PRIME TIME ASS HOLE

The captured GI JOE soldier from Sodom's MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO, near Fourth of July Canyon, is related directly to the recent Natasha Richardson fire confirmation that burned down Bruce Willis' ski lodge at Soldier Mtn; located in Idaho's Sawtooth Nat Forest. That's why they shaved his head bald.

Willis was born the son of a soldier in Germany. And has played some very inspired soldier roles, like in the prophetic rising sun Obama Africa picture TEARS OF THE SUN, for today's elite Sun Valley Idaho crowd, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tears_of_the_Sun_movie.jpg

Pfc. Bowe Bergdahl's name is an IN AND OUT 'burger doll' allusion to THE BIG LEBOWSKI's prophetic Larry Sinclair dancer, named Larry Sellers. Whose humble theater number depicts the classic JACK AND THE BEAN STALK giant slayer tale; a.k.a. JACK THE GIANT KILLER. Right before they all cruise over to the film's 9th grade REV.9 stingray car scene.

"You see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!"

Today's Larry Sellers is now selling his self-published book about sucking on Obama's cock, while Mr O sucked the crack pipe, at:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Barack-Obama-Larry-Sinclair/Lawrence-W-Sinclair/e/9780578013879/?itm=1

Another prophetic Obama figure in THE BIG LEBOWSKI is the skinny 'Jesus' messiah sex pervert in a purple jump suit. Who promises to fuck the foolish lost Israelites in the ass until they wake up and smell the latter-day dog shit. Which starts with the Branch Davidian Dude of Jesse in Chloe Sevigny's BIG LOVE checkout line, dating his prophetic 9.11 whale check to RALPHS FOODS for a pint of half&half.

It will all end with the limo driver's "Home Sweet Home Mr Relf" line. Just before Mr Lebowski promises the Dude, holding onto a nice Caucasian fuck glass, that he is going to get a tenfold reward for the plot's $1,000,000 ransom fee. While he unfolds the severed Babylon babe's bloody toe from DANIEL 2.

BIG LEBOWSKI's Euro red Nazi punkers represent today's Obama thugs. Who have been trying to cut off Little Larry's dick, ever since he blew the whistle on big Barry. In the end, they destroy the dude's clunky Detroit iron car, just like Obama has done.

Then the Dude orders himself two long neck boner bottles of MILLER, from the bowling alley's hardwood lane no.23 bar; and we see a perfect ten pins strike from a black curve ball.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
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