IT ALWAYS TASTES BEST IF IT'S A LITTLE BIT ON THE RAW SIDE.

Saturday morning I had a vivid dream about my exwife Laurence Pierson from quiche Lorraine, France. ~ Wherein we were both looking up at a star filled night sky full of crisscrossing ICBM missle vapor trailers; when suddenly this huuuge ghostly white sperm image streaked across the heavens; that looked exactly like this thing did later at: http://www.breitbart.com/california/2017/12/23/residents-call-911-report-strange-light-california-sky/ ~ Thank God that we waited for two years to have our two precious babies. ~ During the period when we would be selling the stainless steel VITA MIX 3600 and eating lots of fresh ground wheatbread on the joint. ~ And therefore, the only superficial birth defects that our two boys were born with were a slightly crooked left foot, and one undescended testical. ~ Better that than having to deal with an autistic brain warped child for 70 long years; who suffers from bipolar juvenile diabetes and weird mind set ADS issues. ~ Hey, nobody is perfect. ~ But for Christ's sake, give me a break. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS JACK SIMONS: I need you to start hanging around King County's sheriff car auctions full of confiscated dope dealer cars; and find me my special purpose 1993-96 911 at half price. ~ Don't worry if the used car is green, white, or black; nothing that a quality new paint job can't fix. ~ And if you see any good condition VELOCEs that have potential, grab up those investment opportunities for me too. ~ You do know what us half Jews always say, it has to be wholesale or it's no sale. ~ PS JUDY RELF: Better set an extra plate at your upcoming DC 58 Easter ham feast. ~ You never know what uninvited guest might show up at your backdoor sliding doors on April Fools day 2018, circa: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xufuIJJxg ~ "Oh my God!.. Look what the cat dragged in!.." Oprah Winfrey, 1991. ~