Sunday, May 30, 2010

ASSHOLE ON THE BOTTOM

On Saturday, BP reported that they failed again to stop the symbolic 5 virgins' lamp oil escaping the PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES asshole created by Dr King in 1955; in confirmation of Saturday's NYT No. 55,055 newspaper. One should recall that I first mentioned the REV.13:1 sea prophecy and it's 1955 penny confirmation in my THUNDERBALL posting on 4.20.

The prophetic David Lynch film's movie poster read, "SHEER HORROR as a living nightmare stalks the ocean floor" And came out with lobby cards that depicted a blonde version of Barack Obama's future lesbian Supreme Court pick from deep hell at:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/3068408834_f0d981dc06_o.jpg
Also seen in the movie's cafe rat fink scene at:
http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/09.16/photos/3-kagan1-450.jpg

See the traditional 'X' sign below, that always symbolizes the unknown values of the mysterious woman in cinema. Whose REV.17 forehead title is 'MYSTERY', as depicted on the official birth certificate baby footprint for Barack Obama at:
http://www.theobamafile.com/_people/LucasSmith.htm

The 666 foot print of man is reminiscent of the continent of Africa, for the destruction of those giant gentile feet in DANIEL 2. As confirmed by the 666 SCRAM device attached above Lindsay Lohan's foot until at least 7.6.

DIFF'RENT STROKES's 42 year-old Gary Coleman passed away in 42 latitude's Utah from a stroke on the same day Obama walked the REV.13:1 sea sands of Louisiana looking for 42 months era tar balls.

Coleman looked like Sandra Bullock's new Louis/iana baby in confirmation of his famous role as the adopted black child of a rich white NYC family, like at:
http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20364464_20364639,00.html

Dennis Hopper's passing in the seaside town of Venice, CA on NYT No. 55,055 was about his last role in Bullock's CRASH race movie adaptation for television. That corresponded with the start of Oliver Stone's South America tour for his new red fascist propaganda film about the oil drilling narco-president Hugo Chavez, entitled SOUTH OF THE BORDER, who is completely bananas.

In the artisitic spirit of Chavez banning all legitimate opposition to him in the media, Hollywood's Stone banned any legit opposition of Chavez in the making of his Bio Bio, Chilly remake of Woody Allen's banana republic prophecy BANANAS; co-starring that left-wing asshole look alike who moved in next door to Sarah Palin's family.

On NYT No. 55,055, there was a [JER.31] 3.1 quake next to Missouri's I-55 and Obama's parallel Hwy.61 in [Venezuela's] New Madrid County, along the day 1290 Mississippi River in DANIEL 12.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

In MR IMPERIUM, the king's STARBUCKS plane waits for him at Gate 44.

The opening mule/donkey and boyfriend song by Lana Turner, who are "two of a kind", represent all her liberal DNC lovers in Hollywood. A huge [BP] gasoline tanker explosion in Corona, CA shut down Hwy.91's [2BC 91] route to Palm Springs Friday.

Gary Coleman died in Provo, for my massive Indian Hills, Provo earthquake dream of Woody Allen and Scarlett Johansson. I read that Larry and Shannon King have a place in the area.

Friday, May 28, 2010

BUTT HOLE SURFERS DON'T ASK DON'T TELL

Congress voted to end the stonewalling media's 'don't ask don't tell' policies towards the homosexual usurper in the Whitehouse on the same day of his BP mud pumping hole press conference. In confirmation of that butt-penis hole in the grass next to the patch of black FLUBBER on Evergreen Drive, that is shaped like Obama's Africa birth place. It was the opening day of SEX & THE CITY 2, Africa.

Shortly after the rat hole conference, a 'B 3.6...' license plate earthquake occurred in Larry and Barry's Colorado near Cokedale; due east of Stonewall, due north of Raton Pass, on the New Mexico line, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2010wub1.php

The Divinely timed sign happened in Las Animas County, which means 'the soul'. Where the Purgatoire [Purgatory] River runs north past the Muddy Creek Reservoir in Bent [over] County.

BP hopes to put a fill cap on the underwater volcano, once it has been stopped up with mud. So nearby Cap/ulino Volcano National Monument in Union County, NM is certainly worth a look at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capulin_Volcano_National_Monument

Notice that the huge grassy cone is located on the edge of the Blood of Christ Mountains, [Sangre de Cristo].

About an hour later, west coast time, a 4.5 quake shook the Chocolate Mtns, that was centered just south of the Rt.111 Mexico border, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci14725676.php

Speaking of Imperial County, I watched the MR IMPERIUM prophecy Thursday morning, that was released in the USA on Texas Independence Day, March 2, in 1951.

Basically, it's about a 58 year-old Italian speaking king, with British family, who is forever smitten by some 29ish actress babe in California, played by Lana Turner. After a long 12 year period, they eventually end up in a Palm Springs threesome with Lindsay Lohan, played to perfection by Debbie Reynolds. Before he gets back onto his STARBUCKS star logo plane and promises her a royal "Arrivederci" that means, we'll be seeing each other again.

One can barely make out his belt buckle in the film's chocolate poster art at:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/videos/drv500/v565/v56599b87kp.jpg

The Texas king looks 58 in the 12-years-later finale, but they have him physically transfigured back to around 45 in the poster at:
http://archive.liveauctioneers.com/archive4/liveauctioneerforhire/16873/0687_1_lg.jpg

They dropped the Lana Turner look altogether and just went for the future LL in this angle of the prophetic poster at:
http://archive.liveauctioneers.com/archive4/liveauctioneerforhire/16873/0687_2_lg.jpg

Don't worry cup cake, I'll never tell.

Yours Truly,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Here's a real cute new belt buckle shot of Sienna. Note the Italian Austin Powers "buon giorno" boots, at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2454070/sienna-miller-bangs-birdsong-02/fullsize/

The first pair of those I ever saw were on Kit Winn.

That's a pretty gold buckle on top of this rug number at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2453515/gwyneth-paltrow-london-maison-07/fullsize/

The king's boxing belt buckle trophy is in this Olsen twins shot, with the lady in back showing us what it means at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2454187/olsen-twins-steve-madden-03/fullsize/

The other belt buckle is visible in this inspired THE KING AND I pose at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2454188/olsen-twins-steve-madden-04/fullsize/

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

SPEAKING NOTES:

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Monday, May 24, 2010

I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN, BARACK OBAMA

In confirmation of the Kenyan officials and close family members who have clearly stated that Barack Obama was born in Africa, and Obama's only existing birth certificate ever shown to the public, Bill Clinton stood before the graduating class of Yale Sunday and repeated the obviously false rumors about Mr.44 being born in Hawaii.

That's because, like the female Jewish governor of Hawaii, the Jewish Mr.42 does not actually read any news reports by people he or she disagrees with. His ridiculous and weird past comments about Rush Limbaugh et al, illustrate that he also does not listen to any conservative media figures who live outside of his personal political and cultural world. Hence his big fancy home office for the foolish five virgins in Harlem, etc.

For example, see this widely read report on the Hawaiian ice governor that Bill Clinton has never read, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=150125

Driving over to Yale for yet another one of his highly paid high society peanut nut cluster fucks, Mr.42 got rear-ended near Merritt Prkwy's Exit 38 to [Jimmy] Carter Street, due west of Ham's Pound. Reportedly, there were several guys in the audience wearing pink flying-pig hats with wings.

Walking down Evergreen Drive by the black tar patch of FLUBBER shaped like Ham's African continent Sunday, a CAR 54 pulled up to the T intersection there on Church Lake Road to deal with a two car fender-bender; involving a young college age gal and some older man with gray-white hair.

Obviously Mr Clinton was speaking to the graduating class of Medfeild College in THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR prophecy. That ends with a model-T UFO flying FLUBBER machine circling around the Capital dome and 555' Egyptian boner icon in Washington, DC. As the military CO in charge demands on the radio... "Identify yourself, or we will open fire!"

Saturday's horrible LOST finale plane crash confirmation in Mangalore, India represented the 666 number-of-man [Pussy Galore] themes in the popular Hawaii based series. In confirmation of Clinton's major inauguration state-of-the-union speech on the same day the early techo-based 666 NASDAQ closed at exactly 666.

Mr.42's ominous signs and wonders in Conn. were also confirmation that he has never read about the '042... SS number from Conn. that Mr.44 has been using, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=156573

Yours Truly,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
[Since 1994]

NOTES:

Nicole Kidman's repeated 8:30 pm wedding notes number in THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR refers to her longtime number '83' associations. When the wedding finally happens, the prof says "I do" two times, for when he does his future two wives in a threesome.

Everyone laughs at my sidekick prof playing yours truly with his tar-heels reference to the many 'tar heel' loggers in the North West. I paused the DVD player at one point and poured myself a glass of OJ mixed with a shot of carrot juice. Then I turned it back on and saw that the US President's special assistant was named 'O.J. Turnbull'. For the O.J. guilty verdict from Area Code 310 scrolling at the bottom of everyone's TV screen when Bill Clinton was giving his grand state-of-the-union speech.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

LOVE BUG PEST CONTROL NOTES:

Getting dressed to go out Friday, an annoying grayish beige moth was fluttering around in my room, buzzing my head. Suddenly the doorbell rang twice, and I went upstairs to answer it with only my pants and a top on. There at the door stood some pest-control man holding up a clip board that showed pictures of various rats, bugs, spiders, ants, beetles, and moths. Driving out with Granny Grass moments later, we passed the pest hunter as he walked up to the door of our King County police officer neighbor. Right when a car drove by on Evergreen Drive bearing Naomi Watts' birth date plates of '928 ...' Later, I saw the new FAIR GAME pix of Naomi and Valerie Plame in their best moth outfits on the Red Planet carpet in Cannes at:
http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/lifeline-live/2010/05/21/watts-plamex-large.jpg

The poisonous race-baiting MLK pests in the state-run media have been pestering Kentucky's new Tea-Party candidate about the obviously unconstitutional elements of the Orwellian 19666s "civil rights" act. So here come the red Nazi torpedoes. The MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE's Hillary Clinton replacement just arrived in the Yellow Sea flash zone to deal with the prophetic film's North Korean time-line.

That was the Evergreen Drive anus hole mole/rat pest that ran by Mr Obama during his Casa Blanca talk about the new financial fascism laws they are making up, supported by the Mass. Senator Brown asshole, at:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/05/obamas-special-guest-at-the-white-house/1

In confirmation of the gerbil up Austin Power's fun hole in AP II: The Spy Who Shagged Me. When he arrives on Dr Evil's remote Hawaiian Iceland volcano lair and gets nabbed by the homogaysexual Ted Casablanca look alike henchman. Even that chocolate mole on the Mel Gibson mole in AP III: Goldmember; given the 70 weeks timing of Hillary's visit to the new beast's miraculously healed G7 Japan.

Here's the small dog that yapped at me three times at 11:55 in this big rear-end boner threesome shot at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2452507/sienna-miller-london-pub-new-bangs-04/fullsize/

Woody Allen recently stated that he wished America could become a banana republic for just a few years. So that Obama could speed up his final reforms on the new and improved beast in REV.13 etc. Check out the threesome poster for Woody's 1971 American banana republic prophecy entitled BANANAS; complete with WWII style Hawaiian pineapple grenades on his future Tea-Party right-wing militia figure, Mr Mellish, and a great Sarah Palin look alike in glasses, at:
http://thefilmwotiwatched.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/bananas-poster-2.jpg

The comedy opens with a sports event assassination on the front steps of the new banana republic's Supreme Court, which have now been closed for security reasons. It ends with the libertarian Tea-Party news flash:

"Special news bulletin ... the astronauts have landed safely on the Moon and have erected the first all Protestant cafeteria".

GSR/TWN

New readers: The initials 'MLK' stand for the mystery woman's 'milk' in REV.17. The known marxist was assassinated on 4.4 with a 306 deer hunting rifle while in Memphis [Egypt] to support a garbage men strike.

God has revealed to his prophets among the lost tribes that there will be violence and race wars between the states, cities, and counties. Like the cold war now starting up between Arizona and Obama's illegal alien dominated state of California, etc.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

REPULSIVE ENERGY

Those Gulf of Mexico tar balls packed with "repulsive energy" from the REV.13 sea are created in a caldron at the start of THE ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR's ten virgins wedding prophecy; released in the same year that Barack Obama was born in Africa.

The repulsive comments in support of the rising EZE.38 invasion by Mr Calderon and Mr Obama started off the 70th week of DANIEL 9's 70 sealing weeks scenario. Which is why the anti-42 months Tea-Party people kicked ass in the birth state of Lincoln. And that Democrat who won in Penn-12 was talking a lot like Rush Limbaugh.

The Yellow Sea torpedo news out of the Korean penis stump peninsula was also a 70th week confirmation. Regarding Jennifer Aniston's singing homage to THE SAILOR DOG prophecy with "We all live in a yellow submarine..." in NYC. That foretells the time when the 666 beast will be torpedoed by an unseen underwater/ground force. Unseen only because the stonewalling media is not really showing it truthfully.

The professor is holding a bouquet of ISAIAH 35:1 blossoms when he explains his "lucky explosion" tar ball to his amazing Nicole Kidman look alike fiance.

"The application of external [alien] thermal energy to... two previously incompatible... unstable... compounds..." of Judah and Ephraim, creates the incredibly repulsive Obama election flub, called FLUBBER.

Confirmed by the huge bounce that the short white basketball players get in order to miraculously beat back the tall NBA giants of Woody Allen et al.

I'm assuming of course that Woody was playing one of his funny New York Jew roles in his recent "brilliant" comments about the abomination of desolation. So I'll go along with his insightful tongue and cheek remarks about my brilliant sidekick's amazing repulsive energy powers.

After all, the 1961 movie does open with a nice jazz trumpet over the traditional REV.17 'M' Letterman icon seen in Woody's earlier slapstick movies, like BANANAS. Followed up by that black smoke from the deep sea explosion and fire on 4.20, and the line...

"Here we are, the beginning of the end... point of no return."

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

There was a 4.4 Chocolate Mtns. shaker near Seeley, CA at 5:26 am, DC time, after no.44 and Mr Calderon went to bed at the Casa Blanca. No doubt in the Lincoln Bedroom. 5.26 being the last day of the 70 weeks count from when Obama was illegally inaugurated.

New readers: The Jewish Abraham Lincoln was born in Kentucky near; Howardstown, White City, New Hope, etc.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

FLOOD OF NOTES:

New pix were out Monday of Nicole on the phone to help raise funds for Sunday's Nashville flood benefit. The DOW closed Monday on her 6.25 wedding anniversary date, at 10,625.83 +5.67 (.05%). Marking her 67 birth year, her mysterious traditional number '83' and the number '5' reference to her Nicole nickle word play theme for the wise/foolish 5/5 virgins. See:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/17/nicole-kidman-nashville-benefit-concert/

After logging a post at 11:55 pm on this Sienna Miller thread, I took a shower and a cat nap. I was awaken at 11:55 pm, local west coast time, by the sound of a small angry dog yapping at me three times. Then at 11:58 pm, I had a flash vision of a male squirrel chasing two smaller girl squirrels across Granny Grass' driveway. See:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/17/sienna-miller-piaget/#comment-16927466

You should see the pink rhodies under GG's walnut tree squirrel condo, that always becomes a woodpecker motel in the fall. Note the thread's 3:33 post by 'Yawn'.

Monday morning, I heard about the UNITED flight from NYC to LA that made an emergency landing Sunday in the DC area, with Ashley Olsen aboard. At her 6:13 am birth date time I heard some babe make a kiss-smooch noise 8 times. I do like her voodoo hat at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2451452/ashley-olsen-lax-emergency-landing-05/

In the context of Renee's new Chocolate Mountain Impact Area nut cluster romance, MY OWN LOVE SONG, here is a peek at some 1993 Barack Obama prophecy she appeared in at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Boyfriend%27s_Back_(film)

She was also in this inspired 1994 Obama theme town picture called LOVE & A 45 at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Loveanda45.jpg

With every new twist of the screw, Blago gets closer and closer to spilling the taco beans. The latest Gov Elvis report is at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_blagojevich_corruption_case.html

Check out this hilarious and timely story about a Jewish Mr Wheeler Dealer trying to con his way into Brown University at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_odd_academic_fraud_probe.html
Sunday's Biblical hail storm in Oklahoma City was about Mike Myers' comments to Letterman about seeing a guy in NYC with a meat cleaver stuck in his chest. See:
http://www.ksbitv.com/news/93980419.html

New readers: Oklahoma is shaped like a giant meat cleaver, with blood dripping off the blade along the prophetic Red River landmarks. The I-35 line of lost Israel divides the ten virgins state in half. Study the Hwy.70 Beaver's Bend signs in Rt.144 McCurtain County for example. "Broken Arrow" is military slang for a missing nuke.

GSR/TWN