START UP NOTES:

Granny Grass surprised me with an early 5900 block party birthday present on Gisele Bundchen's birthday. Gifting me with the same prophetic iPAD that Dick Steel holds up in 1996's SPY HARD to look at a photo of Victoria Dahl falling into the REV.13 sea pit of captivity that Lindsay Lohan went into on the very same day I got my new iPAD. Which features a photo of the Chocolate Mountains above Rt.111's Salton Sea reference to Angelina Jolie escaping the African AMERICAN WOMAN 666 beast in her upcoming film SALT.

Steel views his futurist iPAD in the scene where we learn from Hawaii Island News that his transsexual Obama sidekick got pushed into an oil pan by Elton John's white Repulican grand piano. In confirmation of the Elton, Louisiana GREASE 2 landmark north of [Peter] Jennings. Who died on Charlize Theron's South African birthday in 2005.

This is the African intruder in the White House who is making Tarzan jungle calls when Barbara Dahl enters the door marked "Intruders Entrance" at General Rancor's remote Hawaiian island lair. Confirmed by the recent sad news that Glenn Beck is going blind because he refuses to sample the SEES chocolate prophecy in MARK 13:14. While ridiculing those who question why a homosexual man involved in the murder of his former lover, who was born to a foreign father in Africa, then raised in Indonesia, was unconstitutionally inaugurated as the president of today's Sodom and Egypt.


Right after the astonishing shot of Dick using an iPAD, we cut to a shot of Victoria taking a bite out of her red Adam&Eve apple to create the famous APPLE logo with a bite missing.

After Steel torches the brilliant MARK 13:14 Jewish scientist pic, he is given the new computer chip, and remarks,

"Who would have thought that the fate of so many human lives would rely on something so small..."

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

In the opening of SPY HARD, Dick Steel hits his Victoria spy on the jaw. To set up the future time-line when Mel Gibson would be accused of hitting his Russian spy babe on the jaw.