COME AND GET IT IF YOU WANT IT THAT BAD

The Jet City's rather strange and satanic looking Dr.Evil rocket science prophet bought out the failing WASHPO paper for a Providential fulfilment of THE TWILIGHT ZONE's 111th prophecy entitled PRINTER'S DEVIL. ~ Call me a crazy mother fucker too, but the blond owner of THE WINCHESTER pub in SHAWN OF THE DEAD, who rings the closing-time bell is non other than Donald Trump himself; complete with hot underaged trophy wife. ~ Ergo the episode's Mormon devil polygamist, named Mr.Smith, who has two wives. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS GISELE: ~ Getting a little bored with your current handsome high school quarterback sports jock husband are we? ~ Looking for a little action on the side lines to spice things up are we? ~ Here's an idea. ~ You go into a borrowed-money business partnership with your sister wife Adriana Lima and buy out my own private winter escape jet-strip resort outside of Lake Powell, complete with German brown trout spring creek on the sprawling 500+ acres property. ~ I pay you back in two weeks with full interest. ~ Plus, you get to fuck whoever you want in the short term meantime. ~ Ex husband? ~ Former camera man fling boyfriend? ~ "I DON'T CARE!" PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE meets BLAME IT ON RIO prophecies: both 1&2. ~ "I never remember any of your past foolish and immature sins... Once you sign on the dotted line and agree to fuck me only, and any of your 200 sister wives." Jesus Christ. ~ "Was I ever so young?" CONFESSIONS OF A DANGERIOUS AND NAIVE STUPID MIND. ~