 8 of them happy and satisfied? ~ Think OCEANS 8 meets 8 3/4. ~ PS ALEC BALDWIN: Close, but no cigar. ~ How about we try this; You reprise your iconic 'sweaty balls' character on some local Area Code 310 PBS radio show, but with a puffed up blond hair shampoo job? ~ PS CIA: Don't humor yourself; You lost your reputation years ago when you tried to bury the fact that Barack Obama was born in Africa, and is not even a US citizen.