BRIDGET JONES THREESOME

Renee's inspired BJ III rumors probably can't get confirmation because the money is right, but the soft script sucks. So let me nail it down, without any legal or financial obligations, including a signed release form, if need be.

The Dude's 10% ransom finder's fee for help saving the eternal life of Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightly, Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, Jerry Seignfeld, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Mike Meyers... and the Olsen twins, will take care of the above. Besides, most of the bones, or clams, will be converted into gold and deposited in my name with the United Order anyway.

After all these years in BJ III, Bridget starts out as our familiar beloved character, who is overweight and frustrated about her empty SINGLETON Scotch mini bottle lotion love life. By now, she knows that a woman of her age should be happily settled down with a loving and faithful husband and kids. Using makeup, costumes, cgi. etc. For her fine form look, at:
http://www.drinkhacker.com/2008/10/06/review-the-singleton-of-glendullan-scotch/

Therefore by the end of the first act, she gets involved in a religious JENNY CRAIG type fittness and diet cult, that results in every hot prince around town locked onto this:
http://www.celebitchy.com/60680/renee_zellweger_in_two_stomach-baring_photo_ops_after_news_of_bridget_jones_sequel/fp_3276072_zellweger_renee_/
AND THIS:
http://www.celebitchy.com/60680/renee_zellweger_in_two_stomach-baring_photo_ops_after_news_of_bridget_jones_sequel/fp_3276070_zellweger_renee_/
AND THIS:
http://www.celebitchy.com/60680/renee_zellweger_in_two_stomach-baring_photo_ops_after_news_of_bridget_jones_sequel/90715m2_zellweger_b-gr_06/

BJ's intense romance is fun and exciting for a brief period during the second act. But the fuller love of a healthy baby or two, plus a fine husband, feels more lasting and three dimensional in her now very fit and trim heart of hearts.

It's LOVE STORY with kids, meets THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING, without the cancer, and the dark agnostic brain dead mortality of a retro Brad Pitt motorcycle movie.

My gut tells me that the project should be a quick writer-director thing. With a firm three-month start deadline, tops, allowing for no watered down 12 month plus polishings and re-writes. Write it and shoot it, before anyone at the studios has a chance to read it. Exactly like the Democrats' Hollywood agents always do back in Washington, DC.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI ends with the Dude's finder's fee left up in the air. Until the plot's semi finals would finally get started, after a personal "that's a wrap" by the film's prophetic Ralph Lauren cowboy narrator at the bar. Where we learn that a little Lebowski is on the way.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

4 people died when a ROBINSON 44 chopper crashed on I-70 weeks Thursday night in Washington County, Maryland, like the ones at:
http://www.aisha.co.jp/images/heli/R44-09.jpg