TOM AND PAT ARE NOT GAY...

"If you don't stand for something... You might fall for anything." [LIONS FOR LAMBS]

In Falls Church, Virginia, a 5 year-old virgin was symbolically crushed to death by a falling television, on the eve of my Falls Church kiddie porn report about the rather gay looking television preacher Pat at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_dresser_crushes_girl.html .

Then a 207' Scientology size cruise ship with 66_ people onboard ran aground in the religious fantasy fun-hole muck and mud off 700 CLUB's Virginia Beach at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_stranded_cruise_ship.html .

All this lead up to Thursday's opening of the physical transfiguration play YOUNG FRANKUNFURTER on Sodom and Egypt's Broadway, a.k.a. The Great White Way. It's a story about our forefathers who believed in eternal life. So I watched my tape of the prophetic 1974 Mel Brooks movie, and was shocked to find out who's actually in the film, that contains a subplot about today's drug addicted kiddie monsters created by rotten seed fertilizer food. Which mostly takes place in the rainy castle temple lab where Tom and Kate were married last November 18.

It's an all star cast; featuring Kelsey Grammar as the marred servant monster from Seattle's FRASIER, where the play debuted, who frightens the Conan O'Brien villager so much he shouts "KILL THE BASTARD!!" For a second witness, the late night village people host makes a third appearance disguised in a dark hair-dye job. Donald Trump has a great ROCKY HORROR close-up cameo in the final floor show audience reaction shots, before the abnormal brain monster attacks Broadway's high society New Yorkers.

There are also a nice couple of lines delivered by THE CHECKOUT's director Chris Wood. Who thinks that the marred servant may be the devil himself. Chris now works at Austin's WHOLE FOODS headquarters in confirmation of the film's monster penis message about unwhole foods effecting the human seed pool. In the end, Maggie Gyllanhaal and the new 666 beast get it on seven times, just like Laurence and I did on our first night back in 1974.

That's Chris Wood standing atop Vince Vaughn's head on the FRED CLAUS movie poster, holding up STARBUCKS' icon. While VV role plays yours truly, the kid man, getting ready to eat out for Christmas. When I was examining the poster at REGAL Saturday, a mother walked by me who shouted at her little virgin daughter "You're gonna screw up your hair!" [A common source for DNA analysis of course.]

The man who wrote the famous 1950s essay "The White Negro", and his historic JFK piece "Superman Comes to The Supermarket" passed away Saturday at 84. Forcing me to walk into HOLLYWOOD VIDEO and go directly to the drama section where Sylvester Stallone's GET CARTER was talking at me from back in 2000. Which I had completely forgotten about, if I even remembered it in the first place, because I don't recall if I ever saw it. It certainly was not on my mind. So I rented it. Turns out it takes place in Seattle. [Probably shot in Vancouver.]

Heading back along 184th by Norm Mailer's government mail boxes, a tall trim Nicole Kidman look alike redhead came by walking her two big dogs. To her right was a white blonde Lab mix. On her left leash was a huge black aggressive dog that pulled her over to me and licked my left middle finger pretty good, before she pulled him/her off.

Here's a look at that butterfly dress, with Davidian branches, that Nicole wore to the Lebanon, Tenn CMAs last week. In confirmation of Butterfly's Mexican country music lap dance in DEATH PROOF at:
www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/events2/nicole-kidman-cma-117-1.jpg .
Apparently, she showed up in NYC for a screening of her wedding movie on the opening day of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.

I realize that Tom's cruise ship has been a long time sea vessel of the Hillary Bill Obama trilogy. But could his role in LIONS FOR LAMBS be the mirrorandart.com introduction to an endorsement of the politically bisexual Giuliani? Remember, Tom and Pat are not gay. But you have to stand for something.

Yours, GSR/TWN

PS: At FREDDYS Saturday, this cute skinny lesbo with punk Iggy dog hair was buying something at ‘2:11', when I went through the checkout for my 3.99 seal-pack of smoked red Sockeye salmon, rung up at 2:12. ET is doing a two-day follow-up about Ellen's Iggy on Monday and Tuesday. I saw their promo after an Ausie OUTBACK parked at my STARBUCKS table with a www.hobodoghaven.com sign on the side.