Thursday, July 22, 2010

Thursday, July 15, 2010

TWISTED SISTER

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Monday, July 12, 2010

ICON NOTES

That guy shot his former live-in girlfriend et al at a solar plant along the flooded Rio Grande River, in Weird Albuquerque, New Mexico, on the same day RADAR released audio of Mel suggesting his Russian spy babe would end up under the [Casablanca] rose garden. Topically confirmed by the Providential 911 call that came in at "9:26" Larry Sinclair time.

Obama's green jobs EMCORE location stands for Mel's famous 'M' icon. Check out their site at, www.emcore.com , where one SEES the breaking radar.com report's radar like icons on display.

A ten foot virgin gator chomped off a Naples, FL guy's hand Monday. The AP report doesn't say which hand. So it was probable the left hand.

Sunday morning I had a flash vision, wherein I saw a baseball bat leaning against a wall, next to an oval vagina shaped floor rug. That was before the RADAR Mel quote I read Monday, that goes "You need a fucking bat in the side of the head..."

GSR/TWN

Sunday, July 11, 2010

TOUCHDOWN JESUS BIRTHDAY

Jessica Simpson showed up in Capri's location for the 59-year old 'King of Hollywood's IT STARTED IN NAPLES prophecy Saturday, to celebrate her 30th birthday with her new Touchdown Jesus lover number 8.2. The romantic destination's location across from Pompeii was confirmation of the birthday cake shaped Pompey's Pillar outside Billings, that has Clark [Gable's] autograph written on it in stone; dated 7.25.1806.

Meanwhile, the Browning, Texas region flood waters went up to historic Biblical REV.12 levels over the weekend. After literally "packs of niggers" rioted in Oakland because there is an epidemic of police officers shooting unarmed black people in the back. And therefore, Joe Blows' computer shop, and Sally's flower boutique, etc. needed to be robbed and smashed in confirmation of THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS plant beast prophecy that speaks with a future African Obama "Feed me seemore!" theme.

So the deep sea PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES beast, created by Dr King, started gushing THE BLOB goop again on the opening day of the NAACP convention in Kansas City. To be attended by Michelle Obama, Jesse Jackson, and maybe the phantom president's AG. Who simultaneously leaked that he might attack Phoenixville again with a second batch of civil rights chocolate fudge brownies, with nuts.

The 1955 DEEP HORIZON monster prophecy tattooed on Scarlett Johansson's left arm, was originally entitled, THE BEAST WITH 1,000,000 EYES. For a thematically descriptive term invoking something like MLK's large population segment of wild-at-heart power-oriented marxists. Who have been harnessed by America's Pelosi style latter-day secret combination bosses to tread upon the righteous for 42 months.

On Jessica Simpson's birthday, a man from the ten virgins state of Tennessee named Israel drowned in the Capri blue waters of Lake Tapps, Washington. Confirmed by that 5.1 earthquake at 1:23:36 local time in the divided ten virgins islands of New Zealand, near Napier [Naples]. And the Prince William, Virginia leader who dared THE BLOB to come after his own historic COLONIAL THEATER landmark.

My 5900 block year, during the 42 months scenario, commences at the dead end street cliff on Seattle's 16th Ave N.E. This year's Touchdown Jesus season will play out among the landmarks of this 5900 block period. Sunday morning I was awaken by a firm voice that said "59 cents!.. Look at it!.. Look at it!.." So I looked at my BOSE radio clock, that read 4:59 am.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

Friday, July 9, 2010

I SPY NOTES:

Thursday's reports about Mel Gibson referring to illegal aliens as "wetbacks", based on their history of swimming across the Rio Grande River border, came out during the worst Rio Grande flooding in decades. In confirmation of the 62nd week flood mark in DANIEL 9:26.

New readers: Larry Sinclair's web page was at ...0926.com until they hacked it. One can read about SINCLAIR's May Day birth date and their 666 beast logo at:
http://www.sinclairoil.com/

See how wet you'd get if you swam across the 42' high river right now, at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_tropical_weather.html

In the SPY HARD prophecy, the brilliant Jewish scientist gets his MARK 13:14 photo torched when he meets Dick Steel in a gang infested illegal alien ghetto in now Muslim terrorized L.A. As in the transsexual Gen. Rancor is the future Obama mad man from Hawaii.

When Dick Steel rescues his Neve Campbell look alike turncoat babe, he accepts her apology and forgives her, saying "You were under the influence of an evil man..."

Rancor tells Dick that the health care abomination they passed is "irreversible". And there is nothing that the patriotic Tea Party "pansies" can do about it.

Rancor's Hawaiian island rocket nose, complete with nostrils and nose hairs, sets the crooked Brian Williams nose time-line for that PIPER ARROW Billings dentist payment crash near all those Dick Steel landmarks.

That is Mel's FOREVER YOUNG Branch Davidian compound atop the Malibu hills. That we see when Dick Steel takes flight with his Victoria Doll sitting atop the handle bars of his flying EZE.10 medicine wheels bike.

The 60s I SPY series was a GSR/TWN prophecy about my Tarzan the Ape Man jungle sidekick Barack Obama. The Africa movies always end with an elephant Tea Party stampede. On the eve of last week's day 1260 anniversary, a Republican elephant squashed a Toledo Zoo trainer named Don RedFox, breaking his ribs. Right after Granny Grass brought me home a nice 1.11lb rib steak with the rib bone in, marked down to $5.29.

See what I'm talking about at:
http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/ispy.jpg

The last line in SPY HARD is the Governor of Texas talking about the usurper in the White House, saying "Ah, Houston, we have a problem..."

The movie opens with Obama's secret documents flying out of the A-TEAM chopper. For the unfolding time-line of today's A-TEAM remake, that's probably still in late-run theaters, and will probably be out on DVD in the fall.

California's 5.4 quake along the Coyote Creek fault line occurred on the same day they cancelled the border governors law enforcement conference about sending CAR 54 police after illegal alien 'coyote' smugglers. It rocked the Rt.111 Chocolate Mtns in Imperial County pretty good.

GSR/TWN

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

JUST CHOCOLATE DESERTS

The Israeli delegation was sitting down to lunch Tuesday at the White House, when their coming Chocolate Mtns desert deserts were rattled by an EZE. 4.3 quake on THE BLOB side of the border; at 9:38:05 AM local time.

In SPY HARD's Gen. Rancor prophecy, the Jewish Weird Al Yankovic, with Serbian Danite roots, sings the opening James Bond theme parody until his MARK 13:14 head explodes.

In a vivid dream back on the Messiah's birth/crucifixion date of April 6, at 12:03 AM, I was sitting in a parked car at night on Ravenna Blvd in Seattle, listening to my portable BUZZ ALDRIN aviation radio. When the announcer clearly advised everybody to have their emergency radios ready for July 10th. Then some black guys operating a street cleaning machine rolled by slowly, towing a couple nice pleasure boats that they had picked up along the way.

Suddenly the car started up by itself and drove itself over to my 5717 house on 16th Ave, which has since been painted with some chocolaty brown color called "prune". Then I woke up.

I don't know yet if the "July 10th" radio report was a reference to the 5800 block, or the 5900 block, on Seattle's REV.16th grand canyon park prophecy about no.44 suing Phoenixville Tuesday, on behalf of the advancing chocolate blob from outer space.

7.10 is Jessica Simpson's 30th birthday of course. Which long time TWNers may remember from her amazing LOGAN'S RUN physical transfiguration crystals signs and wonders. The other day, I dreamed that her and Britney Spears were having lunch with me at a nice hotel restaurant, after smooching on a sofa while Jennifer Aniston sat there and watched in disbelief with three of her male friends.

So I searched the news and learned that the devout Christian Jessica is FFing former 49ERS tight end Eric Johnson. Who wore the prophetic [409] red no.82 jersey of the abomination of desolation's 8.2 date.

The Buzz astronut radio message was about Obama's alien NASA chief from cultural outer space. Who is now dedicating himself to better alien Muslim rocket science, according to the Ephraimite radio witness at:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_070610/content/01125107.guest.html

Gen. Rancor's rocket in SPY HARD could never have been launched without the technical assistance of the movie's brilliant Jewish scientist. Confirmed by the fact that over 80 percent of the Jews voted for the evil leader from a remote Hawaiian island. And weird Al now lives over there full time.

Could be the part Jewish Branch Davidian Mel Gibson voted for him as well. Mel has said some nice things about my abomination of desolation sidekick, and his affiliated D&C 86 convent in L.A. "...is a front for Rancor." Who shows Dick Steel his attachable part negro arm, and his snap-on female arm, for the future transsexual alien Obama boss in the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

Sunday, July 4, 2010

MAN BLOWS OFF LEFT ARM NEAR BABYLON

On Ephraim's day 1260 anniversary of the two witnesses, around 5:45 pm 36 year-old Eric Smith leaned over his steel fireworks rocket pipe and lit it. But he slipped up somehow. Kind of like the 42 latitude Utah church ladies of Babylon who dumped Sean Hannity from KSL radio 48 hours earlier because he was too upsetting.

SPY HARD's secret Gen. Rancor message went out from Islip, NY, located off Obama's Sunrise Hwy.27, via the Chocolate Mtns Rt.111 exit. On the same day that Obama's new general was installed in Afghanistan because of the ROLLING STONE rancor coming from their street number 1290 offices in NYC.

Down in Blobville, that secret Russian CIA spy actress in SALT had just showed the world her new left arm Devil's Elbow tattoo. Marked next to the 666 Roman REV.13 number, at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1291367/Angelina-Jolie-reveals-ink-flashes-tattoo.html

As in ROLLING STONE is stonewalling the well known fact that the USA's crooked commander in chief is a secret marxist spy with a phony background file and no legitimate papers. Put in power by the Providentially crooked Roman nose on NBC's Brian Williams, whose Montana 'Brian Williams' namesake died in that PIPER ARROW journalists crash among all those Dick Steel [9061'] Mt Harding landmarks. The nose for no news is at:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/brian-williams-2004-nbc-winter-press-tour-party-yAUrtP.jpg

All of it confirmed by the breaking ten virgins marriage news about America's icy knee whacking sweetheart Tonya Harding getting married. Because she looks a lot like that Russian spy lady they just caught. One SEES the resemblance at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_tonya_harding_marriage.html

Before the one armed man from TWIN PEAKS reappeared Saturday, I had logged a Russian spy spoof post on JJ's latest Jennifer Aniston thread. Which just happened to be the thread's Rt.111 divorce breakup number post. Inspired by the mystery guy she was with at SUNSET. Who reminded me of that left-bank Babylon mystery guru in FUNNY FACE, at:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/GuruDutt.jpg
AND:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/07/02/jennifer-aniston-date-night-with-mystery-man/all-comments/#comments

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

One Long Island report I read is at:
http://www.longislandpress.com/2010/07/03/islip-terrace-man-blows-arm-off-using-fireworks/

Gen. Rancor lost his arms in the 'N169 JR' chopper explosion. The story continues '15 years later' for the time-line of my 15 year-old GSR/TWN reports going on 16 years this fall.

I'd love to see Steve Martin do a remake of AIRPLANE. A ridiculous idea for a ridiculous movie.