BIG FOOT HUNTING

Thursday's breaking news about a drunken Rodney-42-King getting blasted by double barrel bird-shot below the EZE.47 style ARROWHEAD springs landmark in California's INLAND EMPIRE, came on the day those three cops were sentenced for beating a biracial 666 party animal in Charlize Theron's adopted home state of Wisconsin. The day before, rapper ‘Birdman' Williams was busted outside Kingsport, Tenn on I-81 for smoking dope inside their SPICE GIRLS style touring RV.

Whores have a long history in surrealist film noir of getting the shit beat out of them by their marred faced pimps. So what do you think is going to happen to the great state church of the $20 bill whore?

"They didn't beat Rodney King enough..." [Howard Stern]

Since it's deer hunting season right now, check out these breaking photos from Germany's Bambi awards show at:
www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/hollywood-style-at-the-bambi-awards-202775/ .

Compare them with this lovely ROCKY HORROR look alike co-star portrait at:
www.181st.net/celebrity-galleries/Katie-Holmes/pictures/Katie-Holmes_pussy.jpg .

Hollywood's trades are reporting that Katie Comet is negotiating for a lead role in some north country adventure comedy entitled THE OTHER SIDE. Where my great great great grandpappy Daniell formed a company with Joseph Smith's father to hunt for Dr Goldfoot's underground genealogy oak tree BofM gold at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Island .
And:
www.phun.org/celebrities/katie_holmes/katie_holmes_41.jpg .

I'm also seeing double TRAVELING reports about Jennifer and Jennifer getting set to film a remake of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL in Vancouver, BC, at the same time at:
www.microsoft.com/prophoto/images/galleries/matthew-jordan-smith/smith10_gal.jpg
And:
www.dlisted.com/files/gq-jennifer-aniston.jpg .

THE SPICE GIRLS have just added Vancouver to their SPEED bus stop schedule, making December 2nd the opening date for their five virgins world tour. Reportedly, the girls have traded in their tour bus for a custom jumbo jet. No word yet if Meatloaf will be the pilot.

Yours, GSR/TWN

NOTE:
AP's ‘Birdman' report is at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_rapper_arrests.html .