WHERE THE FONK IS RINGO?

The 28 year-old Australian star of BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN dying on Oscar Tuesday probably had something to do with that 28 year-old extreme skier dying when he slammed into a stone wall while filming a ski movie over the hill from Sundance in Big Cottonwood Canyon Tuesday. He was an identical look alike to this Christian dude who studies the Bible at STARBUCKS. The last time we discussed religion, he assured me that Jesus was celibate. I told him "That's gay."

He kind of looks like England's enthusiastic skier prince Harry too at:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=2530234 .

Sodom's home town paper, the NYT, published their top editorial on Oscar Tuesday morning with the prophetic Australian headline "The Boomerang Effect". Remember that gay kid in Wyoming who got crucified on a split rail fence? That's what's coming to Paulville.

Letterman made sure we got the message by booking America's most gay candidate Senator Edwards on the show, with some blues singer nicknamed ‘Big Head Newman' or something. Who Paul said has a big Johnson too, when Dave accidently called the musician ‘Big Head Johnson'. Then that screenwriter chick with the Devil's Code name came out, who wrote JUNO. Which I enjoyed again on MLK day with a ‘2:11 pm' ticket stub in my pocket. Before the movie started, I found a D&C 1985 quarter lying on a steel wheelchair plate next to my seat. Plus a turdy brown M'M candy.

During letterman, VERN FONK insurance was running their hilarious swingers "SHIPOOPI!!" ads, featuring that bald dome top dude's head covered with whipping cream snow. Here's an interesting extreme mountain link to that with an Australian angle at:
http://www.rockclimbing.com/Articles/Photography/Photography_Feature_Simon_Carter_763.html

Wiki...com reports the actor was found dead "around 3:26" in confirmation of my last batch of notes above at 3:26 am. The site also reports the actor was filming some Terry Gilliam movie about a GSR/TWN circus figure who wanders the country doing mirror illusion shows. I can't wait to see the limestone jacket Joker character in the next Batman movie.

The library was filled with babies and children on Oscar Tuesday. When I clicked on my first Hilary Swank link, this kid holding a LEGGO car appeared at the computer next to me. Wearing a top that said "I DON'T EAT SNAILS". He was the key to understanding my tall Hilary dream; i.e. she was not actually that tall, I was just role playing the kid next to her in CLAMBAKE's playground scene. Who would probably stand about breast high next to her.

My interpretation was confirmed when I saw this diaper pic, and heard a mother tell her red haired son Joshua, dressed in a "Genuine" T-shirt... "That one's way too big for you..." at:
http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/Oct/hilaryswank.jpg .

Then a lady dropped two dimes into the 10cents per print-out box as I decide to print this young physically transfigured shot of Hilary. And a lady's phone rang, who answered "I'm saving your life. You should thank me..." at:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q99/britney_no_panty/hilary-swank-pirelli-04.jpg .

When I saw those blog pix of Jennifer Aniston shopping in Vancouver, a boy over in the kids section started shouting over and over like those car insurance ads, "Put your head on the hood!.. Put your head on the hood!" We're talking some serious Shipoopi! at:
http://danasdirt.com/2008/01/22/jennifer-aniston-a-bit-nipply-in-vancouver/ .

Yours anyhow, GSR/TWN

PS: Check out this new blog pic of Hilary standing in front of a goop sealing marriage temple at:
http://icydk.com/2008/01/21/hilary-swank-shopping-in-paris-121/ .
Note that guy in the background who kind of looks like prince Harry, with different hair. The other guy is a young physically transfigured Ringo figure. Ringo just walked off the symbolically aging Regis show. No doubt, some producer was shouting that BOOGIE NIGHTS line "Where the fuck is Ringo?!" Because JUNO's screenwriter actually wore a genuine red ruby Ringo ring on Letterman Tuesday.
NOTE: Hopefully, someone can post a utube link to those VERN FONK white mountain top ads. Maybe there's one at www.vernfonk.com . The site doesn't work on my 1980s computer. Do they have an office in Hilary's home town of Bellingham, BC?