PARAPHRASING JESUS

"I'm gonna f_ck you in the ass!!" says the purple jump-suit Jesus wiz kid pervert roller, or something like that, in THE BIG LEBOWSKI hardwood floors bowling alley prophecy. About the Coen brothers being from Larry Sinclair's state of Duluth, Minnesota background to 2007's transsexual biopic of the town's native son, entitled I'M NOT THERE.

Across the LOST HIGHWAY from Pete's greasy CHUCK&LARRY'S BRAKES & MUFFLERS shop in Bonney Lake is a new FEDEX KINKOS confirmation of Brad Pitt's scruffy deliveryman in JK's new video. Larry, the DEAD MAN WALKING guy with a brain tumor, is sporting Brad's same unshaved beard in his day 1290 youtube.com revelation that is going to destroy Barack Saddam Hussein Obama et al in a very slow and painful process. His death is going to lead to the metaphorical death of his brain-dead supporters like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Oprah Winfrey, and Scarlett Jennny Johansson.

Tuesday afternoon at WAL*MART, I felt inspired to update 23 year-old Jennifer Aniston's LEPRECHAUN prophecy "...one more time..." Over at the library a half hour later, I saw the new x17online.com pix of her "...one more time..." mystery lover.

For the last time. The Leprechaun's gold coins treasure, hidden in the old rusty pickup, among the prophetic Black Hills of Mt Rushmore, represents the restoration of the 1958ish vehicle to it's prime physical condition. There is no greater treasure or wealth than the gift of eternal life.

The ‘3.99' banner hanging on the café window sets up the 39 year-old time-frame for the horror movie's star. Who is still refusing the ROCKY HORROR meatloaf message offered by her love interest Nathan. Instead, she still prefers the sacred ‘dead cow' values of her false rod of Jesse love guru prophet Gandhi at:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/22/svGANDHI_wideweb__470x395,0.jpg .

"I'm gonna have to make this a little tighter..." is one of Jenny's best updates in the 1992 film. Where she comforts her ‘mighty and strong' hero with a little more pressure in the right spot. Before he gives her the pump shotgun, suggesting that she "just cock it"; and the marred Ozzie follows up with "Watch out for those teeth."

Before watching the Leprechaun lose his hand in a door jam Wednesday morning, Will Ferrell was on the Leprechaun's Irish Conan O'Brien show. Showing us his same severed hand, because Will has been so reluctant to sign his autograph on any tithing checks made out to the United Order's credit union. This is why both the Leprechaun and the SEMI PRO actor were wearing red short-shorts. And the 3 painter's truck had motor [gold] distributor cap distribution problems.

Speaking of nice&tight shotgun blow jobs. Larry has posted the hotel reservation numbers for his 1999 party with Obama in Gurnee, Ill at http://www.mrsircy.blogspot.com/ . Turns out the 666 Scientology computer actually calculated that he was telling the truth. Of course he is. Does anyone out there besides Ms O, Brad Pitt, and Sharon Stone think not?

Yours, GSR/TWN

PS: I see Sienna hopped on a jet to Heathrow Ledger Airport Tuesday afternoon at LAX. And about an hour later, England time, when her tall skinny guy was fingering her during MICHAEL CLAYTON, there was a 5.2 B-52s earthquake near Lincolnshire. Shire meaning ‘sire' in the old tongue at:
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=105634&in_page_id=7 .
NOTE: Here is the confirmation about that JUNO teen dying on Harrison [Ford] Blvd at:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=2739101 .
NOTE: This NYC report about Hollywood's counterfeit kingdom of God Obama values, came out on the same day ET et al did they're usual post Oscars report about how to buy cheap copies of Hollywood's red carpet designer label outfits at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_counterfeit_bust.html .