MAN BLOWS OFF LEFT ARM NEAR BABYLON

On Ephraim's day 1260 anniversary of the two witnesses, around 5:45 pm 36 year-old Eric Smith leaned over his steel fireworks rocket pipe and lit it. But he slipped up somehow. Kind of like the 42 latitude Utah church ladies of Babylon who dumped Sean Hannity from KSL radio 48 hours earlier because he was too upsetting.

SPY HARD's secret Gen. Rancor message went out from Islip, NY, located off Obama's Sunrise Hwy.27, via the Chocolate Mtns Rt.111 exit. On the same day that Obama's new general was installed in Afghanistan because of the ROLLING STONE rancor coming from their street number 1290 offices in NYC.

Down in Blobville, that secret Russian CIA spy actress in SALT had just showed the world her new left arm Devil's Elbow tattoo. Marked next to the 666 Roman REV.13 number, at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1291367/Angelina-Jolie-reveals-ink-flashes-tattoo.html

As in ROLLING STONE is stonewalling the well known fact that the USA's crooked commander in chief is a secret marxist spy with a phony background file and no legitimate papers. Put in power by the Providentially crooked Roman nose on NBC's Brian Williams, whose Montana 'Brian Williams' namesake died in that PIPER ARROW journalists crash among all those Dick Steel [9061'] Mt Harding landmarks. The nose for no news is at:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/brian-williams-2004-nbc-winter-press-tour-party-yAUrtP.jpg

All of it confirmed by the breaking ten virgins marriage news about America's icy knee whacking sweetheart Tonya Harding getting married. Because she looks a lot like that Russian spy lady they just caught. One SEES the resemblance at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_tonya_harding_marriage.html

Before the one armed man from TWIN PEAKS reappeared Saturday, I had logged a Russian spy spoof post on JJ's latest Jennifer Aniston thread. Which just happened to be the thread's Rt.111 divorce breakup number post. Inspired by the mystery guy she was with at SUNSET. Who reminded me of that left-bank Babylon mystery guru in FUNNY FACE, at:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/GuruDutt.jpg
AND:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/07/02/jennifer-aniston-date-night-with-mystery-man/all-comments/#comments

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

One Long Island report I read is at:
http://www.longislandpress.com/2010/07/03/islip-terrace-man-blows-arm-off-using-fireworks/

Gen. Rancor lost his arms in the 'N169 JR' chopper explosion. The story continues '15 years later' for the time-line of my 15 year-old GSR/TWN reports going on 16 years this fall.

I'd love to see Steve Martin do a remake of AIRPLANE. A ridiculous idea for a ridiculous movie.