THE PERFECT BLOW JOB

Granny Grass insisted we check out the President's Day sales on South Hill Monday. I didn't feel like going, but she offered me a Biblical $10 Negro Ham/ilton bill bonus. So there I was, while Bush was still in the African bush, checking out the cutest Keira Knightley look alike in sunglasses at STARBUCKS. While a huge England red king cab KNIGHT Transport semi truck stopped in the background on Meridian, and so on. There was even a passing ‘007...' car when I examined USAT's front page photo of my SEINFELD Newman figure smoking his victorious bikini No.12 wheels by the CLAMBAKE beach at DAYTONA 500. For that classic smoking hot photo of Sienna on page 291 in VANITY FAIR, at Area Code 310's VICEROY HOTEL.

The plan was to meet back at GG's Hwy.1989 CADDY near APPLEBEES at 4:30 pm. At the last minutes before that, I finally found the obvious reason she was inspired to drag me over there; i.e. to get a copy of 1951's THE THING From Another World, inside CIRCUIT CITY, USA for 10.99.

I finished watching the Big Foot alien abominable snowman get destroyed by electrocution at 4:20 am exactly, marking Ms Electra's new birth [4.20] temple name given to her by the inspired Negro Egyptian Prince musician from Twin Cities, Minnesota. Confirming last Friday's attempted cancellation of 1991's prophetic GUILTY AS CHARGED electric chair in Lincoln, Neb. Then confirmed by the underground meat packing confirmation recall of all those sick Obama cows who got the Devil's forklift at HALLMARK's slaughterhouse in California.

THE THING opened in my birth year on the Lord's crucifixion birth date of April 6th, and ended with the now famous line "Keep watching the skies!!" The 26 year-old Sienna Miller angle hit about an hour later. When a bright LAX airport "suitcase size" tabloid meteor flashed through the sky around 5:30 am, landing near Rt.26's Lind-Hatton Road in reference to that ROCKY HORROR top hat Sienna was wearing upon arrival last week to shoot GI JOE's army characters in the classic movie. See the things at:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004189514_webmeteor19m.html .

On Paris' ominous 27th birthday, that she celebrated with a transsexual floor show in Las Vegas, I discovered for the first time that censored Larry Sinclair confirmation of Obama's transsexual role in THE ROCKY WHORE PICTURE SHOW; released in the year when Madison, Wisconsin's Charlize Theron was born. This year, the place has received record amounts of snow fall from Neve's Canada, for THE THING's carrot sucking vampire snow job themes.

Speaking of limousine liberal blow jobs. Transsexuals like Obama probably appreciate the way men do it, with more satisfying hard lip pressure to the top of the cherry tree. Just ask Travolta. As opposed to the sometimes irritating ultra light touch that many women think that men like. It's not about ‘sucking hard'. It's about pressing hard, without biting, in the right spot on top. Like Chloe knew how to do in BROWN BUNNY at:
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/Chloe-Sevigny-The-Brown-Bunny-UNCENSORED.jpg .

Watching Larry Sin/clair's utube.com confessional via www.wnd.com at the library on Wisconsin Tuesday, this very tall flaming gay guy sat down at the adjacent computers, filling the entire area with his strong animal cologne scent. To my right, was an amazing younger blonde Reese Witherspoon look alike mother tapping rapidly on her keyboard.

It probably had something to do with her LEGALLY BLONDE Washington, DC movies, that I have never seen, in relation to her Leno appearance this week for some new loony movie about an oppressed lady forced to wear a Muslim style obamanation of desolation scarf. Whatever, I noticed that two Area Code 310 campaign SPEED buses of Judah and Ephraim drive by outside the rear window during Sinclair's obviously sincere video.

Yours, GSR/TWN